Tuesday, November 30, 2010

A Royal Wedding!!!!?? Stab Me in the Brain With a Fork.


Alert the Franklin Mint.

Never mind they're on it:

Holy collectible coins and pill boxes. William and Kate are engaged.

I know, I know......it's gonna be like the biggest TiVo-tastic event of the decade...and a bajillion people are gonna watch it live....and the entire population of Britain and probably Wales is going to spontaneously combust from excitement...and Diana herself will probably ride down from heaven on a sparkly unicorn.

I'm trying to care, I swear.

I think maybe if he were THIS kind of prince

I'd tune in.

In any event, I have one wish for the future princess...and that is that there is a Franklin Mint baby doll made in her likeness.......

...because that's not creepy at all.


Kimber Leszczuk. said...

LMAO - I bow to you Great Queen of Sarcasm. YOU are my new hero. OR should I say heroine? Your writing is as addictive as heroine... I'll shut up soon - thanks for the laugh!

HappyHourSue said...

why, thank you Kimber! and i hope you're not serious about the heroin thing because my erratic posting is gonna send you right into detox hell. sorry.

♥ Kathy said...

I'm with you not watching & um that doll, yeah, it spooks me :-o

Travelbugmom said...

Hope I don't have to do that DETOX thang anytime soon.....that would STINK! Spooked about the "doll" too!! ......and the RE-USED ring!!!!!!!

The Nice One said...

I'm with you.

But the doll...has a certain chuckie-ness to it. Burned into my brain.

Heidi said...

That's so funny. That DOLL! YIKES! But...I'm old and I remember watching Di and Charles' wedding when I was a teenager. It was magic--unicorn from heaven magic. And William COULD be hot if he had some hair plugs put in (he's rich enough and there's time).

Lizzie said...

aaahhh creepy porcelain diana doll!

very funny post :)

Jen said...

I'm totally with you. Not worth all the hoopla. Now, I might change my mind when Harry decides to get hitched. He's the hotter prince.