Sunday, August 17, 2008

Back to School with the Bathtub Gangsta


















Yo, Shorties. School is whack. For realz. 

But BG is here to hook you up with some dope gear to have you stylin' like little gangstas.....G'd up from the feet up.


First: your backpack. Hannah Montana? LAME. 
Dark Knight? Star Wars? Don't be a tool.







BG backpack, son. Off the hook!





Check it, right: lunchtime. I KNOW you're not thinking about rockin' Spongebob again for a lunchbox.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, G. 

40-oz. fits right inside.







Now about your style. Are you gonna look like a damn fool or are you gonna represent?









Yo- if your teacher gets all up in your grille about the topless chiquitas, tell 'em to get to steppin'.

Thug life, playas, thug life.

Make me proud. Peace out.




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67 comments:

  1. Suburban CorrespondentAugust 17, 2008 at 10:08 PM

    Do you have a back-to-homeschooling line, also?

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  2. The Mom JenAugust 17, 2008 at 10:08 PM

    You need to sell all these bad boys in your t-shirt shop!! I would totally grab the swag bag!

    Can you make me a Joe Jonas lunch box too?!

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  3. AliAugust 17, 2008 at 10:19 PM

    I love the lunchbox! For realz!

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  4. ShannonAugust 17, 2008 at 10:44 PM

    I love BG. I'd join him in the hot tub, but then I'd hate myself in the morning.

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  5. HeatherAugust 17, 2008 at 10:48 PM

    This post is so timely - I'm taking the kiddo back-to-school shopping tomorrow!

    My eternal and undying gratitude goes out to you fo shizzle, BG. xoxoxo

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  6. Swirl GirlAugust 17, 2008 at 11:48 PM

    This was hys.ter.i.cal!

    thanks for it!

    For realz

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  7. Ann HarrisonAugust 17, 2008 at 11:57 PM

    I need a lunch box for my "mommies juice box"

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  8. MYMAugust 18, 2008 at 12:08 AM

    I can see everyone wearing these soon. Seeing the topless barbies still cracks me up.

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  9. just bobAugust 18, 2008 at 12:17 AM

    It looks like Tommy Lee.

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  10. oº˚ Homeschool Mom˚ºoAugust 18, 2008 at 12:45 AM

    You are to funny -- How do you come up with this stuff.

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  11. PamAugust 18, 2008 at 1:19 AM

    ha ha @ mom and joe jones lunch box...i think bg gear far better than spongebob, strawberry shortcake and all that..can't take a 40 in those, now can you?!?

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  12. The MicroblogologistAugust 18, 2008 at 3:44 AM

    You are brilliant!

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  13. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 6:29 AM

    Looking good BG, looking good !

    #1

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  14. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 6:29 AM

    Looking good BG, looking good !

    #1

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  15. Beth CotellAugust 18, 2008 at 7:43 AM

    Heading out to Wal-Mart right now. My son wants to represent in Kindergarten, yo!

    Or should I be heading to Target?

    Or perhaps the BG line will be carried at the liquor store instead?

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  16. JenAugust 18, 2008 at 8:11 AM

    Great stuff, love it!!!

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  17. StephanieAugust 18, 2008 at 9:07 AM

    will my RedBull fit in that lunchbox yo?

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  18. JennyAugust 18, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    I just love the bathtub gangsta! The shirt is off the chain! LOL... Come visit us. Will has something to tell the bathtub gangsta...peace out!

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  19. UnknownAugust 18, 2008 at 9:30 AM

    Once my kids gets out of Spiderman, I'l definitely introduce him to BG. LOL at the blog. Word.

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  20. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 9:44 AM

    Yo Yo Yo! Do you make those t-shirts in grown-up sizes? I would be the hippest mom at the bus stop. Or all the mom's would stop talking to me because they think I'm crazy talking about BG. They are just jealous haters who wish BG would visit their crib:>)

    Keep up the entertaining posts...my baby goes to first grade next week so I'm going to need lots of laughs!

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  21. FlowerGirlAugust 18, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    I. Love. Bathtub. Gansta. Yo! Keep it real...

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  22. Lisa @ Boondock RamblingsAugust 18, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    I totally have to get these for my nieces. Forget HSM and Hannah...this is it for them.

    Yeah!

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  23. TiffanyAugust 18, 2008 at 10:07 AM

    HAHA You're one cool mofo BG.

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  24. Mama DawgAugust 18, 2008 at 10:09 AM

    I think that last tee needs to be the one you're selling!

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  25. JenniferAugust 18, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    I'd kill for that t-shirt!

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  26. KellyAugust 18, 2008 at 10:35 AM

    I totally want a BG lunchbox!!
    Where can I get one! lol

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  27. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    BG is the man! No wonder Barbie kicked Ken to the curb.

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  28. UnknownAugust 18, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    LOVE the t-shirt! BG is a total gangsta...fo sho :)

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  29. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    Finally, a lunch box that stores 40s. Thanks BTG!

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  30. BethanyAugust 18, 2008 at 12:19 PM

    Perhaps a music video is in the future... I'd love to see him singing some "gangsta lean" LOL

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  31. AmyAugust 18, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    That. Is. Hysterical!!

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  32. AubreyAugust 18, 2008 at 1:40 PM

    BG is da bomb!
    Hook a mama up!

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  33. JenAugust 18, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    Bathtub Gansta never gets old. Love it!!

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  34. Pleasing ProcrasinatorAugust 18, 2008 at 3:15 PM

    I fo sur want the lunchbox and backpack!! I would be the envy of everyone on campus.
    Love BG!!!

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  35. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 3:25 PM

    I think I just peed my pants....
    WHere can I get me one of those lunch boxes?
    WE LOVE BG!!!


    peace
    #2

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  36. KSKAugust 18, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    "Get to steppin'" - where'd you learn the lingo??? LOVE it. Where do I get a teacher bag?

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  37. I Am BoymomAugust 18, 2008 at 4:37 PM

    BG done figured out how to diversify his portfolio, yo! Got his mind on his money and his money on his mind. Glad to see a brotha gettin' fiscally sound, cause bein' broke is whack, ya'll.

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  38. DebAugust 18, 2008 at 6:24 PM

    Can you make those t-shirts?

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  39. McMommyAugust 18, 2008 at 8:36 PM

    Love me some BG.
    Almost as much as you love Joe Jonas.
    Oh yeah, I went there.
    In front of EVERYONE.

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  40. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 9:00 PM

    That's awesome.


    I'm audi 5000 yo!

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  41. TenakimAugust 18, 2008 at 9:05 PM

    Look, Deb's going to keep your tshirt shop in business!

    Looks like someone's been practicing her photoshop!

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  42. Kristi OAugust 18, 2008 at 9:06 PM

    my teenage daughter wants the lunchbox, she is willing to pay! hahaha

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  43. AmyAugust 18, 2008 at 9:07 PM

    Fo shizzle.

    That was really funny.

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  44. LipstickAugust 18, 2008 at 9:55 PM

    Hell yeah! That's funny!

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  45. AnonymousAugust 18, 2008 at 11:34 PM

    Hahaha, how I have missed the BG. You should market a BG t-shirt. Fo shizzle.

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  46. LizAugust 19, 2008 at 12:57 AM

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!

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  47. Lisa-liciousAugust 19, 2008 at 1:50 AM

    Here's to BG! He has inspired us
    (www.Galagirlz.blogspot.com) more than you can imagine...just check out our blog! Can I put my order in for a BG T-shirt?

    Lisa-licious

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  48. Gettysburg MomAugust 19, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    Ho-hum. Just another comment telling you you're brilliant...

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  49. AnonymousAugust 19, 2008 at 11:27 AM

    Well, I don't think Catholic school would enjoy any of that.....but I would!

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  50. BrittanyAugust 19, 2008 at 4:45 PM

    No tittie shirts at school? What are they, a bunch of nuns!?

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  51. AnonymousAugust 19, 2008 at 5:12 PM

    So yesterday, my hubby was watching the Olympics on the net.. just clips and showing me funny stuff that happened, since I haven't been able to watch. I decided to direct him to your blog.. he probably won't become a follower like the rest of us, but I wanted to tell you that you have at least gained another fan of BG. I just had to show him the BG posts.. he didn't catch all of them, but enough to get the idea.
    Awesome swag by the way. LOVE it :)

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  52. EmilyAugust 19, 2008 at 5:27 PM

    Yo- How do you do it!? The BG posts are my favorite! Hilarious!
    BG is da bomb, for realz!

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  53. kristinAugust 19, 2008 at 6:08 PM

    LOL at you twitter updates.

    I blogged about ogling the swimmers and being embarrassed that they could be my sons.

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  54. AnonymousAugust 19, 2008 at 7:40 PM

    Awesome. I'm putting in my order...

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  55. B, Esq.August 19, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    Bathtub Gangsta Rocks!

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  56. Blessings From AboveAugust 19, 2008 at 7:50 PM

    Yo, those are some whack photo-shop skillz.

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  57. AliceAugust 19, 2008 at 8:07 PM

    Sue - Do you think the kids in Algebra will respect me more if I come in with a BG backpack? I'm willing to spend whatever is necessary to buy their love and fawning.

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  58. The Nice OneAugust 19, 2008 at 8:27 PM

    Oh yea...TShirt time FO SHO

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  59. AnonymousAugust 19, 2008 at 9:47 PM

    You go, Sue! I'm not sure which is most impressive. Your extensive gangsta lingo or your swift PhotoShop skills. Either way, you rock!

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  60. BusyDadAugust 20, 2008 at 11:29 AM

    Yo, that fool needs to do seminars. Or at least let me join his entourage.

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  61. AngieAugust 20, 2008 at 12:38 PM

    Stumbled upon your blog and have to say you are one of the funnnest I have read yet. Love the BG, lmao~

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  62. Linda SAugust 20, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    "I got 99 problems but a BG ain't one..."

    I'm gettin' me one fo' sho'!

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  63. AnonymousAugust 20, 2008 at 4:28 PM

    Helluu my Photoshop Soulmate! LOVE the lunchboxes.

    I think I need to come up with a girlfriend for BG ...

    Thinking, thinking ...

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  64. Creative-Type DadAugust 21, 2008 at 2:04 PM

    Thatz Ma' Boy BG!

    He got mo' diamonds than a carpool lane.

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  65. TexashollyAugust 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    There is serious future here...

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  66. MerrieAugust 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    I almost just died of laughter. Really. Where can I get my BG backpack?

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  67. jaimeAugust 30, 2008 at 2:40 PM

    this might just be my favorite post from you so far...word.

    betta late than neva.

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