Well, I suppose this was bound to happen....
Either my husband or the new puppy was going to rip Flat Joe's head off sooner or later.
But, in the words of "The Million Dollar Man"....(where the word "bionic" originated, youngsters...)
We can make him better than he was.
Better.
Stronger.
Faster.
Hotter. (Ok, I added that)
Um, I think I should have gone up like 20% more in head size at Kinkos.
Not so much Flat Edward as Pea-Head Edward.
He reminds me of this guy from Beetlejuice:
Too funny! I too have been to Kinkos to blow up someone's head (for football game masks) and we certainly got quite a few odd looks!
ReplyDeleteMy question: What do the people at Kinkos think about the HappyHour and Happy Meal Lady?
ReplyDeleteB2B: Good question. I always bring one of my girls as a prop and pretend I'm doing something for them.
ReplyDeleteI love, love, love it! I have to say that the new version is much more delish ... pea head and all! Meow!
ReplyDeleteSorry Joe, it was inevitable. I could have told you it would happen.
ReplyDeleteJoe left a warning note for Rob: "Watch your back dude. If New Moon isn't awesome you might get it too."
SPEW!!! My rss feed should come with "Put down your drink or at least swallow before reading" labels. When I hit the Million Dollar Man (Gosh, I loved Steve...) part I was already grinning...when I saw the new and improved version...I ROARED!!! LOVE IT!! I <3 Rob! TEAM EDWARD!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice, but I would definately have to make his head a little bit bigger.
ReplyDeleteLee Majors has nothing on him.
ReplyDeleteAlthough with his head being a little mis-sized is he just a tad Lindsey Wagner?
HAHAHAHA! I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeletePoor Joe... and now poor Edward.
;)
What's wrong with having them both?! Ahh...
ReplyDeleteLOL Edward's head doesn need a 10% upgrade or so!
Maybe you should get velcro on the back so if you have to replace him again (or if you find another true love)you can just rip it and stick it.
ReplyDelete(sounds kinkier than it's supposed to)
How about a real neck tie, scarf or some bling to hold it in place? I mean, I dress my dolls up all the time. It keeps our relationship fresh.
ReplyDeleteI am so not into the whole twilight thing, but that rug is breathtaking.
ReplyDeleteCan you make me a Tom Brady one?
ReplyDeleteI love how Useless Poodle is staring at the hole and probably thinking, "Oh, crap, I'm SOOOO gonna get blamed for this. Let me go find some toast..."
ReplyDeleteAdmit it, you trained the dog to do that so you could have a Flat Rob Pattinson, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! Definitely wrong on the scale. I loved the "a while" comment from the Beetlejuice shrunken-headed dude. If I had a flat Edward in my house, my husband would surely divorce me - I never knew he was jealous until Edward entered my life.
ReplyDeleteI love Flat Edward. He is so uber-fine!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you did a fantastic job on the reparation work!
Now you'll have to hang Flat Edward up somewhere so the dog can't get to him too....like above your bed.
ReplyDeleteLMAO, thanks I needed to think of that with Beetlejuice in mind!
ReplyDeleteNice work! What a cute pea head!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! very nice work - I looked at the remnants of that head and didn't think it was possible to get him all bionic but it worked.
ReplyDeleteAnd i'm laughing at the Kinkos question and yes, I've also used my kids as decoys for strange mama motivated operations. I mean, that's what they are for right??
the title of this entry seriously made me lol. TOO FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteYou're funny but predictable. The minute you started your new improved list I knew we would see Edward's head atop that body. I just didn't expect it to be pin head sized because we know what a perfect specimen Edward is.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going to make him better, stronger, faster???? :)
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious...and definitely an improvement!
ReplyDeleteThe hottness of the new head distracts from the peahead size...good substitution!
ReplyDeleteEven with the pea-head, I'd lick, I mean LOVE him.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a bionic woman to be his Flat Jamie?
ReplyDeleteI am sure you sub-conciously left poor Joe at dog-level hoping that damn guard poodle would eat his head for just this reason. Well done, Sue!
ReplyDelete...and isn't the whole point of having children to use them at will for your own good?
Your dog is officially my hero.
ReplyDeleteAre you jealous of Diesel? After all, he did get to take a bite out of Joe first.
ReplyDeleteMy cardboard man has a chewed up leg, any suggestions on how to fix that?
ReplyDeleteMUAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteOMG! That brought back memories of me and my old roommate (diehard freakmagnets and rockers) about 15 years ago. We entered a drawing for a flat Hanson thingy as a joke. We won! Hanson proudly adorned our living room for some time........
ReplyDeleteHAHA You totally solved the hotness factor there!
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe he cut his hair *grumble*
There should have been something in his contract against that!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I prefer Joe.
ReplyDeleteOK, so while I would be more on Team Joe, he does look pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteHIlarious!
LOVE the improvements....I was giggling....I knew it was coming. Now if those dogs attack Edward then we will know there are part of The Pack......
ReplyDeleteCooking up a new "flat Edward"? I call that "Cullen-hairy" genius. I crack myself up.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I have a flat Rusty Wallace. If I let my daughter see this post she'll get all sorts of ideas for making her own "Flat Edward". Don't worry Rusty, I'll hide you but good!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh! That is too funny! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI dont get da joke.....?? u know wat joe and edward r f'kn hor yr just another hater!!! ;D U know wat go get a freakin life nd da pl dat think its funny.......... <33
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