So anyway, I'm up in my daughter's room the other night and I look over at her hamster sprinting on its wheel:
Mother pus bucket. That little sh%tball is working out more than I am. Now that I think about it, the thing never misses a workout. A RODENT, with a brain the size of a raisin, has more discipline than I do.
Me: You know, studies show there is such a thing as "over-training"....
Me: Also, if you don't "switch up " your workout, your muscles get used to it and you don't make any more gains. Read that in 'Fitness'.
Me: Well, I don't know if you heard, but this is 'The Summer I'm Going To Lose The Weight', so.....
Rodent: (taking off his headphones) In your FACE!