Thursday, July 16, 2009

Spray-Tanning Tips











Tip #1: Exfoliate the skin thoroughly.

Tip #2: Always apply the sticky foot protectors to the bottoms of your feet to avoid tanning them.











Tip #3: 
Don't let the sticky foot protector fall out of your car door then drive over it and drive around town that way for 2 days.
You can't make this sh*t up.

35 comments:

feefifoto said...

Umm... aren't you glad it wasn't a panty liner?

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

I suppose it could have been worse ... and look at it this way - maybe it gave someone (other than your blog readers, of course) a good laugh! :)

Candice said...

Wow, talk about some adhesive!

They put mighty putty on the back of those damn things?

I Am Boymom said...

You could always just tell people you were giving Lindsay Lohan a ride home.

Cathie said...

you are one of a kind! Priceless!

Kim said...

yes but at least you have a nice glow while driving around with sticky foot protector attached to your tire. You should put the tanning salon's name and number on it and see if they'll pay you for advertising.

ChocDrop said...

Oh, you just can't make this shit up.....too funny

Halala Mama said...

That is hilarious, and definitely not the worst sticky thing you could lose and have stuck to your car tire.

Bren said...

That's too funny! I would so do something like that!

Beth (A Mom's Life) said...

Oh, Sue! I can always count on a laugh at your expense when I come here! :)

Firecracker Flo said...

Ahhhh... a fantastic "that's how I roll" moment! Love it!

Former Fat Chick said...

Look MA, that lady has a GIANT pad stuck to her tire!

Keyona said...

Nice. And sexy. LOL!

Courtney said...

Snicker snicker - sorry

Searching For Reinforcements said...

too funny! but I bet you look great with that tan!

Miss Yvonne said...

What kind of adhesive are they putting on those things??

I once saw a dirty black car that had "I Am Gay" written in the dust on the passenger side. I checked mine as soon as I got home because, hello! who looks at the passenger side of their car. That message could have been there for weeks!

foxy said...

it *almost* looks like a flesh-colored pantyliner. doh!

Jen said...

that is fabulous..... Not!

mrssoup said...

Oh hilarious. Thanks for the Friday laugh!

Lizzie said...

that is too funny :)

Life, Love And Lola said...

That's some funny shit!

Loveable Loser said...

OK, yes this is funny stuff.
Comments about liners and pads...and how you roll...etc... again all good and funny but fake tan!!!! in the summer!!! when you have a pool!!!!

Um..do you actual wear anything other than the stick on slippers or do you go all out Gatchlian!

Order Soma Online said...

LOL. Seriously funny. Forget it being a panty liner, what if it's a sanitary pad?

Talk about sticky situations.

Paige said...

The only way I can tell that you are not me is that you are not bleeding.

I am sorry for you that there is this confusion, but since you are almost me, I know there is nothing you can do about these unfortunate situations

the mayor said...

Thanks for the tips but I am afraid of being orange.

*jimaie.marie* said...

seriously, what would i do without your posts? LOL!!! that is hilariousssss

The Peach Tart said...

Thank God it wasn't a Depends.

Lisa-licious said...

Wow. There are just no words. Only giggles.

Daddy Geek Boy said...

***ppsssssshhhhH!!!!!***

That was the sound of soda spilling out of my nose.

Pink Velvet Mommy said...

I just snorted coke zero out of my nose and onto my screen. Freaking hilarious!!

Your Frugal Friend, Niki said...

Wow, that looks like a pad! LOL

;)

Anonymous said...

hey guys! i'm budding here. my name's patricia and i'm from Portland.

i like baking and baking friends. oops i mean making. hahah.

umm i want to create new friends! it is hoped a true strong houseboy like johnny bravo to
sweep me off of my feet and pick me up and waggle me like a baby! (...just kidding!)
i reckon i like watching flick picture show trailers more than i like watching movies
and i wish that people would condense all movies to 3 minutes on youtube.

if you want to give me a back rub down i can pay off it in jellybeans or uh.. nevermind.. i can deal you out in jellybeans ONLY.

i'm a pretty shapely person. i don't care about anything. except for myself.

it's freezing here during the winter and most of the year, so how does a compact young lady stay|presentable?

i seldom get to go outdoors so i use spray tan. it works like demonic magic and it covers up whiteness.
so don't worry my rosy cheek friends (you don't have to lie and mention that you put on too much blush anymore!) ok anyway.
i have boys swooning across me and forgive me tell ya.. i'm running| out of jellybeans ;) ;) sooooooooooooo

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