Voilá, I'm back.
I have a theory that my whole brain goes on Daylight Savings in the Spring, and that's why I get writer's block.
Thanks a lot, Ben Franklin. Great idea. You maybe coulda used that extra hour each day inventing the condom, then you wouldn't have gotten syphilis.
First, can I just tell you why I love Bruno Mars? ("Just the Way You Are") No, not because of the song...Because he got busted for cocaine possession and this was his mugshot:
Oh. but: Stay in School...Hugs not Drugs...Just Say No.
Ha. I just realized Nike's slogan is Just Do It. You can see how it could get confusing.
Anyway. My Public Service Announcement for the day is: If you want to find Dick's Sporting Goods online..it's not Dicks.com. Like ...it's SO not Dicks.com.
and I just need to know this:
Guys. What is it with the lesbian fascination.
No.......they really don't.
As far as I can tell, they really are goin out of their way to NOT deal with you.
They would rather buy a plastic appendage made in China than deal with your anatomy.
There are entire CRUISES for lesbians...whose sole purpose is to relieve them from having to interact with you in any way.
Top selling lesbian porn movie?: "Where The Boys Aren't (10)".
Top consumer of "Where The Boys Aren't"? Boys.
I suspect you think they're playing playing hard to get....
C'mon - let's hear your theories...we all have an extra hour.