Monday, January 25, 2010

Some Things You Can't Un-See.

So originally this post was going to be about Octomom being on the cover of Star Magazine in a bikini.


















and I was even going to photoshop her hanging out with E-man, enjoying some SeaRay Living.


"Who wants a brewski"



but I got all kinds of distracted when I came upon THIS:



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude.


DUDE.

I understand I'm obviously a little late to the party here.

But THAT is not right.

Dakota Fanning could fit in there.

It's like an alien space boob that's going to take over the world.




See? I did Photoshop after all.
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45 comments:

  1. LaurenJanuary 25, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    I saw this last week too and couldnt. stop. staring.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    I still want to see her hanging out with E-man!!!

    ~Rachel

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  3. Charm City BarflyJanuary 25, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    You want something you can't unsee? http://thesuperficial.com/2010/01/donatella_versace_topless.php


    I literally threw up in my mouth a little bit. I may never, EVER eat again. Ever.

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  4. SusanJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:00 PM

    Where did the stretch marks go??? Really???

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Eyebleach, please.

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  6. dirt2goJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    Delurking just to say: That cover is so full of it! No way she didn't have serious surgery.

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  7. MarinkaJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    I know! Green is so obviously not her color!

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  8. SpotJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:06 PM

    Having 8 babies at a time is like having a litter...that's too weird. And her stomach...repulsive.

    I'm off to gouge my eyes out now. Thanks.

    ♥Spot

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  9. Rita TempletonJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:35 PM

    It cracks me up that she publicly maintains she's NEVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY.

    Uh-huhhh ....

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    I am so jealous of her. I had one kid 2 1/2 years ago...and yes, the weight is still thre and probably then some!@ I just need someone to hate on to make myself feel better. She works.

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  11. UnknownJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:05 AM

    Everytime I see her ginormous belly I wanna puke a little. I am not saying that my baby bellies were hot, but let me tell ya ... You won't evah see my preggo gut posted in a magazine for the world to see! Eww.

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  12. BamawhitneyJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:21 AM

    that made me feel a little sick!

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  13. KeyonaJanuary 26, 2010 at 2:00 AM

    Thank God there is only one child in my stomach right now. Maybe I should confirm that to be safe...

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  14. kristacularJanuary 26, 2010 at 3:42 AM

    Ugh anyone who believes this shiznit is obviously in need of as much counseling she is. That ... thing boob thing... to skinny minny up there? I think not.

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  15. Working MommyJanuary 26, 2010 at 8:45 AM

    Not gonna lie...that woman is just not right on so many levels!!

    ~WM

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  16. foxyJanuary 26, 2010 at 9:57 AM

    Yeah, talk about effed up. That's just all kinds of wrong. And how in the world did it EVER go back to looking halfway normal?? I don't get it.

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  17. kate sweetenJanuary 26, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    Riiiiiight. She didn't have surgery to get rid of 30 pounds of saggy, strechty skin and I'm still 110 pounds just like I was in 10th grade.

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  18. A Real HousewifeJanuary 26, 2010 at 11:35 AM

    i just lost my breakfast.

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  19. TheRixonFiveJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    When I saw that picture, I felt my face jerk uncontrollably into many ugly contortions. My face may never be normal again.

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  20. KurtJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    She certainly had a glow about her when she was pregnant. Like in ET. Or Aliens.

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  21. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:39 PM

    Never had plastic surgery...what happened to all those stretch marks?! I only has two single births, and I look like a freakin road map!

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  22. Steam Me Up, KidJanuary 26, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    What you can't see in that frontal photo is the yards of extra skin tied up with twine just below her shoulder blades.

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  23. Andrew Gerald HalesJanuary 26, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    wow, definitely gonna wanna do a c section for that girl. DUDE.

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  24. StaceyJanuary 26, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    whoa!! how did they get rid of all those stretch marks?? i want the name of her plastic surgeon.

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  25. McMommyJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    Octo-EMAN!!! We are demanding it!!!!

    (You are bra-zilliant. You milked two posts out of one alien octomom. And yes, PUNS INTENDED!!! ewwww.)

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  26. UnknownJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    O.M.G. I had never seen this when she was famous. YUCK.

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  27. The MayorJanuary 26, 2010 at 10:28 PM

    That belly is just 2 cups of crazy! That's all there is to it.

    It's like a awful car crash on the freeway, you just have to look.

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  28. spagirljennaJanuary 27, 2010 at 7:11 AM

    okay... honestly...
    EIGHT BABIES in ONE BELLY! I mean,
    She looks DAMN GOOD in my opinion. I've seen WORSE Stomachs on Pregnant Bellies with just ONE child inside...
    BUT
    to me.. THE REAL STORY is OCTOMOM's BODY just 9 Months Later!!!
    She looks INCREDIBLE!!!! OMG!!!
    I feel like I need to go run 5 miles now....

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  29. Stephanie Meade GreshamJanuary 27, 2010 at 10:24 AM

    i can't decide which photo is worse...before (babies inside) or after (babies outside)

    either way, she has eight more babies she doesn't need.

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  30. adhocmomJanuary 27, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    Wow, CRAZY. . Kate Gosselin has nothing on her!
    x,
    Paula
    www.adhocmom.com

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  31. UnknownJanuary 27, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    Forget Dakota Fanning...I could fit in that womb.
    Double DAMN!

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  32. Junk Drawer KathyJanuary 28, 2010 at 6:51 AM

    Charm City, you warned us, but I looked anyway. Jeebus.

    "Dakota Fanning can fit in there." Hilarious!

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  33. choochooJanuary 28, 2010 at 8:57 AM

    I'm with Racheal - I wanna see her hanging out with E-man, too! AND you could fix the space boob, so that we can see Dakota Fanning in there. You know, like one of those this-is-your-baby-at-so-and-so-months medical picture thingies. That'd be cool.

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  34. MeJanuary 28, 2010 at 4:18 PM

    Check the belly button. The belly button always looks a little wanky after stomach surgery.

    Octomom and the E-man...I smell a reality show!

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  35. JulieJanuary 28, 2010 at 11:23 PM

    Ok. How is she even standing? And..how did her skin not explode, not to mention her uterus. (sorry I mentioned her uterus)

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  36. MommyMundyJanuary 29, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    No plastic surgery, BS. I've had two kids and need plastic surgery.

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  37. Loveable LoserJanuary 30, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    Dude,

    I think we need a BG - E-man series.

    Had to G Dakota Fanning - LLLOL

    .

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  38. Mel Spillman artworkJanuary 30, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    Bless her heart.

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  39. AGirlintheSouthJanuary 31, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    Now my eyes need to be washed out with bleach. blech. That woman was awful BEFORE I saw that!

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  40. ShannonJanuary 31, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    Speaking of "unsee"...Did you just see Joe Jonas on the Grammy's? I think he was trying to channel Clark Kent or something...

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  41. DGBFebruary 2, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    I fucking hate the Octomom and I hate that she's gotten her wish of becoming "famous" as a result of having way too many kids.

    That said, why oh why did you have to put up those pics of her pregnant? I've been trying to cleanse my eyeballs since I first saw them.

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  42. AletaFebruary 2, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    Yikes! Ok, that's just WRONG!!!!

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  43. freckletreeFebruary 3, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    i can't tell you how much this is my favorite THING EVER!

    i had my twins when she had her octs and REALLY LADY?? COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED ANOTHER MONTH SO THAT I WOULDN'T BE COMPARED TO YOU?? CAN'T I HAVE MY DAY IN THE SUN??

    and then i realized that no, she couldn't wait.

    another second.

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  44. Lisa-liciousFebruary 7, 2010 at 11:20 PM

    After seeing that woman "with litter", I had to call the "Men In Black" over. Told them to bring their "Mind Erasing Pen Thingy". Yep, that's what I called it.

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  45. Creative-Type DadFebruary 23, 2010 at 3:05 AM

    My eyes hurt. A lot.

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