Tuesday, May 12, 2009
My 8-year-old outed me on Mother's Day. To my husband. About my Twilight blog.
Christ on a cracker - can't second graders keep anything on the DL anymore?
OK, so I was a little less than forthcoming with my husband about my "other blog". But in my defense, he barely reads this blog and as we know he can't even get the title right.
Plus I'm already pushing it with Flat Edward and Action Figure Edward, so "Don't Ask- Don't Tell" seemed like the way to go regarding online tributes to obsessions with other men.
So here's how it went down.
I self-gifted myself a laptop for Mother's Day, which I opened with much fanfare and faux-surprise Sunday morning.
Husband: I set it up so your blog is your homepage.
8 y.o.: You should do her other blog too!
Me: I LOVE this card!!
Husband: What "other blog"?
Me: Who wants cinnamon rolls??
8 y.o.: "Inappropriate Twilight Obsession"!
Husband: You have a Twilight Obsession blog????????
Me: it's not really a BLOG...it's more updates on the filming of New Moon and casting news......
8 y.o.: Mommy wrote a post about the color of Robert Pattinson's eyes.
Me: OK. That's not necessary.
Note to self. 8 year olds make sucky confidantes.
Inappropriate Twilight Obsession:
"For Those Who Shouldn't Be Obsessed With Twilight. But Are."
Posted by HappyHourSue at 8:57 PM