OK I'll admit it: I *heart* Facebook.
"Like" button. Like, like, like. Poke. Comment. Add friend. Accept friend request. Suggest friends. Chat. Comment some more.
It is the awesomest time-suck ever. (spell check is telling me "awesomest" is not a word. It has no problem, apparently, with 'time-suck". )
Where was I. Oh yeah- one of my absolute favorite things to do on Facebook is "become a fan of" pages.
You can become a fan of pages like "Support Same Sex Marriage" or other important crap, but you can also join groups like:
"I Don't Remember Getting This Bruise"
"Thinking If U Raise Your Cell Phone 6 Inches In the Air U Will Get Service"
"I Re-do High Fives If They Weren't Good Enough the First Time"
"I Say Dude Right Before I Say Something Moderately Important"
and
"Anne Frank Would Be So Pissed If She Knew Everyone Read Her Diary"
All of which I am a member.
So anyway. I joined this group yesterday called "Things I'm Embarrassed to Admit I Like".
And I am going to give you my answers....but I want YOU guys to put an answer in the comments as well. K? Isn't this fun? We can all be douchey together. (spellcheck says no.)
Ok. THINGS I'M EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT I LIKE:
Disco
Sportacus from LazyTown
clogs
Rock of Love, Daisy of Love, For the Love of Ray j, Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Real Chance of Love, Tough Love
Abba
Spongebob
rollerskating
Flintstones vitamins
the macarena
Wham
Milli Vanilli
Drake Bell
Pop Rocks
Yanni (he's soothing, you guys)
The Jo Bros' TV show
Zima
Ok, let's hear it......
reruns of Saved By The Bell
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Taylor Lautner *drool*
Rock of Love, Daisy of Love, Tough Love, and Celeb Apprentice because Bret is on it ;)
Hot, younger men
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Liver
Mustard Greens
House Hunters (HGTV)
OMG I LOVE Drake Bell! And the Drake and Josh tv show.
ReplyDeleteUm, also Vampire Diaries (the tv show not the books)
Wizards of Waverly Place and iCarly
Perez Hilton
American cheese with mayo on white bread sandwiches
And so much more I can't spill here.
Reruns of What not to Wear
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Food TV and cookbooks while I absolutely LOATHE cooking.
I think I'll stop embarrassing myself now and go check out that facebook group.
Not a single thing, I am WAY beyond cool
ReplyDeleteSportacus is *totally* hot...especially outside of that goofy costume. I'd let him encourage me to exercise, no problem :-)
ReplyDeleteOk I'm with ya on all those EXCEPT Yanni. Really? lol. Can you believe I actually would order a Zima at the bar. I have no shame.
ReplyDeleteTo add a few: Britney Spears, Cheetah Girls, My Life as Liz
Dog the Bounty Hunter
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Home Shopping Network
Vaseline (not for THAT!)
washing dishes by hand
Bad Girls Club, Jerseylicious, 16 and Pregnant and the worst - The Secret Life of the American Teenager (let's face it there are no secrets w/ teens and facebook these days and I am not even near a teenager!)
ReplyDeleteOMG I love Sportacus, clogs and Wham too! I also used to have dreams about Anthony from the Wiggles, back when he was on my TV every morning. And I love the People’s Court. I keep hoping for asshole neighbors so I can sue them and go on her show.
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ReplyDeleteBig Brother (OMG love reality smut!)
The Hills
Raw cookie dough
Operation Repo (OMG, Sonia's fashion sense rocks!!)
and Food Network...I could watch it 24-7...sad, I know.
reruns of Bev Hills 90210
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Season 5,000 of Real World Challenges!
Lifetime MOVIES...pretty much,all of them:)
-Ha, great post by the way!!!
NYC Prep
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I could go with the crowd and say I'm embarassed that I like (love) Robert Pattinson, but I'm totally not ashamed:)
tie dye
The Wham Rap (give a Wham, give a bam, but don't give a damn!)
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ReplyDeleteLoved, loved, loved Rock of Love
Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Twilight, Harry Potter
ReplyDeletePork rinds (OMG they're delicious)(STFU - they ARE)(don't judge)
ReplyDeleteThe Bee Gees and Neil Diamond
That disgusting magic shell stuff you put on ice cream.
I'm sure there's a LOT more I can't think of on the spot like this.....
OK....I'll post something once I stop laughing with tears in my eyes!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI also heart Facebook, but really think there should be a "dislike" or "bitchslap" option too! :)
ReplyDeleteMy list?
Little House on the Prairie
Bret Michaels
Lady Gaga
Stevie Nicks clothing
Food Network. All day.
Ghost Hunters
Bret Michaels to win The Apprentice!
ReplyDeleteI am so doing this on my blog now!
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ABBA
ReplyDeleteSnapped marathons on the Oxygen channel.
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
I think everybody covered all of my things already, but my favorite Facebook fan group is, "No, no I don't want you to straighten my hair in the middle of the mall with a used straightener."
ReplyDeleteAre you an apps girl? I'm a Farmvillian and Cafe World owner. :)
ReplyDeleteI am a new follower! Heard you were hilarious from life, love and someday a baby carriage. Can't wait to read more!
ReplyDeletethings to be embarrassed about is really relative however, these are a few of my (lame-ish) favorite things!
ReplyDeleterock of love, sober house, keeping up w/the kardashians, shear genius, real housewives, melrose, 90210
harry potter (love him, want to adopt him and be a wizard too)
there's got to be more, but i'm stumped, guess i'm too cool! ha ha
Millionaire Matchmaker.
ReplyDeleteThere. I said it.
Gangster rap
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Hoarders
Astronomy Shows
Ghost Shows
Justin Bieber (GASP)
The Vampire Diaries
Cheesy, loud, dance music
Lady Gaga
Bad Girls Club
Jerseylicious
Frank's Basement Affair
The Real World and all the Challenges on MTV
The Kendra show (the former Playmate)
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Clean House and Hoarders (because it makes me feel so good about myself)
Major Bedhead (the clown guy on Big Comfy Couch - mostly like his name)
That I will cry everytime I sing or listen to:
Star Spangled Banner
Amazing Grace
Beethoven
Mozart
That I can't eat brown rice because it looks too much like a bunch of maggots in a bowl.
Drum Corps
--Tutus
ReplyDelete--Tiaras (I really wish I could wear one every single day!)
--Ghost Hunters
--Millionaire Matchmaker
--cotton candy
--Corn Pops
--freeze dried marshmallows
--Vampire Academy series
--Dove soap
--Melagel
--Meatloaf (the singer)
DWTS
ReplyDeleteOMG. Zima??? I loved that shit in college.
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Taye Diggs
Keeping up with the Kardashians...trashy I know;)
Tori and Dean
ReplyDeleteMini bottles of Asti Spumante
"Bring it on" the movie
Three's Company reruns -- I have most of them memorized line for line
US Weekly magazine -- I read it in the mornings as I curl my hair
Perez Hilton
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Regis & Kelly
giggle...
ReplyDeleteoh totally Wham!
and all those A&E and TLC shows about addicts and hoarders
Wham yes ma'am :)
ReplyDeleteIf you're not my friend on FB I'm gonna cry,,,*Kathy Brakhage*,,,just sayin'
And they totally stole the become a fan thing just the other day and changed it all to LIKE but I would drool over you more than I already do if you decided to like MY page :)
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Eat-Food-NOT-Money-Cookbook/333347826290
I just joined a group called "Intelligent, classy, well-educated women who say "F*ck" a lot" Just sharing. Anyway...here goes:
ReplyDeleteAce of Cakes.
Dropping peeled scabs into the Hydrogen Peroxide cap. (Gross, I know)
Bad Girls Club
Mickey Rourke
Bagels with scallion cream cheese and 4 strips of bacon.
The smell of new leather Michael Kors sandals.
Ghosthunters.
ReplyDeleteCake decorating competition shows on Food Network.
And, I eat a flintstones vitamin every day.
Ummmmm, this one is bad.....
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But also:
Peanut Butter, Cheddar and Pickle Sandwiches
OMG: Sportacus is a hottie. Okay, here goes:
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Thousand Island salad dressing
Muppet movies
Baths instead of showers
Super Why
Reruns of Home Improvement
The smell of horses (everyone always says gross...but it's not the poop or anything, just their general "horse-ness")
when i was in elementary school i thought everyone ate peas in milk. until one day my mom packed it in my soup thermos and i got laughed out of the cafeteria by pee-pants paul AND boy-cut Rachael.
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It doesn't taste bad. It's like cereal. But with peas instead of flakes.
I totally hole up in my house with DVR'd episodes of:
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Project Runway
Housewives of NY, NJ
Shear Genius
Grey's
Private Practice
The list goes on, and on
I am also a Sookie Stackhouse fanatic, Harry Potter, OMG LOVE THEM! (books and movies)
Have I gone too far?!
16 and pregnant on mtv
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.... enya
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ReplyDeleteI just remembered one... and it's bad.. really bad.
ReplyDeleteJames Carville - I find him sexy as hell... not because of his looks but his intelligence and sarcastic wit.
and maybe the guy that played Holling Vencoeur (sp?) on Northern Exposure many years ago...
Or I could just have a thing for old guys.
The list is way too long, so I did my own post. Thanks for the inspiration! And I totally linked back to you.
ReplyDeleteBTW, Sportacus...totally HOT!
Hey Abba is too cool to be ashamed of :]
ReplyDeletewell, i'll try my best..
Abba (Dang!)
The O.C.
The Hills
Helen Mirren...oh crap it's gonna get worse. Yea, i'm in denial hahahaha..
I really enjoyed reading this :]
Hannah Montana
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and
Gossip Girl
*the shame!*
OMG!!!! I was JUST TALKING TODAY about my Sportacus crush from Lazy Town! LOL!
ReplyDeleteSugar Sugar, but if you try to make me admit it in person I will deny it with both hands
ReplyDeleteI love sportacus too. He's from Iceland, what's not to love? Not that I've googled him or anything.
ReplyDeleteI like Cheeze Whiz in my Jack Daniels. It makes the drink a meal!
ReplyDeleteOH! And I can't forget... Cops! (The TV Show)
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Wizards of Waverly Place
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sargeant Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band
Flannel Pj
Jeans with holes
ummm, so what's wrong w/ liking those things? I'm in Love w/ You Girl Rocked big time!! I don't see the problem!! ;) Great post! Xoxo LA
ReplyDeleteY'all what about the hairbands?
ReplyDeleteDef leppard
Bon Jovi
Poison
and of course...
Kid Rock!
Drake Bell *sigh* He made me sympathetic to the plight of the cougar.
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Jerseylicious
My comfy mom jeans and tennies
Margaritas on Friday, church on Sunday
Teen lit
Taking the tops off of 2 double-stuff Oreos and making a quadruple-stuff Oreo.
Wait - something's embarrassing about the macarena? WTH?
Okay...fine..here we go...
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The JoBros Show (I watch it without my 4 kids...and laugh)
The smell of clorox in the laundry...even though evrything falls apart afterwards
Guys who are full of themselves on a ski slope
mowing the yard
annnnnnnnnddddd.........
cleaning out the family van
Any kind of gummy candy as long as it is stale
ReplyDeleteMovies: Overboard, Urban Cowboy
Wannabe by the Spice Girls
Celebrity Fit Club, Celebrity Rehab
Cussing at people from inside my car
And I'm not embarrassed to say that I'm
going to the "ABBA" show in Chicago this summer. Gimme Gimme Gimme!
"That's what she said" jokes
ReplyDeleteOh alright....
ReplyDeleteteen lit and children's lit
cheerleading competitions on ESPN
Man Law commercials
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (let's face it there are no secrets w/ teens and facebook these days and I am not even near a teenager!)
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LOVE the macarena
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flat Coke
Days of Our Lives
Ryan Seacrest
coupons!
I like everything on your like list except the Jo Bros show. I will always love me some Spongebob.
ReplyDeleteMerci pour cet article intéressant. Ca m'a beaucoup aidé.
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