Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Amazon ***hearts*** the Swine Flu

Actual Amazon product listing - love the review.

(No, I wasn't shopping for swine flu masks.....I still have my bird flu stock.)





Pandemic Swine Flu First Aid and Safety Kit
Pandemic Swine Flu First Aid and Safety Kit
Offered by BP MEDICAL SUPPLIES
Price: $25.00
Availability: In Stock

 
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant productApril 27, 2009
This product is one of the best purchases I have ever made. I have had it three days and haven't caught swine flu yet. 100% success rate.

30 comments:

Angela said...

wow, what a coincidence!
I've NOT had it for 24 yrs and I also have not caught the swine flu.

100% success!

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

There's a sucker born every minute.

So Not Mom-a-licious said...
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So Not Mom-a-licious said...

I kept wondering where I could fine this stuff. Almost went to my local nail salon. the great thing is that directly from your blog, I can add it to my cart. So I don't really have to go to Amazon. Do you by chance know if these items will be hermetically sealed? I mean, since we're taking precautions and all.

***I had to fix my typo. yes it was going to annoy me.***

Daddy Geek Boy said...

Ah, simple cotton face mask. No flu will penetrate you.

WhisperingWriter said...

Mwahaha.

BacktoBarnwell said...

HAHAHAHAHA...I just wrote my SWINE FLU post and I agree, after terrorist attacks, pandemics and epidemics will make me hibernate.

Christina said...

Wow... too bad I didn't think of that first. I can't believe someone actually bought this thing... much less wrote a review on it too!

Denim and Pearls said...

Oh my. I bet that's the same dude who asked me how my plumber's camera saw down my pipe with all the water in it.

Kurt said...

I like to put those masks on backwards and pretend the back of my head is a boob.

kmoye said...

Wait! We need to be PC about this... That is an H1N1 supply kit with a 100% success rate.

Lindy said...

Do you get a deal if you buy more than one? I mean, sure I want protected but what about my kid? :)

Angie's Spot said...

I'm delighted to see that capitalism is still alive and well in this great country of ours. If someone wasn't trying to make money on the backs of public fear, then I would be even more wary. Sigh.

Marge said...

Now they are saying it can live on money for up to 24 hours... Not gonna lie, I think I'll be using my credit cards and wet wipes!

Beth (A Mom's Life) said...

Best.Review.Ever.

Bar-b said...

this review cracked my shit up. Now, why didn't I think of this?????

Jen said...

LOL! I so wish that I would have thought of this. I could have stole the supplies from work and make a fortune

debra said...

Just when you think you'd seen it all. Some smart person is yet again making money off someone who is not so smart...

Cathie said...

I think I will just become a hermit and not leave the house. Really that review was funny!

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

I swear I'm going to jump on this capitalizing game and write a book titled DON'T SHAT ON YOUR TOMATOES AND WASH YOUR HANDS, 100% SUCCESS!

Jarrard said...

All it is missing is duct tape because face it - as a native Southerner I know that duct tape fixes everything.

Shannon said...

I bet they write reviews for condoms, too. "Works great! No STDs here! Now if I could just find a partner..."

Lisa said...

So glad you are on top of these things for us. I hate the terrorists the most, but pandemics are second on my "things I hate" list!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I'll take two.

jill jill bo bill said...

Thank god you haven't read my review for the hasmat suit....

Jillian said...

People have done lost their nuts.

I mean people have gone nuts and lost their marbles. That was Freudian.

Mommy (That's my name, don't wear it out.) said...

Now THAT is funny stuff!! I cannot wait to send your blog link to friends! Hysterical.

Aleta said...

Amazon, amazing... I'm not surprised actually. Somebody had to do it. Lol.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

Love the review!

Lisa-licious said...

We are going to Disneyland...it's almost certain to be less crowded now-a-days...

Won't we look cute posing with Mickey in our face masks?!