Wednesday, December 15, 2010

When Crafting Dolls Go Horribly, Horribly Wrong

Sooooooooooo............yeah.

I've solved your last minute gift-giving dilemma cuz look!: "Birthing Dolls".









See how she's smiling?? So fun!!!!!!


(what even IS that???? A brain with a foot???)




Lady, childbirth may not be your biggest problem.


Really, it's tricky to crochet a good placenta.

Yeah, these'll run you about $150....but imagine the hours of fun! Pull him out, stuff him back in.....pull him out, stuff him back in.

I can't quite put my finger on what's missing here though....


Oh, right. The screaming. Duh.

29 comments:

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

OMG LMAO especially at the doll that was crafted lovingly enough to show the carpet matching the drapes. UGH!

THANK GOD my daughter has never liked to play with dolls. I can now honestly echo her sentiment "those are creepy."

There are just some things little kids shouldn't play with.

haphazardlife said...

MY EYES!!!!

Seriously, That is just so many levels of wrong...

- Jazz

Christina said...

Holy cow! Pregnant or not....that one chick needs to trim bush. Her kid is gonna think he's Tarzan

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahaha!

You're Lucky I Don't Have a Gun... said...

NIGHTMARES.FOR.DAYS.

Jen said...

"what even IS that???? A brain with a foot???"

I almost spit out my drink! Good Lord, those things are horrible! My eyes feel like they are burning from the creepiness!

SherilinR said...

who in the world are these aimed at? children?! i would not be thrilled to see my kid playing with this in the living room when company comes over. gross!

Marinka said...

OMG. My dolls never had babies. Because they were pure.

Henley on the Horn said...

Wow. Where on earth did you find these things?? Just Wow.

HappyHourSue said...

@Henley My friend McMommy "gifted" the link to me.. Don't think she wanted to touch this one with a 10 foot pole.

Bad Christy said...

There are just no words.

And where, in the name of God, would this link be? I mean is this something you would actually google? Or maybe it shows up on etsy... And who would by these? Could I know one of these people and not know it?

SQT said...

Holy crap.

Stephanie said...

holy huge nipples batman!

McMommy said...

DUDE I didn't even know WHERE TO BEGIN with that one!!!!!! Of course you nailed it. "Lady, childbirth may not be your biggest problem"....HAHAHAHA!!! Consider it my Christmas gift to you. :)

Kristie said...

I'll never be the same. Ya know my mother-in-law collects dolls and she has been very interested in finding the hotest new trend. I am sure that would put me at the top of the "best gifts given by a daughter-in-law"...right? Right?

MrsSki said...

OMG! That is flipping hilarious! I literally can't stop laughing...and I'm at work! They'll think I've gone batty!

Myriad Art- Samantha June said...

who thinks of that shit?
and who buys it??
and $150?? oh wow.
i'm speechless.. well, except for the head shaking and muttering because that middle one looks too much like Cher. and that's not ok. even a little bit.

Myriad Art- Samantha June said...

i think my eyes are still bleeding..

Susie Q said...

Only you, Happy Hour Sue, could post this for us! Ewww-ing at the doll, but laughing my butt off at the comments!
PLEASE tell us your New Year's resolution is to blog MORE!! I always get such a great belly laugh from you! Merry Christmas!

Lizzie said...

what?! that is some crazy SH**!!!

Loveable Loser said...

Merry Digital Christmas Sue.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA

Pink in a sea of blue said...

OMG, I needed a good laugh today! So freakin weird!

gardenofgoodandevil said...

Deeply, deeply disturbing.

creative-type dad said...

Just when I thought I've seen everything.

Quirky Jessi said...

Holy wow! I think I'll pass, lol.

Shaggs said...

Please please please can you post again happy hour sue??? I really cant be arsed searching the internet for funny lil titbits and even if I did find any i wouldnt be able to verbalise the funniness of the said items as eloquently as your good quirky self. Please come back!

Chelle said...

I seriously need to learn how to crochet.

Piper said...

Drinking some white wine and laughing and thinking that we need to crochet some Daddy dolls that have one testicle, hairy backs, big guts and come equipped with a small crocheted pile of barf for the delivery room!!

gayla said...

OH MY GOD. I've personally birthed a child myself, and I still may need therapy after seeing these.