So I complained to my doctor about a month ago that I'm having trouble sleeping, he prescribes me "Zolpidem" and of course I don't read the instructions.
Which are mostly warning you not to take the pill til you're in bed.
So I take it while I'm still at my computer, fall asleep sitting up, get woken up by my daughter, and walk into a wall.
I tell my mom the story and she's all: "It's not Ambien, is it? Because people do weird things on Ambien." and I'm all "No, no, no - it's Zolpidem."
Which upon closer scrutiny of the package insert today, is the generic name for Ambien.
So I finally read the insert and check THIS out: Here are some of the things you might do and not remember the next day:
"Sleep-driving" and having sex.
Dude. If I'm getting up in the middle of the night to drive somewhere and have sex, I better damn well remember it.