Wednesday, June 30, 2010
My husband so doesn't think this conversation was that funny.
Husband: Can I talk to you about something?
Me: What's up?
Husband: I don't want to scare you or anything....sit down.
Me: Jesus! What???!!!
Husband: Well.... I know you've said the sleeping pills affect your memory a little...but lately you've really been forgetting things a lot. Like, a LOT.
Me: (horrified) Like I've been repeating myself?????
Husband: No.....like you forget to do stuff....
Me: Like what???????
Husband: Well, like you know how I asked you to return my shirts to Macy's..... and to return the pendant lights to the store..... and give that check to the neighbor?
Husband: You keep forgetting to do it.
Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha oh.
Husband: What's so funny.
Me: I didn't forget...I just didn't do it.
Husband: ? Why not?
Me: I dunno. I just didn't.
Husband: (perplexed) So you did remember I asked you to do it....
Husband: ....but you chose not to.
Husband: And how should I feel about that.
Me: Relieved. Your wife just had an Alzheimer's scare. But she pulled through.
Husband: (*sigh*) So.....you will get that stuff done.
Me: What stuff.
Posted by HappyHourSue at 12:00 AM