So my two girls, ages 11 and 8, are all into this new online Disney game "Pixie Hollow"...about Fairies.
And I'm cracking up as I hear them talk about the fairy names that the game assigns to the players.
I don't know why I find this so hilarious. It either reminds me of Native American stripper names or vagrants under the I-95 overpass.
Also? You "pay" for things with snowflakes or blueberries.
And if you're displeased with another player you have to use the default epithet: "Jingles to you!"
Naturally, I made up my own fairy name, "Margarita FoxMuffin", and my husband is now "AbRoller CrankyPants".
Husband: Could you stop now? It's really not that funny.
Me: It is SO funny. And you owe me 3 snowflakes.
Husband: I'm going to the gym.
Me: Jingles to you.