Sunday, October 13, 2013

Happy "Dress Like a Slut Day"


Oh joy.

It's that time of year again...

Cider! Pumpkins! Candy! Ho's!

WELL.  Apparently toddling around on stripper heels as a "sexy" nurse/cop/referee/cheerleader/devil/angel/football player/firefighter/pirate has been DONE. 2003 called: It wants it's "sexy" back.

Any slut-for-a-night knows you have to be original to stand out in a sea of bimbos. 

Think outside the box!   

How about: Sexy Micky Mouse?


Sexy Girl Scout? That's not inappropriate at all.

Sexy Dinosaur!


Sexy Pizza Slice!!

Sexy Cheeseburger!

Really the possibilities are endless.

I am proposing the following ideas to some costume companies for 2014 (PATENT PENDING don't even try it.)

* Sexy hermit crab

* Sexy leaf

* Sexy parking ticket

* Sexy gummy worm

* Sexy tongue depressor

* Sexy Post-it note

* Sexy this thing:




Or hell, just show up naked with an apple and a rubber snake. "Eve". Just saved you $39.95.

7 comments:

marylinda C said...

no truer words have been spoken. I'm going as a slutty
nurse to Key West but in Key west any article of clothing is called prudish!

Miss Bee said...

Preach on! I don't know if it is even on anymore, but there was a show called "Suburgatory" and it was hilarious. The Halloween show had a girl dressed as a "slutty mushroom" and it was so ridiculously true and funny.

Merrie said...

Finding a costume for my daughter is always a nightmare. She points to things that are slutty and I point to things that cover every inch. There's no happy medium. This is why most of our costumes end up home made. That, and the cost. Mama needs to pay the bills!

I Am Boymom said...

And THIS is why I am glad I have boys. Military costumes are easy. No long, stupid discussions about how a sexy Navy Seal costume is not only an inaccurate portrayal of an elite military unit, but also inappropriate. Unless you are a the decoy for a covert ops that will save the world. Then a sexy Navy Seal costume is totally acceptable and will most likely be appreciated and admired by all surviving humans across the globe.

BTW - Soooo glad you are posting again, Sue. I know life is busy and you have other things to do besides entertain us, but you seriously bring joy to my day. LOVE. YER. GUTS.

Vince Stead said...

I just finished reading your article, and really enjoyed it, thank you. You can see some fun books at www.fun2readbooks.com where you can also hear the girls read the stories for the same price as a paperback book, but they are reading exotic sexy stories that will get you going!

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