
(I hope this doesn't create a worm-hole in the space/time continuum)....
But here's the deal.
You need a blogger T-shirt.
More specifically, you need the blogger T-shirt I designed :

This shirt is NOT available in stores!!!!
It is NOT available on QVC or on Ebay, unless the one person who has bought one, Deb, from Don't Judge this Book By It's Cover, has just listed hers.
Rave reviews:
"People love the blog T-shirt. I can't wear it without getting tons of comments."
-Deb, from Don't Judge This Book By It's Cover.
See that? 100% of customers love it.
Wear it to work! Show your boss you have better things to do on your computer, and probably do it on company time!
Wear it your child's school! Upstage the other stay-at-home-moms!
Wear it to the doctor's office! See if they get you in faster!
Just click here to order: (also mugs, bags & buttons!)
I Might Blog About This T-shirt may cause: instant popularity, fame, adoration, awe, respect, party invitations, sexual advances and God-parent requests. Please use responsibly.
Can we see that in a V-neck? V-necks are way more flattering on middle-aged blogger bods.
ReplyDeleteAnd have you seen the T-shirt, "What would Jane blog?" (Jane Austen, of course). I would definitely buy one of those, but they don't have V-necks, either.
Excellent idea. We all need those right?
ReplyDeleteSuburban Correspondent: V-neck you say? consider it done. How's THAT for customer service.
ReplyDeleteAs long as you're taking special order can I get a XXX for the price of XX?
ReplyDeleteok...i clicked over and ordered one before i even saw these comments! and i ordered a v-neck. and now i am wondering if i am middle-aged. not that there is anything wrong with that. i just all of a sudden felt older because i wanted a v-neck. is 39 middle-aged? this question will now haunt me.
ReplyDeleteWhat??? I can get it in a V-neck??????
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo!!
Maybe I'll have to get one in pink. I still have mine, don't worry Sue, and actually, I seriously did get asked to be a godparent yesterday!! And, the parents LOVED the T-shirt. How's that for an endorsement?
Sexual advances? Should that happen, you'll be the first to know!
V NECK! All you had to do was cater to my need for inappropriate mommy cleavage,and you've got me!!!!
ReplyDeleteI keep meaning to order.
ReplyDeleteThis is a fantastic reminder!Adoration and awe you say?
I'm in!
This makes me wish my blog wasn't a "secret"! I wonder how well a pimpin' (or however that is spelled) BG shirt would sell...
ReplyDeleteI would totally buy a BG shirt. Dawg.
ReplyDeleteLove the shirt! I may have to see about getting me one.
ReplyDeleteHATS!! where are the HATS???
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ReplyDeleteSteph: What is wrong with me. Hats added.
ReplyDeleteI feel all popular just looking at it...
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteExcept I was trying to stay on the DL!
That shirt might just "out" me.
Oh what the hey!
Oh....I want one!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea!
ReplyDeleteYou've done the Keystone State proud.
Great! I ordered one. And I didn't even have to go to a BUYCRAP party! Love it.
ReplyDeleteHey - visit my blog. Just returned from Vegas where I made a drunken @$$ of myself.
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