First, I want to thank the 340 awesome readers who took the Pop Quiz!!!!!!! Most of you rocked it- I'm so proud.
A few of you were obviously smokin' a doob behind the school before you came to class, but that's cool.
I'd like to give a special shout-out to the lurkers - I know that was a tough moment when the quiz asked for your name. So thank you to M, c, k, t, T, jq, b, D&P, a, f, k, a, A, k, l, s, HG, c, n, x, k, D, n, me, moi, don't know, lurker, and hmmmm.
Also? The number of you that thought my dream job was "zookeeper" was HI-larious.
Now, on to the bedazzling.
It has come to my attention that there is a growing trend towards blinging the girly-wallet.
What the French.
For Valentines Day, I learned, you can have a full Brazilian wax, then it's spray-painted gold and adorned with Swarovski crystals.
Girls, please. This is the female equivalent of the guy who hires the sky-writing plane for Valentines Day. You're just making the rest of us look bad. (Literally.)
The last thing we moms need is our husbands asking for a tricked-out va-jay-jay. My husband's lucky if I change my razor cartridges.
You'll understand, sassy single girls, when you're a mom - ain't no way it's making the To-Do list.
cupcakes for class party
soccer parents meeting
embellish genitals with crystals