Well, I suppose this was bound to happen....
Either my husband or the new puppy was going to rip Flat Joe's head off sooner or later.
But, in the words of "The Million Dollar Man"....(where the word "bionic" originated, youngsters...)
We can make him better than he was.
Hotter. (Ok, I added that)
Um, I think I should have gone up like 20% more in head size at Kinkos.
Not so much Flat Edward as Pea-Head Edward.
He reminds me of this guy from Beetlejuice: