No, I haven't.
But I like the name. It's very dramatic.
And you could picture me lying in bed with one of those old fashioned water bottle thingys on my forehead. (spellcheck says 'thingys" is not a word)
And there would be a couple of nuns pacing around with bowls of water and bibles and speaking in hushed tones.
Plus, my doctor would be referred to as "Doc". As in, "Doc Rivers says it's The Fever".
And my whole family would be kept waiting outside because I'd be too weak.. unless someone could make a call to Robert Pattinson's people about a 'last wish"..that'd be sweet.
Then I'd be all: "get me my makeup...." and the nuns would bring me like a lipstick and I'd be all "No, you dumbass, I need my Philosophy moisturizer, my Mac undereye concealer, my Bare Essentuals powder, my "soft cocoa" eyeshadow collection, my L'oreal mascara, my Sephora mint lipgloss and a spritz of my Bath & Body "warm vanilla sugar" body spray. God.
Then I'd summon all my strength and change into like a cute tank top and boy shorts cuz that's a good death outfit and an even better meeting Robert Pattinson outfit.
Anyway. It WOULD totally explain why I havent posted in (just went back to check)... 2 weeks.
But it's just writers block again- I am so firing myself if this keeps up.