Thursday, July 16, 2009

Spray-Tanning Tips











Tip #1: Exfoliate the skin thoroughly.

Tip #2: Always apply the sticky foot protectors to the bottoms of your feet to avoid tanning them.











Tip #3: 
Don't let the sticky foot protector fall out of your car door then drive over it and drive around town that way for 2 days.
You can't make this sh*t up.
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33 comments:

  1. feefifotoJuly 17, 2009 at 12:29 AM

    Umm... aren't you glad it wasn't a panty liner?

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  2. Rita TempletonJuly 17, 2009 at 12:30 AM

    I suppose it could have been worse ... and look at it this way - maybe it gave someone (other than your blog readers, of course) a good laugh! :)

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  3. CandiceJuly 17, 2009 at 12:32 AM

    Wow, talk about some adhesive!

    They put mighty putty on the back of those damn things?

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  4. I Am BoymomJuly 17, 2009 at 1:49 AM

    You could always just tell people you were giving Lindsay Lohan a ride home.

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  5. CathieJuly 17, 2009 at 1:59 AM

    you are one of a kind! Priceless!

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  6. KimJuly 17, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    yes but at least you have a nice glow while driving around with sticky foot protector attached to your tire. You should put the tanning salon's name and number on it and see if they'll pay you for advertising.

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  7. chocdropJuly 17, 2009 at 6:21 AM

    Oh, you just can't make this shit up.....too funny

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  8. Halala MamaJuly 17, 2009 at 6:26 AM

    That is hilarious, and definitely not the worst sticky thing you could lose and have stuck to your car tire.

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  9. BrenJuly 17, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    That's too funny! I would so do something like that!

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  10. Beth CotellJuly 17, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    Oh, Sue! I can always count on a laugh at your expense when I come here! :)

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  11. AnonymousJuly 17, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    Ahhhh... a fantastic "that's how I roll" moment! Love it!

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  12. Former Fat ChickJuly 17, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    Look MA, that lady has a GIANT pad stuck to her tire!

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  13. KeyonaJuly 17, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    Nice. And sexy. LOL!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 17, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    Snicker snicker - sorry

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  15. Searching For ReinforcementsJuly 17, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    too funny! but I bet you look great with that tan!

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  16. Miss YvonneJuly 17, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    What kind of adhesive are they putting on those things??

    I once saw a dirty black car that had "I Am Gay" written in the dust on the passenger side. I checked mine as soon as I got home because, hello! who looks at the passenger side of their car. That message could have been there for weeks!

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  17. foxyJuly 17, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    it *almost* looks like a flesh-colored pantyliner. doh!

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  18. JenJuly 17, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    that is fabulous..... Not!

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  19. AnonymousJuly 17, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    Oh hilarious. Thanks for the Friday laugh!

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  20. LizzieJuly 17, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    that is too funny :)

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  21. Loveable LoserJuly 17, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    OK, yes this is funny stuff.
    Comments about liners and pads...and how you roll...etc... again all good and funny but fake tan!!!! in the summer!!! when you have a pool!!!!

    Um..do you actual wear anything other than the stick on slippers or do you go all out Gatchlian!

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  22. Order Soma OnlineJuly 17, 2009 at 6:10 PM

    LOL. Seriously funny. Forget it being a panty liner, what if it's a sanitary pad?

    Talk about sticky situations.

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  23. PaigeJuly 17, 2009 at 10:40 PM

    The only way I can tell that you are not me is that you are not bleeding.

    I am sorry for you that there is this confusion, but since you are almost me, I know there is nothing you can do about these unfortunate situations

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  24. the mayorJuly 18, 2009 at 12:22 AM

    Thanks for the tips but I am afraid of being orange.

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  25. .jimaie.marie.July 19, 2009 at 2:37 AM

    seriously, what would i do without your posts? LOL!!! that is hilariousssss

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  26. The Peach TartJuly 19, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    Thank God it wasn't a Depends.

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  27. Lisa-liciousJuly 20, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    Wow. There are just no words. Only giggles.

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  28. DGBJuly 22, 2009 at 1:52 AM

    ***ppsssssshhhhH!!!!!***

    That was the sound of soda spilling out of my nose.

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  29. Pink Velvet MommyJuly 25, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    I just snorted coke zero out of my nose and onto my screen. Freaking hilarious!!

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  30. Niki JoleneJuly 26, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    Wow, that looks like a pad! LOL

    ;)

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    hey guys! i'm budding here. my name's patricia and i'm from Portland.

    i like baking and baking friends. oops i mean making. hahah.

    umm i want to create new friends! it is hoped a true strong houseboy like johnny bravo to
    sweep me off of my feet and pick me up and waggle me like a baby! (...just kidding!)
    i reckon i like watching flick picture show trailers more than i like watching movies
    and i wish that people would condense all movies to 3 minutes on youtube.

    if you want to give me a back rub down i can pay off it in jellybeans or uh.. nevermind.. i can deal you out in jellybeans ONLY.

    i'm a pretty shapely person. i don't care about anything. except for myself.

    it's freezing here during the winter and most of the year, so how does a compact young lady stay|presentable?

    i seldom get to go outdoors so i use spray tan. it works like demonic magic and it covers up whiteness.
    so don't worry my rosy cheek friends (you don't have to lie and mention that you put on too much blush anymore!) ok anyway.
    i have boys swooning across me and forgive me tell ya.. i'm running| out of jellybeans ;) ;) sooooooooooooo

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  32. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    I haven't seen this person in a long time but I still miss her sometimes.

    Is this normal? I haven't spoken to her in over 8 months but I occasionally just feel like I still miss her.

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  33. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2010 at 5:57 AM

    I haven't seen this person in a long time but I still miss her sometimes.

    Is this normal? I haven't spoken to her in over 8 months but I occasionally just feel like I still miss her.

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