So the Bathtub Gangsta and I are hanging out, and I'm like "Dude -you gotta wear your jeans a little lower" and I go to scooch them down and.....
WHAT THE - ???????????!!!!!
No, no, no, no, no - a gangsta does not rock bikini tighty whiteys. No. Losing all kinds of street cred here.
So - I got out my Sharpie (did you ever wonder what your child would say if you were Sharpie-ing a doll's butt? I happen to know the answer to that: it's: "Mom - you're SO weird.")
There we go. Well, better anyway.
Then we went to Target and hooked him up with some dope bling.
BG in the house, yo. Call me Sharpie-butt and I will cap your ass.
STOP....I can't keep up and I already wet my pants once this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda sad you didn't show us on which side he's packin' his "heat". No bulge, no boogie!
While BG is rockin' his Sharpie drawers, Ice is going commando. Like a true gangsta. I think. Maybe. I don't really know. OH GOD - they do wear black boxer briefs!
ReplyDeleteAnd FYI - I was a bit concerned setting up Vanilla outside and hoping the neighbors didn't spot me.
And you know you can only get the dopest bling from Target.
ReplyDeleteStrange, I use a Sharpie for my underwear too.
ReplyDeleteLOL! He owes you now for hookin' him up, ya know ;)
ReplyDeleteThink I falling for BG, I am, I really , really am
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Can't. Stop. Laughing. Will. Pee.
ReplyDeleteYou are the queen.
Honey Pie has a friend for BG you know....
http://elegantthimble.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-pretty-gangster-myself.html
I don't know why, but BG always makes me laugh,yo!
ReplyDeleteBathtub Gangsta just gave me a much needed laugh! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteAnd on an unrelated topic, do girl children get easier as they get older? Lie to me, I need hope.
You are one sick Mommy!! Ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Whines & Wines! Great minds think alike!
and BG better hope that Sharpie is waterproof. The next bathtub party could reveal the tighty whities again!
ReplyDeletedoes this make you his sugar mama?
ReplyDeleteWow. I really love this! I totally snarked Iced tea out of nose two times today; here and at at Honey Pie's. I'll be back to read more! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that your doll spoke to you? It was never really a question for me because I thought that dolls really did communicate, however, B. Esq. blew it for me, and I lost faith.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious...and so is the post below it. I must come back and spend more time with you. Can I bring a bottle of wine and some leftover food from my party? So glad you could join me yesterday. You weren't the one hanging from the chandelier were you???
ReplyDeleteohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh, I just saw that "Homeschooling for Dummies book" you have on your sidebar...I am laughing so hard...that is just insanely funny.
ReplyDeleteHe just might be the perfect man!!
ReplyDeleteTheres alot to be said for a man that doesn't talk and will let you dress him.....now where did you say he worked?!
LOL
Oh. My. God.
ReplyDelete(bwahahahahaha)
Dude.
Is it me or is he getting hotter?
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the bad boy attraction.
I'm not cool enough for a funny comment.
ReplyDelete(Just wondering... does Target carry B.G. nipple piercings?)
LMAO!! oh i can't take it! you had me ROLLIN w/ this post...i love it.
ReplyDeleteYou ARE the bomb..this is freakin' hilarious.
ReplyDeletewhoa. BG has some totally cut abs. hot.
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny, I totally agree with the one commenter who asked about nipple piercings..that would be so hot! hahaha
ReplyDeleteHAHA Thats so freaking funny. And did you also draw that little chin hair on him or is that part of his gangsta look? LOL
ReplyDeleteI just discovered my six year old has been going commando. Maybe I should show him even all the hippest ganstas wear drawers!!
ReplyDeleteDon't put away that sharpie just yet! I think he needs a tattoo!
ReplyDeleteOh my God, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
ReplyDeleteI am blogrolling this sweet blog ASAP!
OMG ... shrpie butt, LOL. That's a weird little doll ... has 6 pack abs & everything?!
ReplyDeletei have just perused the posts on your front page and you are cracking me up! seriously loving it!
ReplyDeleteOh my gawd! This is really cracking me up now. Where the hell do you come up with these things anyway?
ReplyDeleteYou have entirely to much time on your hands!!!
ReplyDeleteLOLOL
peace
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Lol, this was just hysterical. Very clever!
ReplyDeleteI know all about falling pants...
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Love your blog. Made me laugh harder than anything I have seen/done today. My kids would have told me the same thing!
ReplyDeleteBG is so much hotter than Flat Stanley. You RAWK!
ReplyDeleteummm... 36?! I so remember you as a three comment girl...
ReplyDeleteHey Sue "It's like Africa Hot" IS from "Biloxi Blues".
ReplyDelete(But you think there's another one?
Now I need to rack my weary brain to figure it out.)
OMG, Came over from Wendi pretty much because we have the same name.
ReplyDeleteHello, hilarious with the Sharpie. I may need to sneak to the basement to find some dudes that need a little makeover!
OMG. You are serious funny. I was sent over here from Cheaper then therapy.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just shot a booger out of my nose. Nice.
ReplyDeleteDead at the sharpie'd boxer briefs. Dead.
I HAD to click on this post when I saw the title from McMommy. Very funny stuff. But you know, the briefs are totally acceptable if hey are Versace.
ReplyDeleteGood for you for sorting out his underwear malfunction.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been a disaster in public! Street cred never would have recovered.
I love the Sharpie art... wish my three year old limited her art to dolls- instead of my bed!
ReplyDeletehttp://tynerbock.blogspot.com/2008/06/sweet-lullabies-and-sharpie-decor.html
POW!
oh my!!! i am dying right now. STREET CRED!!! LOLOLOL!!
ReplyDeletepop a cap in yo ass!!
hilarious.
you are the best.
totally adding you to my google reader. like yesterday! ;)
WHERE does it come from? What kind of secret life did you live in your past, lol. That is some seriously funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time your blog and I'm hooked!!!!!! Loved this...
ReplyDeleteBathtub Gangsta is hilarious! He looks like Jon Gosselin...if he was a thug.
ReplyDeleteOh Sue...I have to get off of your site. My stomach hurts from laughing. Obviously I am reading old posts:) How DO you think of these things?
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