Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hieroglyphics

While at our vacation house, we came across a blow up baby pool with this on the side:

Which as far as I can decipher means
"Bow down to aliens from striped rockets that might shoot lasers out of their eyes"

and

"Don't take midgets spear-fishing."

Probably good advice on both counts.
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25 comments:

  1. Chris OAugust 6, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    I think spear fishing in a blow up pool would be seconds of outstanding of fun!

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  2. AshAugust 6, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Oh my word, thanks for the well-needed laugh!

    Why does the first one remind me of Bill Clinton?

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  3. Kathy CampbellAugust 6, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Oh goodness, that is hilarious.

    And I think the second one is more of a "Don't let midgets play with spears for you will get one through your head"....

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  4. TentCamperAugust 6, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    OH...to me it said, "Make your kids bow to you...if they don't go get your spear!"

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  5. 3 PeanutsAugust 6, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Oh I am laughing SO hard:)

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  6. Laila PAugust 6, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    Oh God, that's too funny! Loved Mrs Soup's comment too, lol :)

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  7. ShannonAugust 6, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    Oh sh*t! I haven't been by in a while and that post reminded me I need to do it more often. Hilarious!

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  8. chocdropAugust 6, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    That was hilarious.

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  9. Melissa JoffAugust 6, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    Too funny! My husband and I were cracking up at our baby pool (literally three inches deep)- it said No Diving. Ummmmm......

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  10. Denim and PearlsAugust 6, 2009 at 6:55 PM

    A little drunk, so that's probably why I found this so funny, but I definitely got a good laugh out of this post!

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  11. kristiAugust 6, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    before you post shit like this you should give warning to those of us who have had babies and may not have the strongest bladder muscles. bc i almost pissed my pants. maybe with a proper warning i would have known and gone pee first.
    : )
    thanks for the laugh!!

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  12. Krista SAugust 6, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    That was the best laugh I've had all day! I've been staring at these pictures for at least 5 minutes & I still can't figure out what they actually mean!

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  13. Niki JoleneAugust 6, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    I think I may have just peed my pants a lil laughing so hard! Just kidding...

    Thanks for the chuckle. I really enjoy your blog.

    Stop by and see me sometime over at Free 2 Be Frugal

    :)

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  14. Lisa-liciousAugust 7, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    Comic genius. Here I sit, "struggling" through a zillion photos of "Cougar Bait", and you're over here making people pee in their pants and pass liquids through their nose. Another perfect post, my blogger idol...but there will be MANY PERFECT POSTS on COUGARPALOOZA!!! Am I right?!

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  15. UnknownAugust 7, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    I just literally laughed out loud. That never happens. Thanks!

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  16. KeyonaAugust 7, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    That was Awesome!

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  17. Loveable LoserAugust 7, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    HHS, I think you were using your Egyptian hieroglyphics translation but this is clearly Mayan…roughly translated I believe it states

    “When noticing that your child has lost their feet and hands you must immediately go out to sea and find them or they will end up like you.”

    I think that is why the Mayan empire vanished…hard to swim with no hands and feet.

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  18. CookieAugust 8, 2009 at 1:53 AM

    ROFL! That cracked me up!

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  19. AnonymousAugust 8, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Snort!!!

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  20. AletaAugust 8, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    What the ????? I looked and looked and well, I can't offer anything better than what you came up with. Dang.

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  21. LizzieAugust 9, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    ha ha! love your translations :)

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  22. Organic MeatbagAugust 10, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    I love crazy warning signs! This one is awesome!

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  23. MrsBinghamAugust 21, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    This made me laugh so hard my kids came from all over the house to see why I was rolling all over my bed (literally) trying desperately not to pee my pants! My 15 YO took one look, said 'oh, Happy Meals" and rolled her eyes as she left the room...obviously she has seen me in this state reading your blog (Humpfhmultipletimeshmhm)before! TOOO FUNNY!

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2010 at 5:17 AM

    I really like when people are expressing their opinion and thought. So I like the way you are writing

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  25. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2010 at 8:20 AM

    Do you have copy writer for so good articles? If so please give me contacts, because this really rocks! :)

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