Thursday, April 16, 2009

Haters!












My goodness.

Got a comment today from "Anonymous" on 'The Slaughter of Joe Jonas' post. Which, BTW, was back in January.




Anonymous said...

I dont get da joke.....?? u know wat joe and edward r f'kn hor yr just another hater!!!  U know wat go get a freakin life nd da pl dat think its funny.......... 

APRIL 16, 2009 1:58 PM 
OK.  What I THINK that says is:
"I don't get the joke. You know what? Joe and Edward are f%*kin' hot - you're just another hater!! You know what? Go get a freakin' life and the people that think it's funny."  (that's you guys)

Dear Anonymous,

  Settle down. You know what?  I'm going to guess that this is your first time here.   

If you would kindly go back and read the archives you would come to see that we are, in fact, sisters in our love for Joe and Edward and their f%*kin' hotness. Ask "da pl dat think its funny"- they'll tell you.

I can understand your outrage at seeing a photo of Flat Joe's head ripped to bits then Flat Edward's sub-par cranium size.......but I assure you it was not my doing.

OK the pea head was, but only because my depth perception at Kinko's was off. I regret it to this day. 

Please. Can't we all just get along?

-HHS
at

38 comments:

  1. Dugout DaisyApril 16, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    Anon needs ta do a lil more reedin nd lrn to git da joke!
    nd needs to git a freakin lyfe 4 havin lft a comment n a 3 monf ol' post!
    take dat!

    ;)

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  2. StephanieApril 16, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    Hr spln sux.

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  3. JenApril 16, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    I am so lame b/c I could not read what he/she wrote. Thanks for the translation. ;)

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  4. SarahApril 16, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    NO WAY!! I can't comment, I am laughing so hard...you can't make this stuff up!

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  5. roy/elisabeth deanApril 16, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    I HAVE a f*&K$N life....it just involves reading your blog (as it's posted btw, not mnths later.
    I remember the post, I thought it was hilarious THEN, but it's even funnier NOW!
    Anonymous....everybody plays nice in the sandbox in blogland~
    ♥,Lilly

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  6. SusanApril 16, 2009 at 9:10 PM

    Wow.... they just don't know you do they.... I think anonymous needs some Chardonnay or mojito... what cha think????

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  7. Lisa-liciousApril 16, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    I, too, am most appreciative of your translation. Did your tween assist?

    As you said, if the comment came from a real fan, they would have known that you are not a "hater" of Joe and Edward, but if it were possible, a "dater", or even "mater".

    Funny post, in any case!

    L8r, Blgr Idl. (I just made
    that up...)

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  8. jill jill bo billApril 16, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    It ruins my day when stupid people voice their hatred of me.

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  9. GinaApril 16, 2009 at 9:41 PM

    I am just impressed that you could read that. I gave up two "words" in.

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  10. SweetPeaSurryApril 16, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    that playah haytah Anon has been stopping by my blog as of late. Although he hasn't been NEARLY as politically correct.

    I still am one of 'ds dt tnk it's funnay'

    blessings!

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  11. kristiApril 16, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    tru dat!

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  12. Miss YvonneApril 16, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    Oh dear...that is the most impressive slaughtering of the English language I've ever seen.

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  13. BrittanyApril 16, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    OMG. How did you even desipher that!? Did you have a 13 yr old translate?

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  14. Mommy, That's My Name, Don't Wear It OutApril 16, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    I would have never been able to figure that one out. Good work!

    On another note- Wow.

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  15. JenApril 16, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    We should have listened to Whitney Houston when she told us that the children are our future. We clearly did not teach them well. Yikes!!

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  16. AshApril 16, 2009 at 11:11 PM

    My head hurts.

    Isn't Spring Break over yet? Obviously, this one needs to get back to English class. As fast as possible.

    Curse you, texting mutants!

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  17. AiringMyLaundryApril 17, 2009 at 12:31 AM

    LOL

    I don't know how people can type like that. To me it takes me work to be all i neds to gt a lyfes!

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  18. CathyApril 17, 2009 at 1:32 AM

    Where did Mr. Gangstaaaa come from? That's crazy.

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  19. Laila PApril 17, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    Anyone get the feeling that comment was written by a teenager?

    Haha. It was funny anyway :)

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  20. DeniseApril 17, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    LMAO I got all of it until I got to "hor". Thanks for the help. My teen was already gone to school or I would have asked for help LOL

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  21. Stephanie Meade GreshamApril 17, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    I thought maybe I was not cool enough to read that at first. And then I realized this hater just needs a new keyboard.
    And to follow your blog more devoutly.
    Like all of us pl.

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  22. LindyApril 17, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    I had to move my hips and wave my arm around just to read that. Not cool.

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  23. AnonymousApril 17, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Huh, sounds like Anon has some issues.

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  24. foxyApril 17, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    I'm guessing BG helped you translate?

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  25. AnonymousApril 17, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    I think the most amusing part is that that person took the time to send a comment to you about an old post. Which means they read at least that old post....even if they didn't read anything else.

    I love people that waste their time like that. :D

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  26. Southern GalApril 17, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    I wish I could get a hateful, unintelligible commenter! A girl can dream right?

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  27. NoraApril 17, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    I'm a little scared that I understood everything "Anonymous" wrote, but it wasn't me. Where do people get the audacity????

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  28. CathyApril 17, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    I'm really disturbed that I was able to read that without the translation...

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  29. Stereos and SoufflesApril 17, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    What the? Must be the head of their fan clubs, scary thought.

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  30. Type A DebApril 17, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    OMG - 1001!!! You can now open the "gift" I sent to you to commemorate this monumental event. Congrats!

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  31. DGBApril 17, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Ah the kids and their lack of consonants and their love of the Brothers Jonas and their lack of irony.

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  32. Bad ChristyApril 17, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    Okay, I thought she/he (most likely the poor anon. is female) called you a f'kn hor (as in bar hor). But then I tend to assume the illiterate have a f'kn chip on their shoulder and read negative into everything.

    They are fun to mess with though.

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  33. Loveable LoserApril 17, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Sue,

    Your Blog is always a great place to get a smile and an occasional tear.

    To heck with pirates and the economy.

    This has been all over the news. Susan Boyle, lives in Scotland in the house she grew up in. 47 years old, a cat as her only companion...but what a spirit!
    Crowd and Judges expecting her to fail as so many before her...waiting to laugh at her. I dream a dream...

    Blew everyone away. For all the Loveable Losers out there. WIN SUSAN BOYLE, WIN!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

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  34. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 1:31 AM

    I think they forgot to edit..Ya that's it.
    LOL

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  35. ciaraApril 19, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    least someone could translate that gibberish :-/ i'm sorry, but i'm adding zac efron and jordan knight from nkotb on my hotness list. i can't.help.it. they are sexy mofos! haha

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  36. BacktoBarnwellApril 20, 2009 at 12:52 AM

    needs a Mojito. Or a firefly.

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  37. Jen ShultsApril 21, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    wow, that was a much needed chuckle for the day. who comments like that?

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  38. Anti-SupermomApril 22, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    Hilarious. Youe fluent in a second language. I'd be adding that to your resume. :)

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