Monday, February 8, 2010

Oh HELL No.





















No, no, no, no.


No.


Bristol Palin's babydaddy. Nekkid.


Good God in heaven where do I begin.


OK how about here:



















David Hasslehoff bouffant? Check.

Pasty-pimply butt area? Check.

Man-pooch? Check.


Bow chica wow wow....

Get in line, ladies....and don't forget the condoms.
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23 comments:

  1. Bad ChristyFebruary 8, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    I'm hoping like hell it's embarrassing to Sarah.

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  2. PaperCourtFebruary 8, 2010 at 11:49 PM

    Thanks for the laugh...

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  3. Jayne NeverowFebruary 8, 2010 at 11:54 PM

    That uh...3' O Clock shadow gives it just a touch of class.

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  4. HarnaFebruary 9, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    Why would Playgirl think anybody would want to see that little boy naked? I mean, I'm into DILFs and all, but first they must actually be a DILF and second of all, they must be old enough to buy me a cocktail.

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  5. Steam Me Up, KidFebruary 9, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    ACK! I think my vagina just dried up.

    Jesus. Did they run out of spray tan before they got to his sides?

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  6. BrenFebruary 9, 2010 at 7:29 AM

    That was NOT something I needed to see right away this morning. Ugh!

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  7. StephanieFebruary 9, 2010 at 8:36 AM

    the underwear line is sooo attractive

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  8. Gettysburg MomFebruary 9, 2010 at 10:00 AM

    I'm laughing at Harna's "they must be old enough to buy me a cocktail."

    Ewwwwwwwwwwww. I'm off to shower my eyeballs repeatedly.

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  9. Nuke GirlFebruary 9, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    Ewwwwwwww... God, I think I'm blind now.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    Oh my god. No, No, No...

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  11. ChristinaFebruary 9, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    So so funny!!! He is so gross!!!! Just found your blog - love it!

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  12. Ann HarrisonFebruary 9, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    Fair warning next time. (I just had my breakfast *urp*)

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  13. kate sweetenFebruary 9, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    Uhh...if that guys' pasty-ass and man-pooch get to be in Playgirl, then I should get to be a freaking Playmate. Hugh, sign me up!!

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  14. jennFebruary 9, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    AHH! AHH! My eyes! I'm blind!

    Some things you just can't unsee, you know?

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  15. Working MommyFebruary 9, 2010 at 6:52 PM

    Eeeeewwww!!! That is just gross!!

    ~WM

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  16. UnknownFebruary 9, 2010 at 8:26 PM

    Eww! My Eyes! Oh yuck!

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  17. Henley on the HornFebruary 9, 2010 at 10:03 PM

    You make me laugh. Every time. Steam me up, Kid is not bad either on her comment! Hilarious

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  18. AshleyFebruary 9, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    Thank you so much for posting! I have been waiting to see this ever since the news broke he was posing. EW, what an unflattering picture. Do you think they did that on purpose!? ugh.

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  19. UnknownFebruary 10, 2010 at 4:13 AM

    Eeeewww ... so Nastay!!!

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  20. Piece o' Coconut CakeFebruary 10, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    Although, I LOVE the "going rogue" headliner!

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  21. AmyFebruary 11, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    I think you must post a new Rob photo or even Channing Tatum photo to get the ewwww outta our eyes!

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    Wow. Suddenly my husband is much more attractive to me. Thanks - we needed that. ;)

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  23. Mary@Holy MackerelFebruary 18, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    It's like his butt has diaper rash.

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