Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hieroglyphics

While at our vacation house, we came across a blow up baby pool with this on the side:

Which as far as I can decipher means
"Bow down to aliens from striped rockets that might shoot lasers out of their eyes"

and

"Don't take midgets spear-fishing."

Probably good advice on both counts.

26 comments:

Chris O said...

I think spear fishing in a blow up pool would be seconds of outstanding of fun!

Em said...

Oh my word, thanks for the well-needed laugh!

Why does the first one remind me of Bill Clinton?

Mrs Soup said...

Oh goodness, that is hilarious.

And I think the second one is more of a "Don't let midgets play with spears for you will get one through your head"....

TentCamper said...

OH...to me it said, "Make your kids bow to you...if they don't go get your spear!"

3 Peanuts said...

Oh I am laughing SO hard:)

Nic said...

Oh God, that's too funny! Loved Mrs Soup's comment too, lol :)

Shannon said...

Oh sh*t! I haven't been by in a while and that post reminded me I need to do it more often. Hilarious!

ChocDrop said...

That was hilarious.

Melissa Joff said...

Too funny! My husband and I were cracking up at our baby pool (literally three inches deep)- it said No Diving. Ummmmm......

Denim and Pearls said...

A little drunk, so that's probably why I found this so funny, but I definitely got a good laugh out of this post!

kmoye said...

before you post shit like this you should give warning to those of us who have had babies and may not have the strongest bladder muscles. bc i almost pissed my pants. maybe with a proper warning i would have known and gone pee first.
: )
thanks for the laugh!!

Krista S said...

That was the best laugh I've had all day! I've been staring at these pictures for at least 5 minutes & I still can't figure out what they actually mean!

Your Frugal Friend, Niki said...

I think I may have just peed my pants a lil laughing so hard! Just kidding...

Thanks for the chuckle. I really enjoy your blog.

Stop by and see me sometime over at Free 2 Be Frugal

:)

Lisa-licious said...

Comic genius. Here I sit, "struggling" through a zillion photos of "Cougar Bait", and you're over here making people pee in their pants and pass liquids through their nose. Another perfect post, my blogger idol...but there will be MANY PERFECT POSTS on COUGARPALOOZA!!! Am I right?!

~Jennifer~ said...

I just literally laughed out loud. That never happens. Thanks!

Keyona said...

That was Awesome!

Loveable Loser said...

HHS, I think you were using your Egyptian hieroglyphics translation but this is clearly Mayan…roughly translated I believe it states

“When noticing that your child has lost their feet and hands you must immediately go out to sea and find them or they will end up like you.”

I think that is why the Mayan empire vanished…hard to swim with no hands and feet.

Craig and Christy said...

Okay, Sue . . . That's just funny shit!

Cookie said...

ROFL! That cracked me up!

Anonymous said...

Snort!!!

Aleta said...

What the ????? I looked and looked and well, I can't offer anything better than what you came up with. Dang.

Lizzie said...

ha ha! love your translations :)

Organic Meatbag said...

I love crazy warning signs! This one is awesome!

MrsBingham said...

This made me laugh so hard my kids came from all over the house to see why I was rolling all over my bed (literally) trying desperately not to pee my pants! My 15 YO took one look, said 'oh, Happy Meals" and rolled her eyes as she left the room...obviously she has seen me in this state reading your blog (Humpfhmultipletimeshmhm)before! TOOO FUNNY!

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