Another Brilliant Invention

This is Diesel.

Slayer of Webkinz.

Drinker of Toilet Water.

And, unfortunately, Flatulator Extraordinaire.

I swear, I only feed him puppy chow. But Lord, you'd think he was subsisting on Taco Bell.

So here's my invention: The Portable Collar Deodorizer. (PCD)

STEP 1: Equip canine with PCD.

STEP 2: (in event of flatulence) IDENTIFY OFFENDER.

STEP 3:
RETRIEVE PCD.

STEP 4: DEPLOY DEODORIZER.

STEP 5: (if threat is contained) RETURN PCD TO HOLSTER.

Don't EVEN try to copy my invention because I've already called 800 number for my Inventor's Kit.

The PCD. Making Home Air Breathable...One Fart at a Time.