aquasedation (ahkwa-sed-ay'-shun) n.The feeling of slipping into a coma after being in a hot tub for more than 10 minutes.
bagstitious (bag-stih'-shus) adj.Doubting that you actually have all your bags from the Walmart checkout bag-carousel.
dandeline (dan'-dee-line) n.The demarkation between a lawn that has weed-killer and one that doesn't.
The point in one's life where dandelions change from pretty, magical wildflowers into embarrassing badges of landscaping incompetence.
yawnglop (yawn'-glop) n.A chain reaction of yawning that spreads from person to person.
desymptomize (dee-simp'-tom-ize) v.The uncanny ability of children to lose all signs of sickness the moment you walk through the pediatrician's door.