Friday, July 3, 2009

Can't Get No Respect

What if I said to you, "I just joined the Country Club and they're going to give me my own golf locker with a shiny nameplate."

Would your response be:
"HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"?

As it turns out, that IS the proper response.

Ladies' golf locker room:


My locker:




also:



Why you gotta do me like that, country club?

37 comments:

Dugout Daisy said...

OH MY GOSH! For reals!

Loveable Loser said...

Welcome to my world...Oh wait at least you are not next to the Toilet!

Anonymous said...

Or cleaning them!

Jen said...

Wow, classy.

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

HAHAAaa...Maybe it's a "trial" locker. You know, to make sure you fit into the Country Club first. Might make it a lot easier to kick you out.

Cathie said...

I am so sorry, did you pay the discounted joining fee to country club....wait maybe the saw the daffodil post and figured you wouldn't stick with the country club. That has to be the only reason.

Jennifer said...

LOL--You got served!

Jillian said...

Glad to see they have faith that you are there to stay. :)

Susan in the Psych Ward said...

Soooooo funny.... is that real? And is the name plate on there with the tape in case you change your mind?

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Is that like the Probie locker? Do you have to get 'jumped in' by a bunch of ladies in pink plaid shorts and then you get a locker in the row?

Can you plaster the inside of the door with pictures of Edward?

Halala Mama said...

When I saw the tape, I thought too that maybe you were on probation. ;)

HappyHourSue said...

Shieldmaiden: I totally plan on putting up Rob pictures on the inside - great minds think alike ;)

feefifoto said...

Maybe it's like the supreme court, where the newest member has to fetch sandwiches and coffee for everyone else. Maybe you'll be promoted to the vicinity of the utility closet when someone else joins.

Swirl Girl said...

does your golf bag contain a toilet brush and windex???

sorry for LOLling...

Cathie said...

Oh Sue Rob's voice is never coming down off my blog! It would be like the cardinal sin to remove. It is all I play on my ipod. The same 7 songs over and over and over.

*jimaie.marie* said...

baaaaaaaaahahah!!! That's horrible!! :D

sstahlberg said...

Maybe you should let administration know about your Blog. And then add the name of the Country Club to this post to let them know you really mean business. I'm sure you would have the shiniest locker in the best spot next time you go in.

Feener said...

scotch tape NOT even duck tape huh ?

Miss Yvonne said...

Look at it this way...you don't have far to go to wash your hands.

If I were you, I'd start stealing those paper towels immediately.

Beth (A Mom's Life) said...

Hee hee! Apparently they read your blog!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Damn! I can't believe there's an uglier Ladies Locker room than my country club!

Hailey said...

I would be pissed!
Haha! It is funny though!

BacktoBarnwell said...

Looks like the V.I.P. Section to me! ...at least all you have to do is turn around and there sits the vanity and sinks...no heavy lugging your toiletries and clothes across the room.

Ms. Attitude said...

wow, so ghetto!

Keyona said...

GHETTO! Gotta love it!

Anonymous said...

HHS,

Ever heard of a Facebook group called "Moms-who-sometimes-need-to-go-out-with-girlfriends-&-drink Secret Society"

Eyeglasses & Endzones said...

That is Hi-LARIOUS!!!! Man, why are you not with the rest of the population? Did your golf shoes smell that bad? LOL

Anonymous said...

Ummm...are you supposed to take pictures in a locker room or should I say Restroom?

Michelle said...

Maybe you have to "earn" your spot in the country club locker room. With some good behvior maybe they will move you away from the trash can!

Aleta said...

Awww, but it's a cute little locker... don't dis it!

Liz said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elisa said...

Oh, wow. Kind of rude, no? Like they are checking to see if you are a good fit for the club and they don't want to waste two good screws to fix your name plate properly. Snobs.

If you are a good fit however, they will give you a new locker right next to the vending machine, which is really the premiere locker space.

Merrie said...

I like So Not Mom-a-licious' comment. They're just giving you the once over first. "If she can make it past the garbage can, she's a keeper."

I gave a shout out to your blog in mine yesterday. I just had to.

Stephanie Meade Gresham said...

This is just hilarious.

Mama2hre said...

I'm assuming there is a mirror above that sink. They obviously wanted you to have a more "at home feel". That's why they put all those other women "over there" away from the usefull sink and mirror.

Life, Love And Lola said...

LMAO!

Leigh (Modern Mommy) said...

You realize it's because they know about BG, don't you? They obviously think he's the wrong element for their club. You hang him from putter cover, don't you?