Monday, September 21, 2009

Pimping This Other Blog For Eternal Life

People ask me all the time, "If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring ONE blog, which one would it be?"

OK people never ask me that. But I will tell you anyway.

They do ask me which Jonas brother I would bring- Joe, obviously - stupid question.
Duh.


So right now some of you are thinking "Why would you tell people to go to someone else's blog?" - to which I have a 3-part answer.

#1. I live to make my readers happy.

#2. If he becomes a super-famous writer he'll probably take me along to his Ellen and Today Show appearances because after all I wrote a post about him which catapulted him onto the Forbes list and is the reason he's dated all 3 of the Kardashian sisters.

OR ....

#3. What if it's Jesus. You know, pretending to be "one of us" like in that Joan Osborne song and I come along and out of the kindness of my heart tell all my readers about his blog and then he's all:

"Behold! Blessed be the glorious soul who went forth and proclaimed my greatness on the interwebs." and I'd get, like, everlasting life and a miracle boob lift.

So.

My favorite blog:

Go. Laugh. Subscribe. You're Welcome.


32 comments:

Kurt said...

Sue! I'm not saying I'm Jesus! But you know...*wink* ...it's always good to hedge your bets...*wink*... You can never be too careful... *wink*...

I'm sorry. I can't focus. I got so excited when I saw this that I poked myself in the eye with the carrot I was eating.

Thank You

roy/elisabeth dean said...

He really is hysterically funny, though I must admit to lurking more than commenting. I'm always afraid he will use something I write to make fun of in a future post. Crap...now I'm afraid you will too!
♥,Lilly

Anonymous said...

Did you ever see Joe dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" song on youtube? Ugh.

WakeGrace said...

omg kurt! i have already been subscribed for a while and i check everyday! go you for giving him mad props!


kurt! tell beautiful treasure i said hi!

Spot said...

Thanks for the suggestion! He's hilarious and sarcastic and irreverent. Perfect.

♥Spot

adrienne said...

i came (back) to watch the little boy dance (again) and now the video is GONE.

pooh.

one single tear is running down my cheek and my bottom lip is quivering. in case you were wondering.

this jesus guy's blog better be good.

adrienne said...

okay.

it was really good. he IS differently-abled for sure.

but i still want to see the little white boy dance.

Aria said...

Oh, so nice of you to share your cheesecake, or blogger fame or awesomeness... Good JuJu for SueSue.
OK, totally sorry about the hokey rhyme, it's 2am and I'm a little dorky right now.

Musings of the Mrs. said...

How giving of you. I am dying for some funny in my otherwise dreary day.

Sarah Gutierrez said...

love his blog!

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