Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Amazon ***hearts*** the Swine Flu

Actual Amazon product listing - love the review.

(No, I wasn't shopping for swine flu masks.....I still have my bird flu stock.)





Pandemic Swine Flu First Aid and Safety Kit
Pandemic Swine Flu First Aid and Safety Kit
Offered by BP MEDICAL SUPPLIES
Price: $25.00
Availability: In Stock

 
3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant product, April 27, 2009
This product is one of the best purchases I have ever made. I have had it three days and haven't caught swine flu yet. 100% success rate.
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29 comments:

  1. AngelaApril 28, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    wow, what a coincidence!
    I've NOT had it for 24 yrs and I also have not caught the swine flu.

    100% success!

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  2. Suburban CorrespondentApril 28, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    There's a sucker born every minute.

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  3. AnonymousApril 28, 2009 at 11:30 PM

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  4. AnonymousApril 28, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    I kept wondering where I could fine this stuff. Almost went to my local nail salon. the great thing is that directly from your blog, I can add it to my cart. So I don't really have to go to Amazon. Do you by chance know if these items will be hermetically sealed? I mean, since we're taking precautions and all.

    ***I had to fix my typo. yes it was going to annoy me.***

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  5. DGBApril 29, 2009 at 12:21 AM

    Ah, simple cotton face mask. No flu will penetrate you.

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  6. AiringMyLaundryApril 29, 2009 at 12:31 AM

    Mwahaha.

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  7. BacktoBarnwellApril 29, 2009 at 12:42 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA...I just wrote my SWINE FLU post and I agree, after terrorist attacks, pandemics and epidemics will make me hibernate.

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  8. Christina - Rant Rave RollApril 29, 2009 at 12:45 AM

    Wow... too bad I didn't think of that first. I can't believe someone actually bought this thing... much less wrote a review on it too!

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  9. Denim and PearlsApril 29, 2009 at 6:44 AM

    Oh my. I bet that's the same dude who asked me how my plumber's camera saw down my pipe with all the water in it.

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  10. KurtApril 29, 2009 at 7:56 AM

    I like to put those masks on backwards and pretend the back of my head is a boob.

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  11. kristiApril 29, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    Wait! We need to be PC about this... That is an H1N1 supply kit with a 100% success rate.

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  12. LindyApril 29, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    Do you get a deal if you buy more than one? I mean, sure I want protected but what about my kid? :)

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  13. Angie's SpotApril 29, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    I'm delighted to see that capitalism is still alive and well in this great country of ours. If someone wasn't trying to make money on the backs of public fear, then I would be even more wary. Sigh.

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  14. it is everlastingApril 29, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Now they are saying it can live on money for up to 24 hours... Not gonna lie, I think I'll be using my credit cards and wet wipes!

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  15. Beth CotellApril 29, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Best.Review.Ever.

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  16. Bar-bApril 29, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    this review cracked my shit up. Now, why didn't I think of this?????

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  17. JenApril 29, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    LOL! I so wish that I would have thought of this. I could have stole the supplies from work and make a fortune

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  18. DebraApril 29, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    Just when you think you'd seen it all. Some smart person is yet again making money off someone who is not so smart...

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  19. CathieApril 29, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    I think I will just become a hermit and not leave the house. Really that review was funny!

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  20. HeatherApril 29, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    I swear I'm going to jump on this capitalizing game and write a book titled DON'T SHAT ON YOUR TOMATOES AND WASH YOUR HANDS, 100% SUCCESS!

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  21. JarrardApril 29, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    All it is missing is duct tape because face it - as a native Southerner I know that duct tape fixes everything.

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  22. ShannonApril 29, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    I bet they write reviews for condoms, too. "Works great! No STDs here! Now if I could just find a partner..."

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  23. LisaApril 29, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    So glad you are on top of these things for us. I hate the terrorists the most, but pandemics are second on my "things I hate" list!

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  24. JenniApril 29, 2009 at 9:52 PM

    I'll take two.

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  25. jill jill bo billApril 29, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    Thank god you haven't read my review for the hasmat suit....

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  26. JillianApril 30, 2009 at 2:00 AM

    People have done lost their nuts.

    I mean people have gone nuts and lost their marbles. That was Freudian.

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  27. Mommy, That's My Name, Don't Wear It OutApril 30, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    Now THAT is funny stuff!! I cannot wait to send your blog link to friends! Hysterical.

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  28. AletaApril 30, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    Amazon, amazing... I'm not surprised actually. Somebody had to do it. Lol.

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  29. Lisa-liciousMay 1, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    We are going to Disneyland...it's almost certain to be less crowded now-a-days...

    Won't we look cute posing with Mickey in our face masks?!

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