Monday, May 23, 2011

Rapture a Success!














Well this is awkward.

Sorry you all didn't make it this go-round....this is not the turnout we were expecting.

I'm lookin' at a lotta uneaten Chex Mix and Propel.

But I figure as long as they have wifi up here I can still blog and give you a little "insider information".


THINGS YOU FIND OUT IN HEAVEN:

• all the missing socks are here. They were too good for that world.

• Yes, there is a totally separate bug heaven.

• They're still working on fixing hail.

• Satan and the DMV have had a longstanding partnership, as suspected.

• Hundreds of thousands of people have died from mixing soda and Pop Rocks.

• Michael Jackson? not here.

 and finally....

• Yes, He sees everything you do.
Yes, even that.
 No, he doesn't think you're a pervert.
Except that one time.
You might wanna lay off that.

18 comments:

Stephanie Meade Gresham said...

I knew it!! (all of it)

ps- look left. i'm here with you. dur.

Raquel's World said...

OMG I LOVE THIS!!!
This is hilarious! Especially the pic.
Great Post!

choochoo said...

IF Michael Jackson is there somewhere, we all know he's not hanging out with the grown-ups, so you prolly wouldn't know.

Amanda said...

This is fantastic! Love it!

Susie Q said...

You are TOO FUNNY!! Thanks for the belly laugh today!!

Jennifer said...

Hilarious! I laughed so hard I almost peed... what? Too much information? I'm pregnant... what do you expect?

Thanks for the laughs!

Lisa-licious said...

Can you send down my missing single socks? Please?

Tonya Marie Michalec said...

Flippin' hilarious!

Tardevil said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh! ;o)

Merrie said...

HA! Thanks for the tips, lady!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

HILARIOUS!!

Life with Kaishon said...

Hilarious!

Henley on the Horn said...

You are too much! I needed the lift!

stuckintucson said...

very funny!

Loveable Loser said...

Hey Sue, where's the laughs. You been watching too much Bruno?!! Hope things are cool. Post a gone fishn' sign or something.

I Am Boymom said...

You didn't mention Elvis. It would be nice to know if he really died or if he's just hiding out somewhere here on Earth eatin' peanut butter and banana sandwiches and doing the occasional "Elvis Imitator" show at one of the local casinos.

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