Thursday, June 26, 2008

Bathtub Gangsta Wardrobe Malfunction

So the Bathtub Gangsta and I are hanging out, and I'm like "Dude -you gotta wear your jeans a little lower" and I go to scooch them down and.....




WHAT THE - ???????????!!!!!

No, no, no, no, no - a gangsta does not rock bikini tighty whiteys. No. Losing all kinds of street cred here.
So - I got out my Sharpie (did you ever wonder what your child would say if you were Sharpie-ing a doll's butt? I happen to know the answer to that: it's: "Mom - you're SO weird.")

There we go. Well, better anyway.

Then we went to Target and hooked him up with some dope bling. 


BG in the house, yo. Call me Sharpie-butt and I will cap your ass.

51 comments:

Queen Goob said...

STOP....I can't keep up and I already wet my pants once this afternoon.

I'm kinda sad you didn't show us on which side he's packin' his "heat". No bulge, no boogie!

Alice said...

While BG is rockin' his Sharpie drawers, Ice is going commando. Like a true gangsta. I think. Maybe. I don't really know. OH GOD - they do wear black boxer briefs!

And FYI - I was a bit concerned setting up Vanilla outside and hoping the neighbors didn't spot me.

Alice said...

And you know you can only get the dopest bling from Target.

creative-type dad said...

Strange, I use a Sharpie for my underwear too.

Dette said...

LOL! He owes you now for hookin' him up, ya know ;)

Holy Crappers said...

Think I falling for BG, I am, I really , really am

#1

The Mom said...

Can't. Stop. Laughing. Will. Pee.

You are the queen.

Honey Pie has a friend for BG you know....

http://elegantthimble.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-pretty-gangster-myself.html

Beth (A Mom's Life) said...

I don't know why, but BG always makes me laugh,yo!

Gettysburg Mom said...

Bathtub Gangsta just gave me a much needed laugh! Thank you!

And on an unrelated topic, do girl children get easier as they get older? Lie to me, I need hope.

Rochelle said...

You are one sick Mommy!! Ha ha ha.

Thanks for stopping by Whines & Wines! Great minds think alike!

Rochelle said...

and BG better hope that Sharpie is waterproof. The next bathtub party could reveal the tighty whities again!

Wendy said...

does this make you his sugar mama?

adriane said...

Wow. I really love this! I totally snarked Iced tea out of nose two times today; here and at at Honey Pie's. I'll be back to read more! Thanks!

schnaarzy said...

Does this mean that your doll spoke to you? It was never really a question for me because I thought that dolls really did communicate, however, B. Esq. blew it for me, and I lost faith.

Debbie said...

That is hilarious...and so is the post below it. I must come back and spend more time with you. Can I bring a bottle of wine and some leftover food from my party? So glad you could join me yesterday. You weren't the one hanging from the chandelier were you???

Debbie said...

ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh, I just saw that "Homeschooling for Dummies book" you have on your sidebar...I am laughing so hard...that is just insanely funny.

Keeper Of All Things said...

He just might be the perfect man!!
Theres alot to be said for a man that doesn't talk and will let you dress him.....now where did you say he worked?!
LOL

Mr Lady said...

Oh. My. God.

(bwahahahahaha)

Dude.

Bee said...

Is it me or is he getting hotter?

Maybe it's the bad boy attraction.

Ann said...

I'm not cool enough for a funny comment.
(Just wondering... does Target carry B.G. nipple piercings?)

jaime said...

LMAO!! oh i can't take it! you had me ROLLIN w/ this post...i love it.

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

You ARE the bomb..this is freakin' hilarious.

leigh said...

whoa. BG has some totally cut abs. hot.

Kelly said...

That is so funny, I totally agree with the one commenter who asked about nipple piercings..that would be so hot! hahaha

Tiffany said...

HAHA Thats so freaking funny. And did you also draw that little chin hair on him or is that part of his gangsta look? LOL

Deanna said...

I just discovered my six year old has been going commando. Maybe I should show him even all the hippest ganstas wear drawers!!

ali said...

Don't put away that sharpie just yet! I think he needs a tattoo!

Brittany said...

Oh my God, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

I am blogrolling this sweet blog ASAP!

Drowsey Monkey said...

OMG ... shrpie butt, LOL. That's a weird little doll ... has 6 pack abs & everything?!

Natalie said...

i have just perused the posts on your front page and you are cracking me up! seriously loving it!

Val said...

Oh my gawd! This is really cracking me up now. Where the hell do you come up with these things anyway?

gaining some lb's said...

You have entirely to much time on your hands!!!


LOLOL

peace
#2

-Bridget said...

Lol, this was just hysterical. Very clever!

Marla said...

I know all about falling pants...

Scrappy Girl said...

Too funny. Love your blog. Made me laugh harder than anything I have seen/done today. My kids would have told me the same thing!

Not Just Any Jen said...

BG is so much hotter than Flat Stanley. You RAWK!

Gettysburg Mom said...

ummm... 36?! I so remember you as a three comment girl...

Ann said...

Hey Sue "It's like Africa Hot" IS from "Biloxi Blues".
(But you think there's another one?
Now I need to rack my weary brain to figure it out.)

Sue said...

OMG, Came over from Wendi pretty much because we have the same name.

Hello, hilarious with the Sharpie. I may need to sneak to the basement to find some dudes that need a little makeover!

onangelwings said...

That is too funny.

HRH said...

OMG. You are serious funny. I was sent over here from Cheaper then therapy.

Rph Mommy said...

And I just shot a booger out of my nose. Nice.

Dead at the sharpie'd boxer briefs. Dead.

matt said...

I HAD to click on this post when I saw the title from McMommy. Very funny stuff. But you know, the briefs are totally acceptable if hey are Versace.

Carol said...

Good for you for sorting out his underwear malfunction.

That would have been a disaster in public! Street cred never would have recovered.

The White House said...

I love the Sharpie art... wish my three year old limited her art to dolls- instead of my bed!
http://tynerbock.blogspot.com/2008/06/sweet-lullabies-and-sharpie-decor.html
POW!

*jimaie.marie* said...

oh my!!! i am dying right now. STREET CRED!!! LOLOLOL!!
pop a cap in yo ass!!
hilarious.
you are the best.
totally adding you to my google reader. like yesterday! ;)

Beth said...

That is so funny, hillarious that you sharpied his ass. Love that literal 'cap' in your ass too.

HILLARIOUS~

Mamasphere said...

WHERE does it come from? What kind of secret life did you live in your past, lol. That is some seriously funny stuff.

The Walsh's said...

This is my first time your blog and I'm hooked!!!!!! Loved this...

Lindsay said...

Bathtub Gangsta is hilarious! He looks like Jon Gosselin...if he was a thug.

3 Peanuts said...

Oh Sue...I have to get off of your site. My stomach hurts from laughing. Obviously I am reading old posts:) How DO you think of these things?