Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Thoughts On Tiger By Request


















So I've gotten a few emails from readers saying "Aren't you going to comment on Tiger Woods?"

And the answer is, I think I covered all my thoughts on Tiger in my latest Twitter posts:


Um, Tiger? You can marry the blondest, most Nordic-looking chick on the planet - but if you cheat, she will go ghetto on your ass.
4:17 PM December 3rd from Twhirl


LMAO Tiger's latest ho to come out of the woodwork starred in a porno called "O.M.G. Stop Tickling me". Dude, you are screwed.
8:26 PM December 7th from Twhirl


Tiger mistress #11 has surfaced! This is more fun than an advent calendar!
5:15 PM December 8th from Twhirl


Gatorade drops Tiger. I'm guessing it's because of their "Is It In You?" slogan.
7:04 PM December 8th from Twhirl



Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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18 comments:

  1. LipstickDecember 9, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    I love it Happy Hour Sue....gotta say my fave is number 1.
    Who knew Tiger was such a...well, Tiger?

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  2. UnknownDecember 9, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    More fun than an advent calendar...hahahaha

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  3. Bad ChristyDecember 9, 2009 at 10:37 PM

    Gatorade drops Tiger. I'm guessing it's because of their "Is It In You?" slogan.

    Okay, that's some funny sh*t right there!

    I heart you Sue!

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  4. LoukiaDecember 9, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    Forget Tiger, I want more RPatz posts! ;)

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  5. CaseyDecember 9, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Couldn't have said it better myself!

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  6. choochooDecember 10, 2009 at 5:16 AM

    is it in you.... LMAO!

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  7. AshleeDecember 10, 2009 at 7:07 AM

    what are they calling tiger woods now??

    Cheetah Woods.. HAHAH!!

    okay..im done :) :)

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  8. miss. chiefDecember 10, 2009 at 8:35 AM

    "is it in you?" hahahaha that's awesome

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  9. ShelleyDecember 10, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    I'll bet Tiger is totally BG's hero.

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  10. Katie @ Noodle and BoofDecember 10, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    Meow Tiger. http://noodleandboof.blogspot.com/2009/12/coffee-talk.html

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  11. WhimsyDecember 10, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    I just snorted out loud in my deathly quiet office. I totally blew my cover of "working very hard". It was totally worth it!

    I think Shelley is right, Tiger MUST be BG's hero. It would be interesting to hear his perspective. LMAO

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  12. Swirl GirlDecember 10, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    I think I left an reply to your first one with "with a 9 Iron" and should add "or a wood".

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  13. Dezzy Lou Where Are YouDecember 10, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    gave you a wee award over on my blog =)

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  14. JadeDecember 10, 2009 at 7:11 PM

    Cracking up over the "more fun than an advent calendar!"

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  15. DebraDecember 10, 2009 at 11:28 PM

    Too funny!

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  16. KeyonaDecember 11, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    LOL! I guess he took Gatorade's slogan literally! LOL!

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  17. ♥ KathyDecember 11, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    LMAO!!

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  18. TenakimDecember 12, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    These are great. I've missed Twitter during the scandal since I've been busy with Christmas shit- why couldn't Tiger have timed this after the holiday- DICK HEAD.

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