Time's up.
Because unless you guessed
"removing my friend Susan's dead guinea pig from her kitchen counter that just seized up and died in front of 2 of her children sending her rushing the distraught children into the car to make it to sports on time then texting me while I'm at karate that holy crap her 3rd child is about to arrive home to find said rodent all: "hello- I'm dead" next to the fruit bowl",
you guessed wrong.
31 comments:
When I removed a dead guinea pig , I just slapped it on a hamburger bun and waggled my eyebrows.
The kids screamed because it was so funny, I think.
Aw....poor dead guinea pig. I feel bad for the kids. And you are a WAY COOL friend to do that!
You are a good friend!
The real question is...would you rather remove a dead guinea pig.....or have sex with David Letterman?
Inquiring minds want to know.
You were the lifesaver! Thanks for saving the youngest from discovering the remains! What a friend :)
Susan (that's right, THE Susan who could not take care of boxing the pig herself)!
I totally got it
That is a true blue--stopping to take pictures to blog the situation properly. Nice Work.
Maybe I should have daughter read this post...that would put a end to asking for a hamster or guinea pig! They are too stinky and of course I would get stuck caring for it.
What a good friend you are! Love the pictures!
Wow you are a good friend to have! Hey can you take my garbage cans to the curb Monday I'll be gone and also water my plants?
Our piggie up and died on us the other day too. Sucks. You are a good friend to go there and do the body pick up for her. The pics make the sad situation a bit lighter :o)
awww!! that's the saddest ever!! We just bought a guinea pig... :( But you are a GREAT friend! ...and way to take blog shots ;)
At least you took a moment of silence to *click* pay respect.
This is why I am not a pet person. I only allowed the two cats in because they can take care of themselves and I wanted the kids to hush up about wanting a pet.
its official, i need a dead rodent burial friend. i thought i had every kind of friend but now i realize what friend dept i am lacking in. thank you.
ps
you rock
Ewwww. I'm always afraid to get animals because I'm afraid I'll have to dispose of them when they die because we won't take very good care of them.
And you're a great friend.
Ok, so when I eventually kill my husband, can I count on you and McMommy to come get the body out of the pool/garage/kitchen counter? C'mon, you know Champagne will be involved!
And it's moments like those that convince me that God is tHe awEsOmE! Seriously, if just doesn't get much better than that.
What a good friend! The first pic looks like you're totally trying to eat whatever's coming off that wreath/decoration. =)
always prepared Sue, with a camera and a priest in your handbag, I'm sure.
wow you're a great friend. Poor kids.
Did you notice it is the only time you can see the guinea pigs legs is when it kicks the bucket?
I am sooo not that good of a friend.
So...I may have missed the point bc I spent the whole blog thinking that you were way prettier/skinnier than me. But whatever. At least I look better then the dead guinea pig.
♥Spot
So, she must be a neighbour...Halloween prank seems in order. Umh it may include your freezer for awhile....Ziploc's are good.
Is this a guinea-pig-in-the-coalmine situation? Are you sure you were SAFE in there??
Seriously, all I noticed were your skinny ass legs! You look AMAZING!
I finally posted after over a month...thanks for noticing. PLEASE fly out for my birthday...I will teach you to pole dance!
Better friend than I. Love your blog!
Another great Blog…life happens and you turn it into Seinfeld!
Comments are interesting as well….Lisa-Licious, if we all chipped in and bought Sue a ticket, arrange sitters for the kids, hubby and standby emergency services for when life happens at her house, she could attend your birthday and partake in said pole dancing lessons. Only ask is you post the video or at least securely share it!
OK creepy…speaking of which, Sue, David Letterman would be all over you if you were an intern on the Late Show, based on the latest revelations.
My initial horrified thought was you were putting up christmas decorations (the plant with red ?? on it). I guess I was just traumatized by the Christmas trees being up already at The Great Indoors.
Ew gross.
What a good friend you are! If I have any dead rodents that need disposing of, I know who to call!
Kurt, you are one hilarious dude! I'll remember that next time a small pet dies at our house.
Sue, you rock the friendship world, because I do not think that removing dead pets from house before kids get home is listed in the "Ofiicial Friendship Duties Handbook."
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