Joe: Dudes. We are totally getting bitch-slapped by 'Twilight'.
Nick: I know - What the hell?
Kevin: They don't even wear scarves. Or ties. Or scarves with ties.
Joe: Our poster sales are down, CD sales are down, "Joe" T-shirts, "Nick" T-shirts....
Kevin: I never had a T-shirt.
Joe: It's friggin' Pattinson, man, he's taken all our fans.
Nick: DAMN it.
Kevin: Actually, there's more cute guys besides him.
Joe: Shut up, Kevin.
Kevin: I'm just saying...
Joe: you know what this means, right?
Nick: Write better songs?
Kevin: More Accessories, bolder colors.
Joe: No, you idiots. Lose the purity rings. This ship is goin' down. Somebody get me Lindsay Lohan's phone number.
Is it bad that I think they are so hot...and I am 24?
ReplyDeleteThat I bought the Rolling Stone that they were on the cover of SOLELY because they were on the cover?
Mr. Newlywed looks just like Kevin Jonas. Coincidence? I think not.
Too funny... and love that the only way they can stay "hot" is to loose it with someone like Lindsay.... yep, stay in the tabloids and stay on top.... they could just call Britney- since she's on her way to a comeback.....
ReplyDeleteIt is true the males of the Twilight cast are pretty freakin' good looking.
ReplyDeleteNow maybe the Jonas Brothers should have auditioned for Twilight. Everyone knows that if you want to stay in "the biz" you need to be a crossover and act as well as sing...
you know it's bad whenever Lohan's name is involved. lol!
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't SNL hiring you? Seriously! You are so funny! I totally needed that laugh today--thanks!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Nick and Joe--my girls still love ya (sorry Kevin)
ReplyDeleteomfreakin goodness! damn right they need to lose the purity rings! lmao @ needing brighter colors & scarves. i'm just thinking joe needs to go topless and stop teasing w his damn tight see-thru tees and tank tops. then maybe, just maybe, i won't keep eyeballin' rob so much.
ReplyDelete@mrs. newlywed. joe is bleepin hot w kevin grasping joe's flimsy tee. oh yes indeedy.
ReplyDeletep.s. kevin & joe...aft the shirt going off to reveal a tank and kevin just looking all sexy (least that's what i'm told) at the concert, my girls have fallen back in love with you, but you must keep it up cos rob still has a hold. as does carlisle and jacob.
Too funny! I've never been a Jonas lover, but I fill very differently about the HOT twilight guys!!
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! Poor Kevin. He gets no love. Mmmmm look at those Twilight men. Yummy.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine the traffic spike you get with posts about Jonas Brothers AND Twilight. Although, you might want to consider dropping Jonas from the title and leading with Twilight. Because, as you said, that boat's sinking...
ReplyDeleteScarves with ties, you silly girl...
Yeah...you don't see my Twilight boys wearing any lame purity rings! That's what I want some hot vampire looooooove.
ReplyDeleteOoo, that was kinda low. Even for you.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I love the whole scarves and ties thing...and I do think they are hot even though I am too old to have such thoughts about young boys...
ReplyDeleteOMG, that picture of Edward...ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME????!!! That almost doesn't seem real.
ReplyDeleteI think I just drooled all over my laptop.
Even though I am scared of vampires, I have to admit that picture of Edward is a little tempting....without all of his white, mime face paint and the fangs of course..
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO other than that, I got nothin LOL
ReplyDeleteMy daughter and I were in claire's last night. It was rather comical that there was tons of Jonas Brother stuff there...on SALE. Not much Twilight stuff. Hmmm, perhaps you have something here.
ReplyDeleteOne girl said she stopped liking them after the Taylor Swift and Miley break-ups. Something aut not knowing how to treat a woman. How funny! She was about 10!
Well, Sue...you are know exactly how 9-12 year old girls feel.
What ever am I missing here? I just can't jump on the 'Jonas Bros are Hotw' bandwagon. I rock their music....but that's it.
ReplyDeleteI love these conversations!
ReplyDeleteOh poor Jonas bros.
ReplyDeleteBut HELLO Rob!
Did you hear they're trying to replace Taylor as Jacob? They can't leave well enough alone.
P.S. You can but a life-size standup poster of Rob er Edward. I'm just trying to determine where I'll put mine. LOL
I think they should listen to Kevin. "More accessories, bolder colors."
ReplyDeleteDude's got a point.
Agreed. They need to be seen leaving Villa with their hair kinda messy and Lohan throwing up on the sidewalk. They'd go up a few notches in my book.
ReplyDeleteI realize I might get slammed uncontrollably for saying this, but I'm not a Twilight fanatic, just not my genre. But this was HILARIOUS!!!! And I can TOTALLY see this going down that way!!
ReplyDeleteOnly thing I can't get is what is up with Pattinson's hair?!?! I recorded his appearance on Ellen and stuck it up on youtube and couldn't get over his "I just woke up and rolled out of bed" look. I just wanted to escort him to the nearest hairdresser!!! Ugh!
Sadly, they will go the way of Bobby Sherman - once their voices actually change.
ReplyDeleteLindsey Lohan??? What about Happy Hour Sue?
ReplyDeleteLol. Love the conversation - you'd never think men would try to be model perfect, eh?
ReplyDeleteThis cougar is having some MAY-JAH hot flashes now. Whoa. Look at the hotties! Can I say that word? Too old? Yeah.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you. Another near 40-something drooling over Edward, er...I mean, Rob Pattinson.
ReplyDeleteSat down with my ipod blasting twilight soundtrack to check in on happy hour sue... yup. I am that sad, and she is that frickin hysterical. I love that I am not the only 30-something obsessed with a fictional character!
ReplyDeleteYummy...
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long those rings will last. Kind of like when Britany kept plugging her virginity story. Riiiight!
That is too freaking hilarious! Better yet.. have them call Paris Hilton.. they'll be skank-tified in no time.
ReplyDeleteI will take the Brothers Jonas over Pattinson anyday.
ReplyDeleteThose boys may also want ot visit some type of professional eyebrow artist 'cuz they look like they have catapillars over their eyes!
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
Sue, you can totally handle them all...I mean there are 7 days in a week for gosh sake...
ReplyDeleteNope, I think they are of age lol!
ReplyDeleteBrighter bolder colors. Luv it.
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog and I have to say that I love it.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the heck is wrong with me that I'm 35-freakin'-years-old and I'm infatuated with one Robert Pattinson, a.k.a Edward Cullen. Am I sick, or twisted, or demented, or what? I read that Mr. Pattinson thinks Tina Fey is incredibly sexy. She's older than me, so maybe there's hope! ;)
ReplyDeleteI am about to piss my pants. You are too funny.
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