My goodness.
Got a comment today from "Anonymous" on 'The Slaughter of Joe Jonas' post. Which, BTW, was back in January.
I dont get da joke.....?? u know wat joe and edward r f'kn hor yr just another hater!!! U know wat go get a freakin life nd da pl dat think its funny..........
Dear Anonymous,
Settle down. You know what? I'm going to guess that this is your first time here.
If you would kindly go back and read the archives you would come to see that we are, in fact, sisters in our love for Joe and Edward and their f%*kin' hotness. Ask "da pl dat think its funny"- they'll tell you.
I can understand your outrage at seeing a photo of Flat Joe's head ripped to bits then Flat Edward's sub-par cranium size.......but I assure you it was not my doing.
OK the pea head was, but only because my depth perception at Kinko's was off. I regret it to this day.
Please. Can't we all just get along?
-HHS
38 comments:
Anon needs ta do a lil more reedin nd lrn to git da joke!
nd needs to git a freakin lyfe 4 havin lft a comment n a 3 monf ol' post!
take dat!
;)
Hr spln sux.
I am so lame b/c I could not read what he/she wrote. Thanks for the translation. ;)
NO WAY!! I can't comment, I am laughing so hard...you can't make this stuff up!
I HAVE a f*&K$N life....it just involves reading your blog (as it's posted btw, not mnths later.
I remember the post, I thought it was hilarious THEN, but it's even funnier NOW!
Anonymous....everybody plays nice in the sandbox in blogland~
♥,Lilly
Wow.... they just don't know you do they.... I think anonymous needs some Chardonnay or mojito... what cha think????
I, too, am most appreciative of your translation. Did your tween assist?
As you said, if the comment came from a real fan, they would have known that you are not a "hater" of Joe and Edward, but if it were possible, a "dater", or even "mater".
Funny post, in any case!
L8r, Blgr Idl. (I just made
that up...)
It ruins my day when stupid people voice their hatred of me.
I am just impressed that you could read that. I gave up two "words" in.
that playah haytah Anon has been stopping by my blog as of late. Although he hasn't been NEARLY as politically correct.
I still am one of 'ds dt tnk it's funnay'
blessings!
tru dat!
Oh dear...that is the most impressive slaughtering of the English language I've ever seen.
OMG. How did you even desipher that!? Did you have a 13 yr old translate?
I would have never been able to figure that one out. Good work!
On another note- Wow.
We should have listened to Whitney Houston when she told us that the children are our future. We clearly did not teach them well. Yikes!!
My head hurts.
Isn't Spring Break over yet? Obviously, this one needs to get back to English class. As fast as possible.
Curse you, texting mutants!
LOL
I don't know how people can type like that. To me it takes me work to be all i neds to gt a lyfes!
Where did Mr. Gangstaaaa come from? That's crazy.
Anyone get the feeling that comment was written by a teenager?
Haha. It was funny anyway :)
LMAO I got all of it until I got to "hor". Thanks for the help. My teen was already gone to school or I would have asked for help LOL
I thought maybe I was not cool enough to read that at first. And then I realized this hater just needs a new keyboard.
And to follow your blog more devoutly.
Like all of us pl.
I had to move my hips and wave my arm around just to read that. Not cool.
Huh, sounds like Anon has some issues.
I'm guessing BG helped you translate?
I think the most amusing part is that that person took the time to send a comment to you about an old post. Which means they read at least that old post....even if they didn't read anything else.
I love people that waste their time like that. :D
I wish I could get a hateful, unintelligible commenter! A girl can dream right?
I'm a little scared that I understood everything "Anonymous" wrote, but it wasn't me. Where do people get the audacity????
I'm really disturbed that I was able to read that without the translation...
What the? Must be the head of their fan clubs, scary thought.
OMG - 1001!!! You can now open the "gift" I sent to you to commemorate this monumental event. Congrats!
Ah the kids and their lack of consonants and their love of the Brothers Jonas and their lack of irony.
Okay, I thought she/he (most likely the poor anon. is female) called you a f'kn hor (as in bar hor). But then I tend to assume the illiterate have a f'kn chip on their shoulder and read negative into everything.
They are fun to mess with though.
Sue,
Your Blog is always a great place to get a smile and an occasional tear.
To heck with pirates and the economy.
This has been all over the news. Susan Boyle, lives in Scotland in the house she grew up in. 47 years old, a cat as her only companion...but what a spirit!
Crowd and Judges expecting her to fail as so many before her...waiting to laugh at her. I dream a dream...
Blew everyone away. For all the Loveable Losers out there. WIN SUSAN BOYLE, WIN!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
I think they forgot to edit..Ya that's it.
LOL
least someone could translate that gibberish :-/ i'm sorry, but i'm adding zac efron and jordan knight from nkotb on my hotness list. i can't.help.it. they are sexy mofos! haha
needs a Mojito. Or a firefly.
wow, that was a much needed chuckle for the day. who comments like that?
Hilarious. Youe fluent in a second language. I'd be adding that to your resume. :)
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