Annete Bening is in Iran right now working on US-Iranian relations.
I'm not making this up.
We should have this mess all squared away in no time. She's Annette-freakin'-Bening, for God's sake.
In related news, Zac Efron is conducting talks with Kim Jong Il in North Korea,
And the Real Housewives of Orange County are in economic discussions with China.
I heard Miley Cyrus is on her way to Mexico City to work on getting this drug cartel crap fixed up. I love Hannah Montana.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the John Travolta trip to Brazil and then Columbia - the coke problem is almost over and the elective plastic surgery industry is ready to expand.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Eminem trip to Russia is rumored to not be going well, so Chris Brown has been invited to drop in. It should be interesting.
Well, I see President Obama has earned himself a nice vacation after just a month in office now that he has delegated all this nonsense to his peeps.
ReplyDeleteWell done, sir.
Hey, I wonder if I can go and do a little international "talking" with hot Italian guys????
ReplyDeleteI'd be happy to help fix the mess in the Caribbean. I hear global warming makes it warm and tropical all year long. I blame it on all the rum.
ReplyDeletenice!
ReplyDeleteps - the picture of the housewives is hilarious....just comes to show you that photoshop kicks ass. seriously, take a look at gina - she's NOT that skinny.
i'd look so much better if i was airbrushed! dang it!
I will sleep well tonight knowing we have all this covered......HA!
ReplyDeleteCould the housewives of the OC be any more photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteI think not.
Thanks for the important news updates. You rate up there right along with Fox and Friends.
I say why not?? I saw The American President and I have total faith in her abilities.
ReplyDeleteJust don't send Robert Pattinson to solve the crisis in Darfur. We need him to start filming New Moon (this month!!!!).
and here I thought Sean Penn already fixed that mess?!
ReplyDeleteAnnette must have learned all her diplomatic skills while filming that president movie with Michael Douglas. I'm really relieved to hear that she is putting that knowledge to good use.
ReplyDeleteOh my. Don't get me started....pleeeassseeee.....
ReplyDeleteClassic. What world am I living in???
Glad to hear everything is under control!!
ReplyDeletePTL, we're saved. The celebrities will get it done! What would we do without them?
ReplyDelete*insert sarcasm*
And where would we be without Jessica Simpson educating all of us on the difference between chicken and tuna...lol
ReplyDeleteA Mount Sinai team in Toronto has come first in a worldwide race to find a way to reprogram adult cells into stem cells without the cancer risk, raising new hopes for organ repair.
ReplyDeleteIn a related Story, Paris Hilton has miraculously emerged as advisor to Obama's Financial team on the Economic Bail out.
Great, so now all US/China relations will have o be conducted nekkid drunk. WOOOHOOOO!
ReplyDeleteIf the housewives can't get it done, well, then no one can. :-) Just found your blog today and am thoroughly enjoying it! Especially your take on your nemesis...Dooce.
ReplyDeleteMs Bening did manage to get Warren BEaty to walk down the aisle...let's not UNDERESTIMATE her!
ReplyDeletethank god for small miracles- who's on the economic front? Meryl Streep?
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Zak- my 4 yr old wanted to know what was wrong with his tummy.
I don't know about those other two, but if those Orange County boobies can't make this world a better place, I don't know what will.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Terri to fix the Caribbean. I believe the two of us could make strides in the war on rum. I siding with rum on this one.
ReplyDeleteIt should be o.k....didn't she play the President's wife or girl friend in a movie a while back? I'm pretty sure she did so that qualifies her to work in Iran.
ReplyDeleteAnnette Bening is my hero!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the "healthy blog".
Geena
www.GeenaBlog.com
Thank God, I totally trust the Real Housewives to maintain our relationship with China. Now who is going to talk to those Somali pirates that were giving us so much trouble?
ReplyDeleteOn an unrelated note, I posted info about a great deal on Nordstrom makeup that folks may be interested in. It's not a giveaway, but it may as well be! Everything for $1!
PS- I'm reading a fiction book called "Fourth Comings" and you'll never guess who they mention....DOOCE! AHH the woman is everywhere!
It's good that they only sent those three OC housewives and not the "dumb one".....
ReplyDeleteAll these problems in the world, and the first thing that comes to mind is how "photoshopped" those OC chicks are.
ReplyDeleteIt's just too depressing to think about the direction this country is heading...the DOW is dropping faster than my chest. Wish my scale would follow suit...
I will sleep much better tonight knowing that Annette, Zac, and the Housewives are hard at work!
ReplyDeleteToo bad Annette didn't team up with Susan Sarandon. That would fix everything.
ReplyDeleteToo funny... lol!
ReplyDeleteShe's talking alright. It's called the language of love...
ReplyDeleteIf only the Jonas Brothers could get us out of Iraq...
ReplyDeletemy only question is why we didn't send her sooner? this could have been over YEARS ago.
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