And my mother will tell you that absolutely was not his name. And I will tell her AGAIN that maybe his "Earthly pretend name" was something else, but it absolutely was The Dark Lord, Satan, Voldemort, whatever.
And he would drill our cavities WITHOUT NOVACAINE.
I really should have like a tooth tattoo with teardrops and "Never Forget" on my bicep so people "get" me.
So NOW to get a CLEANING I need to be drugged up on Xanax or I'll start having post-traumatic stress flashbacks worse than a Viet Nam vet.
So I go in today and the whole office treats me like a mental patient, and kind of herds me around like an elephant that's been shot with a tranquilizer gun.
But look! I did it. And I got a sticker.