Sunday, January 9, 2011

I Blame Facebook

I know I haven't blogged in a bajillion years and I'm trying to find something to blame it on like the lunar eclipse or MRSA or Obamacare... but the truth is...

I'm on Facebook every day. So every thought that should've gone here...has gone there.

My bad.

Therefore, in the tradition of Twitter Recap, I give you: Facebook Recap.

Just got back from my first Craigslist purchase. There's a certain satisfaction in not getting axed to death and thrown in a woodchipper.

February 20, 2013 at 4:51pm  ·  · 

"Magic Mike" should be in 3D.

January 13, 2013 at 3:51pm  ·  · 

Just heard my townhouse neighbors for the first time. Now referring to them as The Others.

February 13, 2013 at 4:51pm  ·  · 

It's annoying when your real life is not living up to your Pinterest life.

February 13, 2013 at 4:51pm  ·  · 

Review of "Dear John": With any other actor on the planet besides Channing Tatum, skip it. With Channing Tatum, riveting.

February 13, 2010 at 4:51pm  ·  · 

Found out this morning that my 9 y.o daughter was up til midnight, in a cardboard box, on a laptop, whitening celebrities' teeth with photo software. I will say that Daniel Radcliff looks infinitely better.

April 9, 2010 at 9:38am  ·  · 

Why I love the new VH1 dating show "What Chilli Wants": Requirements: tall, handsome, great body, no more than 2 babymamas.

April 12, 2010 at 1:02pm  ·  · 

 I need a 'dislike" button for the fact that they replaced the "become a fan" button" with a "like" button. Also - I need a button to become a fan of everything I just said.

April 21, 2010 at 6:56pm  ·  · 

Drank a beer today for the first time since I was 15. With pizza. While bowling. WTF.

June 10, 2010 at 9:33pm  ·  · 

My review of "Inception": Um....what?

July 31, 2010 at 11:57pm  ·  · 

really? we have to have the game on in the family room AND the kitchen? It's not like it's the TrueBlood Season Finale....which starts in 3 hours, 2 minutes and 24 seconds.

September 12, 2010 at 5:58pm  ·  · 

Potato chips and wine: It's what's for dinner.

December 7, 2010 at 5:47pm  ·  · 

 I don't know which is worse: the Santa talk or the Sex talk. Both equally horrifying.

December 12, 2010 at 10:20am  ·  · 

Number of minutes spent shopping at Borders: 65
Number of items carried around: 11
Number of minutes spent in line: 15
Number of credit cards in wallet: 0

December 20, 2010 at 3:44pm  ·  · 

 Ummmm... Santa is so efficient Santa has forgotten where he hid the presents. Really, don't leave me in charge of this stuff.

December 21, 2010 at 10:51am  ·  · 

If my true love gave me the 12 Days of Christmas gifts, I'd be all: "Why all the birds?"

December 25, 2010 at 3:20pm  ·  · 

Thinkin I'm gonna live 2011 off the grid.

January 2 at 8:03pm  ·  · 

Another Great Moment in Parenting....blasted the original version of Cee lo's "F*ck You' in the kitchen last night. "Forget You" just doesn't cut it.

January 4 at 1:42pm  ·  · 

Facebook: Where the crap goes that's not long enough to make a blog post.


Unknown said...

I LOVE your recap!!! I need to friend you on FB so I can follow along all year!

Loveable Loser said...

Nice to have you back on the blogg...missed the Friday Happy hour smile...January blahs.

Did BG enroll at CU?

By the way I call BS on 15 for a beer. You can also have beer and Pizza while curling.

Anonymous said...

Reading this on the commuter bus on the way home. People keep glaring at me for giggling. Cause, you know, the commuter bus has to be SO serious. Sent you a FB friend request!

Sue Wilkey said...

@Lovable Loser..if you did know me at Cornell you'd know I NEVER drank beer. Vodka, Kahlua, cheap wine...never beer.

FWP said...

Yay for a facebook recap. That site is sucking away most of the best years of my life :)

Lisa-licious said...

I hate FB, as you know, so please continue these re-caps...this way I can read all the hysterical quips I missed! Also, isn't there any way you can fly out for my birthday?! Tom will get your you!!!

Unknown said...

Nice read,thanks for shared.

Mel Spillman artwork said...

I deactivated my FB yesterday because I was becoming addicted to it, I feel so free! Love your blog :)

Lazarus said...

Just discovered your blog, you're like the female Steven Wright (and I love his humor.) Thanks for the laughs, I'm signing up to follow. But not like when you go to the grocery store and stuff, just on your blog. I'm not that weird...

Seriously, great posts!

Loveable Loser said...

Just in Time for Valentines

Ok, I am bored or boring...I voted twice

Loveable Loser said...

Oh and by the way

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sstahlberg said...

SLACKERRRRRRRRRRR! Just thought you might need a swift kick in the ass to get you to write another post soon. You're welcome.

3 Peanuts said...

Oh these are funny!!!! I need to friend you!

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