Sunday, August 30, 2009

MWF seeks GMBFF

I need a gay friend.

I am so not kidding.

My life would be so complete - I fantasize about it all the time.

I would listen to his boy problems and he would tell me how fabulous my hair looks. Then we'd shop a bit, stop for an appletini and maybe catch the 7:00 showing of the Time Traveler's Wife.

And he would know who Kate Gosslein is and agree with me that she must've had a tummy tuck cuz no one's belly button is that high up.

Can anyone set me up?

Cuz how badly do I want to hang out with THESE guys:
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35 comments:

  1. Amanda BarefootAugust 30, 2009 at 6:44 PM

    i totally want to be in that raft.

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  2. Mommy PastramiAugust 30, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    You are 100% correct! My best friend is a gay male, and it is exactly as your described. I love it!!!

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  3. justmeAugust 30, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    my sis in law has a gay husband, you know her best friend is a gay guy. at first i was annoyed b/c he would come every where they came. i finally gave in and got to know him and he is awesome and he helps her with everything, while her real hubby is NOT helping her.

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  4. AusZoeAugust 30, 2009 at 7:34 PM

    thats awesome, love it.

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  5. CassieAugust 30, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    LOL. I posted this on my blog earlier this week. I actually do know those guys, went to college with them, and they are a hell of a lot of fun!

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  6. JulieAugust 30, 2009 at 8:24 PM

    That video is HYSTERICAL! My 8yo daughter came running when she heard the song...then wondered if those were friends of her Godfathers (gay married men who will raise her if needed). A gay BFF ROCKS!

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  7. TenakimAugust 30, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    I am disappointed in you letting the trip to Boystown go to waste... and still 1/2 curious about which way Manny swings- can you imagine a gay husband that can make a drink like him!!!??

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  8. Alison aka Baby BAugust 30, 2009 at 9:12 PM

    Gay BFFS rock!

    And Kate did have a tummy tuck... Some plastic surgeon donated it to her to fix her post-babies belly. (My stepsister LOVED Jon & Kate plus 8, until the implosion of the Gosselin family, so I saw that episode.)

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  9. AGirlintheSouthAugust 30, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    I'm so with you....gay bff's are the best...I had one and he had the gall to move away. There should be a "match.com" for gay bffs.

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  10. PaigeAugust 30, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    I used to have one of these too and he was delightful. In fact, I have had more than one--but seem to be short one right now.

    I wonder how that happened

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  11. K'manAugust 30, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    just found out about the maytaggate surrounding your buddy, the dooce. I am astonished you haven't weighed in on the subject.
    I mean, really, you have almost half as many twitter followers as she does, right?

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  12. MichelleAugust 30, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    Sorry! Wish I could hook you up.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 31, 2009 at 1:56 AM

    It's so pathetic how you are stereotyping these men. They are people--not stereotypes for you to project your desires onto. Instead of clinging to the stereotype the media presents of a gay best friend, why don't you appreciate people for who they are?

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  14. Sue WilkeyAugust 31, 2009 at 6:36 AM

    Yay! Thank you, "Anonymous"...I was waiting excitedly for the first buzzkill comment. :)

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  15. AnonymousAugust 31, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    Sue,
    You had to expect some comments!

    Looks to me like a group of Friends having a whole lot of fun!

    If you are commenting that only gay males have this much fun and only they can talk to women like a "Girl Friend", grow up.

    If on the other hand you were commenting that these Friends enjoy life and would be great to hang out with...cool.

    To really throw in a buzz kill, are you sure they would want to hang out with you?....Who am I kidding, ya they probably would!

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  16. Conquer The MonkeyAugust 31, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    You are right, we all need a good gay friend, good luck!!!
    Cameron from
    Conquer the Monkey

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  17. kristiAugust 31, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    i imagine that would be awesome.
    totally awesome!

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  18. AletaAugust 31, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Lol. That's too funny. "Whatever floats your boat"

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  19. Kathy CampbellAugust 31, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    I totally need a gay friend as well...they are so fabulous!

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  20. e.m.August 31, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    I want one too!

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  21. PamAugust 31, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    i would totally want to party w these guys as long as we didn't have to listen to miley songs all day long ;0)

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  22. Denise ThomasAugust 31, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    I have been watching it all afternoon! I wanna party with those cowboys...

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  23. Southern GalAugust 31, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    I want to hang w/them sooooo bad! I've watched this at least 15 times since I saw you posted it yesterday. I'm even stalking the guy by following him on Twitter :)

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  24. MrsSkiSeptember 1, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    I love my gay boys! They are my favorites, there's nothing like pure honesty from someone you know is not in the least bit attracted to you. I can count on my gay bffs to remind me that I'm putting on some pounds, tell me whether or not those jeans REALLY make my butt look big, general fashion advice and a lot of comfort if things aren't going my way. Plus nothing beats going out to a gay club and all the boys love your outfit and your boobs! It's the greatest high in the world! haha :)

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  25. .jimaie.marie.September 1, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    omg, i think i'm in LOVE with those boys, they looks like such fun friendssss!!!!!

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  26. Lisa-liciousSeptember 1, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    Maybe Kathy Griffin will refer you to some candidates! I will put the call out for you, but, like a great babysitter, most of the chicks I know are VERY POSESSIVE of their GBFFs.

    I was so diggin' the vid!

    Tena, we were "otherwise occupied" in Boystown, but we do all miss Manny, don't we?

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  27. The Redheaded LeftySeptember 1, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    This video is the reason for my day. I have come here to watch it MULTIPLE times. Totally agreed!

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  28. ZwolschedivaSeptember 2, 2009 at 5:10 AM

    Hahaha, after a little hesitation that vid turned out to be worth watching..
    Whoever invented the diamond as a girls best friend surely miscalculated..

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  29. Colleen - Mommy Always WinsSeptember 2, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Oh hell. They are some WICKED GOOD lip-synchers.

    And who would've thought it would be so much fun to ride in a blow-up pool in the ocean?!?

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  30. RuensOnTheRunSeptember 2, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    They do look like fun!

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  31. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    I actually do not have the words.

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  32. Bombtastic BelleSeptember 4, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    I tell my husband all the time I need a gay friend, Imiss the ones I used to have back in Tx. *lol* They make life so much more entertaining!

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  33. ShannonSeptember 7, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    LOL- I so needed to see this today. Thanks for the laugh!

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  34. AmySeptember 11, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    I saw none of this frolicking while in CA last week! How fun! Where do you find this stuff??

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  35. KimberleeOctober 16, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    OMG ME TOO!!!! I've always wanted a gay friend. Just started reading your blog - LOVE IT.

    :)

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