So if you haven't heard, Beyonce has adopted a new name and wants her fans to refer to her from now on as "Sasha Fierce".
Um, I'm not sure if I qualify as a 'fan', but: No. I will not be doing that.
And you can tell your partner-in-egocentricity Sean Combs Puff Daddy Puffy P.Diddy Diddy Sean John that I am referring to him from here on as "D-bag".
So you can pretty much guess how I felt about THIS:
So you can pretty much guess how I felt about THIS:
(sigh.)
The only time name evolution is cool is for dogs. Then it's like, inevitable.
Dog name: Duke
Dog Name Evolution:
Duke
Dukester
Sir Duke
The DukeMan
DukeMuffin
Dukinator
Duke of Fuzzingham
Fuzz
F-Bomb
The Fuzzster
Fuzzbuster
Fuzzbuster & the Fuzztones
FuzzButt
Butthead.
...and people are all: "Your dog's name is Butthead??"
and you're all: "No....'Duke'."
Is there any chance you're making up the Sasha Fierce part? Because I'm thinking if you're going to change your name from Beyonce, which is understandable, you'd want to pick something better.... not go even further in the the direction of ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm...does that mean you think I shoul tell my family they don't have to call me
ReplyDeleteSassy Jiggmeister...Princess of Blogosvia?
Because I was kind of digging it.
That's kind of weird but then I like people calling me ruler of the universe ;)
ReplyDeleteSeriously? WTF is the point to this stuff? Makes zero sense to me.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! D-Bag! I love it!
ReplyDeletewhat?? I did not hear that. That is the most ridiculous thing ever. Sasha Fierce? What in the world is she thinking.
ReplyDeleteGeez. She must have nothing else to do other than ponder names.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it make you a wee bit concerned when you think of what she and Mr. Z (I don't know him well enough to call him Jay, after all) might name future offspring......?
ReplyDeleteOh, one of our cat's aliases is Peep McFuzz. Another is Fuzz McPeep. Neither of these have anything to do with her utterly normal, boring old name.
I thought Beyonce was the name of the dryer sheets I use.
ReplyDeleteThere are several scents available including: mountain spring and fresh scent.
Are you saying now there is a new scent? Sasha Fierce?
Must be cinnamony!
Ha! Loved this post. I couldn't call her Sasha Fierce either.
ReplyDeleteCute how you correlated it to dog names. I'll have to remember that and you're right, we have variations for our pets, but not the people.
CRAP...you make me spit laugh everytime I come here! This post is hysterical...first because my hubby and I just had this inane conversation about her new "nickname" and how totally self absorbed these pathetic hollywood types are...and secondly: because we totally do that with our dogs! You nailed it and made me LAUGH!
ReplyDeletehyuk hyuk hyuk!
ReplyDeleteShe could be D-baguette then!
ReplyDeleteI can imagine her mother's reaction: "Beyonce? Who wouldn't like the name Beyonce?"
ReplyDeleteOMG that is too funny, i like F-bomb best!
ReplyDeleteWe totally do this with our kids nicknames! Love it! My babe is now Bluey Lewis and the News which will evolve into something new by next week.
My Boy is currently GLERM. Oldest dd is TWEETA...evolved most recently from BRAT-EETA
You are too funny!! (and right)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh tonight:)
I have three choices
ReplyDeleteMy stripper name is Ass Bandit and my pimp name is Bootylicious Luv.
Maybe I can use Beyonce, since it's not being used right now.
HaHa. Sasha Fierce? Hm... I should get working on my pseudo name!
ReplyDeleteOh and there's a little something for you on my blog:
http://miss-mrs.blogspot.com/2008/10/figgy-fig-cookies.html
:)
So is Sasha Fierce her stripper name and Beyonce remains her stage name?
ReplyDeleteShe went from one stupid name to another. Yeah, that makes sense!
r u serious?????? that is wierd!
ReplyDeleteShe looks way more like a Beyonce than a Sasha. (?) Too much money and time.
ReplyDeleteOh, I don't know, if 'Beyonce' evolved into 'Sasha Fierce', which evolved into 'Butthead', I'd probably call her that.
ReplyDeleteOr I could just skip straight to calling her that, never mind the evolution.
You don't even have to change my name. But everytime you speak of me you should ALSO say, who is beautiful, sexy and if there was a Queen of the World, that'd be her.
ReplyDeleteOohhhh, I have missed your posts, Sue! I am so behind on my blog reading lately and really needed to laugh tonight! Hubby and I were just mocking the whole Sasha Fierce thing (sounds like a character in an old 70's Dolomite movie). We do the same thing with name evolution in our house. Our cat went from Blackie Chan the Karate Kat to Blackie, to Kitty, to Cat, to Damn Cat, on which we are currently stuck.
ReplyDeleteThat's crazy, and I'm totally with ya on P Dubs. Let's go beat him up.
ReplyDeleteI'm a grown ass woman dawg! I'm not calling another woman Sasha Fierce, I draw the line at Happy Hour Sue.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I loved the dog list because this is something I do with my dog and cat. I am pretty sure that between them they have had about 20 new names. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm...that was hilarious. And everyone knows, changing your name to Fierce only works if you also require the 3 finger snaps to be done at the same time.
ReplyDeleteObviously, Beyonce has a little too much time on her hands. I've just been trying for the last umpteen years to get my family to stop calling me Debbie, as I much prefer Deb. I may have to start thinking of alternatives to Deb.
ReplyDeleteI saw that she was changing her name to Sasha Fierece, there's no way that i'm calling her that. Can't she just name her next album that. Rediculous
ReplyDeleteVery funny and I love the name of your blog!
ReplyDeleteTrue, very true. I'm not sure what's up with the name changing but I think dear Beyonce is trumped by one "Chad Ocho-Cinco" of the Cincinnati Bangles for going the completely ridiculous name route.
ReplyDeleteThat's us with our dog, too!
ReplyDeleteSimba
Bimba
Bimbo
Simbo
Simboo
Simboo Shimes
Blim
Bilbo
Slimboo
It makes no sense, but he totally answers to it all, especially Shimes. ?!?!
At least I got Loveable in there and not Butthead Loser..yet
ReplyDeleteBut I am just a boy
My 8 Lb Chihuahua's name is Bryce, but somehow that has become:
ReplyDelete- B-Monkey
- Bryce-a-Roni my San Francisco Treat
- Lumpe-Shite (Lump-A, Sheet-A aka Lump of shit because he is a big ball of lumpy goodness)
- Mayor (because his body is shaped like the Mayor of Halloweentown in Nightmare Before Christmas)
- Mayor of Pigskin Town (partially from the name above, but also because he takes on the shape of a football)
- Punkin' Head (because all of my dogs are called this at one time or another)
- Punkin; Meister - Meister Punkin'
- Steam Roller (because sometimes he loses his balance and, well - steamrolls.
The list goes on and on, but the funny thing is that he answers to all of these.
I'd be totally offended by the Jesus comment...if it wasn't so funny!
ReplyDeleteOohh, I got it! The next name evolution for your dog...
ReplyDeleteBeavis.
Hahaha
ReplyDeleteSasha Fierce, you so fierce girl, NOT!
R U kidding me? You would think if they want to change their name, they would pick something that doesn't make the rest of us laugh our asses off.
Oh, and my dog has only 3 names:
Rex
Rexie Pooh
and Damn Dog
our god's name did that same thing, finally ending up with "Boo". Which is short for "Boo hoo" because she always moans and cries when she gets excited. So we mock her. Yup.
ReplyDeletei have to put up with this all the time:
ReplyDelete- Nooter
- Nibbles
- Fat Nibbs
- Fat Boy
- Bacon Boy
- Kevin Bacon
I shamefully admit that this happened to one of my children as a baby. Her name is Shannon, then from the Name Game song we got Shannon Bo Bannon, and then it was Shannon Bo Bo, and then apparently there was some guy on Howard Stern (PUKE) name Ba Ba Fooey? According to the husband. Anyway, so then she became Bo Bo Fooey, and then just Fooey. And then the inevitable, "Why do you call that kid Fooey?"
ReplyDeleteSasha Fierce is the best she could come up with? Geez. I guess Moxy Crimefighter Gillette was already taken. Oh wait...
Hola! I found you through a series of random blog-surfing maneuvers, and I've already read through every single one of your posts! LOVE your blog! If you leave me a comment that it's okay, I'll add you to my blog roll :)
ReplyDeleteJust found your blog and I'm loving it. Your entries sound like conversations my best friend and I would have.
ReplyDeleteword to your mother.
P.S. My son has gone from Nicholas to Pickles. 6 degrees of name changes, good times.
My son's name is no where near Jack, but that's what we call him most of the time. Short for Jackass, that we find totally necessary, but totally inappropriate to say to him.
ReplyDeleteI grew up hating my name (sorry, there were so many Susans, Suzannes, Suzies, Sues, ugh!!! You probably know what I mean!)... and my middle name (Loraine)... but, there was not way in hell my mom was going to let me change my name... what's her mom going to call her now... Maybe I could use Benyonce since it isn't taken anymore... that would confuse the kids at school though, Mrs. Beyonce, I have a headache!!!
ReplyDeleteShe must have been koking. No way anyone with an ounce of self-respect would come up with a name like Sasha Fierce.
ReplyDeleteI heard a blurb about her changing her name but didn't get to hear the rest. If that's what she picked, it's totally STUPID.
ReplyDeletethanks for a good laugh, love the name of your blog, when I saw it I had to stop by. I agree with the dog name part, I don't know how my dogs know their name because it changes with my mood!
ReplyDeletei read this in the Post and I laughed...she said something like she has 2 personalities and Sasha Fierce is who she is when she's on stage- ew. When i think of that name i get flashbacks of my first college roommate who smelled like curry and menstrual flow. uuugg i think i just threw up a lil in my mouth....sorry bout that.
ReplyDeleteSasha Fierce? Um, yeah. It's not doing it for me either.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Shelley, & my dad started calling me "burgermeister" when I was younger (he said it means "little mayor" or something like that in German - I guess I was a little bossy). But over time it has now been shortened to "the boog" - & my WHOLE family calls me "the boog" or "boog" now.
Yeah, really awesome. I really enjoy being called a name that is short for "booger." Sweeeeeet!
She's what?
ReplyDeleteReally?
Dog name evolution I totally get!
(Hey, that sounds like a religious movement "It's time for Dog Name Evolution"! Holla!)
That's the best she could come up with?
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm so using "D-Bag" about four thousand times tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYou're awesome.
XO
Anna
OMG I hadn't heard this. Hilarious.
ReplyDeletethe banana one is just mean!
ReplyDeleteMy cat's name went like this:
ReplyDeleteSurvivor (from the pound)
Skeeter
Skeeter Magillicutti (that's not our last name)
Skeeter Skeeter Pumpkin Eater
Skeeter Wilson (hubby did that..annoying)
Skeet
Skeetie
Other cat:
Craig (again, the pound has nerdy names)
Blueberry
Blueberry's Hairy Berries
Oh come on, TAFKATAFKAP (The Artist Formerly Known As "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince") had moxie for actually requiring people to call him by an unpronounceable sign. But Prince sure is easier.
ReplyDeleteThis is why my cat Tootsie is known as Bean.
ReplyDeleteMy dog Rufus is commonly called stealth-boxer and Isabell is scoliosis dog. Makes perfect sense to me?
ReplyDelete