Friday, July 3, 2009

Can't Get No Respect

What if I said to you, "I just joined the Country Club and they're going to give me my own golf locker with a shiny nameplate."

Would your response be:
"HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"?

As it turns out, that IS the proper response.

Ladies' golf locker room:


My locker:




also:



Why you gotta do me like that, country club?
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36 comments:

  1. Dugout DaisyJuly 3, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    OH MY GOSH! For reals!

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  2. Loveable LoserJuly 3, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    Welcome to my world...Oh wait at least you are not next to the Toilet!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 3, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    Or cleaning them!

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  4. JenJuly 3, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    Wow, classy.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 3, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    HAHAAaa...Maybe it's a "trial" locker. You know, to make sure you fit into the Country Club first. Might make it a lot easier to kick you out.

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  6. CathieJuly 3, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    I am so sorry, did you pay the discounted joining fee to country club....wait maybe the saw the daffodil post and figured you wouldn't stick with the country club. That has to be the only reason.

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  7. JenniferJuly 3, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    LOL--You got served!

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  8. JillianJuly 3, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    Glad to see they have faith that you are there to stay. :)

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  9. SusanJuly 3, 2009 at 11:13 PM

    Soooooo funny.... is that real? And is the name plate on there with the tape in case you change your mind?

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  10. Shieldmaiden96July 3, 2009 at 11:15 PM

    Is that like the Probie locker? Do you have to get 'jumped in' by a bunch of ladies in pink plaid shorts and then you get a locker in the row?

    Can you plaster the inside of the door with pictures of Edward?

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  11. Halala MamaJuly 3, 2009 at 11:16 PM

    When I saw the tape, I thought too that maybe you were on probation. ;)

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  12. Sue WilkeyJuly 3, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    Shieldmaiden: I totally plan on putting up Rob pictures on the inside - great minds think alike ;)

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  13. feefifotoJuly 3, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    Maybe it's like the supreme court, where the newest member has to fetch sandwiches and coffee for everyone else. Maybe you'll be promoted to the vicinity of the utility closet when someone else joins.

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  14. Swirl GirlJuly 4, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    does your golf bag contain a toilet brush and windex???

    sorry for LOLling...

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  15. CathieJuly 4, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    Oh Sue Rob's voice is never coming down off my blog! It would be like the cardinal sin to remove. It is all I play on my ipod. The same 7 songs over and over and over.

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  16. .jimaie.marie.July 4, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    baaaaaaaaahahah!!! That's horrible!! :D

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  17. sstahlbergJuly 4, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Maybe you should let administration know about your Blog. And then add the name of the Country Club to this post to let them know you really mean business. I'm sure you would have the shiniest locker in the best spot next time you go in.

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  18. justmeJuly 4, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    scotch tape NOT even duck tape huh ?

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  19. Miss YvonneJuly 4, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Look at it this way...you don't have far to go to wash your hands.

    If I were you, I'd start stealing those paper towels immediately.

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  20. Beth CotellJuly 4, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    Hee hee! Apparently they read your blog!

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  21. Piece o' Coconut CakeJuly 4, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Damn! I can't believe there's an uglier Ladies Locker room than my country club!

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  22. HaileyJuly 5, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    I would be pissed!
    Haha! It is funny though!

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  23. BacktoBarnwellJuly 6, 2009 at 2:39 AM

    Looks like the V.I.P. Section to me! ...at least all you have to do is turn around and there sits the vanity and sinks...no heavy lugging your toiletries and clothes across the room.

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  24. KeyonaJuly 6, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    GHETTO! Gotta love it!

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  25. AnonymousJuly 6, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    HHS,

    Ever heard of a Facebook group called "Moms-who-sometimes-need-to-go-out-with-girlfriends-&-drink Secret Society"

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  26. Eyeglasses & EndzonesJuly 6, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    That is Hi-LARIOUS!!!! Man, why are you not with the rest of the population? Did your golf shoes smell that bad? LOL

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  27. AnonymousJuly 7, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    Ummm...are you supposed to take pictures in a locker room or should I say Restroom?

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  28. MichelleJuly 7, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Maybe you have to "earn" your spot in the country club locker room. With some good behvior maybe they will move you away from the trash can!

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  29. AletaJuly 7, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    Awww, but it's a cute little locker... don't dis it!

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  30. LizJuly 7, 2009 at 11:18 PM

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. Elisa @ Globetrotting in HeelsJuly 8, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    Oh, wow. Kind of rude, no? Like they are checking to see if you are a good fit for the club and they don't want to waste two good screws to fix your name plate properly. Snobs.

    If you are a good fit however, they will give you a new locker right next to the vending machine, which is really the premiere locker space.

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  32. MerrieJuly 8, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    I like So Not Mom-a-licious' comment. They're just giving you the once over first. "If she can make it past the garbage can, she's a keeper."

    I gave a shout out to your blog in mine yesterday. I just had to.

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  33. Stephanie Meade GreshamJuly 9, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    This is just hilarious.

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  34. Mama2hreJuly 10, 2009 at 1:26 AM

    I'm assuming there is a mirror above that sink. They obviously wanted you to have a more "at home feel". That's why they put all those other women "over there" away from the usefull sink and mirror.

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  35. Life, Love And LolaJuly 10, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    LMAO!

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  36. LeighJuly 27, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    You realize it's because they know about BG, don't you? They obviously think he's the wrong element for their club. You hang him from putter cover, don't you?

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