Monday, May 23, 2011

Rapture a Success!














Well this is awkward.

Sorry you all didn't make it this go-round....this is not the turnout we were expecting.

I'm lookin' at a lotta uneaten Chex Mix and Propel.

But I figure as long as they have wifi up here I can still blog and give you a little "insider information".


THINGS YOU FIND OUT IN HEAVEN:

• all the missing socks are here. They were too good for that world.

• Yes, there is a totally separate bug heaven.

• They're still working on fixing hail.

• Satan and the DMV have had a longstanding partnership, as suspected.

• Hundreds of thousands of people have died from mixing soda and Pop Rocks.

• Michael Jackson? not here.

 and finally....

• Yes, He sees everything you do.
Yes, even that.
 No, he doesn't think you're a pervert.
Except that one time.
You might wanna lay off that.
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18 comments:

  1. Stephanie Meade GreshamMay 23, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    I knew it!! (all of it)

    ps- look left. i'm here with you. dur.

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  2. Raquel's WorldMay 23, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    OMG I LOVE THIS!!!
    This is hilarious! Especially the pic.
    Great Post!

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  3. choochooMay 23, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    IF Michael Jackson is there somewhere, we all know he's not hanging out with the grown-ups, so you prolly wouldn't know.

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  4. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    This is fantastic! Love it!

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  5. Susie QMay 23, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    You are TOO FUNNY!! Thanks for the belly laugh today!!

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  6. UnknownMay 23, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    Hilarious! I laughed so hard I almost peed... what? Too much information? I'm pregnant... what do you expect?

    Thanks for the laughs!

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  7. Lisa-liciousMay 28, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    Can you send down my missing single socks? Please?

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  8. Tonya Marie MichalecJune 2, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    Flippin' hilarious!

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  9. TardevilJune 9, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    Too funny! Thanks for the laugh! ;o)

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  10. MerrieJune 10, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    HA! Thanks for the tips, lady!

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  11. Julie HJune 21, 2011 at 1:26 AM

    HILARIOUS!!

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  12. UnknownJune 24, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    Hilarious!

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  13. Henley on the HornJune 27, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    You are too much! I needed the lift!

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  14. stuckintucsonJune 28, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    very funny!

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  15. Loveable LoserJuly 10, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Hey Sue, where's the laughs. You been watching too much Bruno?!! Hope things are cool. Post a gone fishn' sign or something.

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  16. I Am BoymomSeptember 2, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    You didn't mention Elvis. It would be nice to know if he really died or if he's just hiding out somewhere here on Earth eatin' peanut butter and banana sandwiches and doing the occasional "Elvis Imitator" show at one of the local casinos.

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  17. Rachae and JanelleFebruary 1, 2012 at 1:27 PM

    :)

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