Thursday, November 6, 2008

My First Day As President

Here's pretty much how my first day as President of the United States would go.

8:00am Swivel around in swivel chair.
8:15am Take a stroll on the East lawn with the First Dog. Photo op.
8:35am Place phone call.
       White House Operator: Yes, Madam president?
       Me: This is The President.
       White House Operator: Yes, Ma'am..
       Me: I just wanted to say that.

8:40am Get on Twitter.

HappyHourSue  OMG. I'm sitting at my desk.
McMommyBlog  What's in the drawers?
HappyHourSue  Pens. A stapler. Stationery.
TheMomJen  I need Starbucks.
Lisalicious What have you done so far?
HappyHourSue The Bloggess wanted me to check into that Area 51 thing. They totally have aliens there. Don't repeat that.
McMommyBlog Don't worry.
BackToBarnwell  No problem.
Conspiracygrrl51 Our lips are sealed.
TheMomJen Do you get an intern?
HappyHourSue hold on, sending a TwitPic....




TheMomJen Nice.
HappyHourSue This red phone keeps lighting up. How annoying is that. BRB.
BacktoBarnwell It's Commissioner Gordon.
McMommyBlog or the Joker.
HappyHourSue Sorry - Kim Jong-"ill" again. What'd I miss?
Lisalicious Jen is making stew tonight.
HappyHourSue uh-oh GTG, tweeps - Intern Meeting in 5 mins.
Lisalicious How many interns do you have?
HappyHourSue One. ;D  
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70 comments:

  1. SusanNovember 6, 2008 at 6:32 PM

    THIS is the reason I love you so much and I'm not even feeling left out of the twitter conversation because I'd be at MY work in the health room... I have a defibrilator and know how to use it JUST IN CASE Joe actually became your intern!!!

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  2. Sue WilkeyNovember 6, 2008 at 6:36 PM

    Susan:
    You and Tena would be my White House nurses.

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  3. The Mom JenNovember 6, 2008 at 6:48 PM

    Making stew LOL....i don't think i've ever made stew! Am I the White House cook? OMG too funny, hot intern!

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  4. JenNovember 6, 2008 at 6:51 PM

    Is Sue having inappropriate meetings with her intern Joe? It all depend what the meaning of the word "is" is.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 7:19 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Damn your kids are lucky to have a mom like you.

    Is it true the space beneath the desk is roomy?

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  6. McMommyNovember 6, 2008 at 7:28 PM

    BWAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm HYSTERICAL over here!!!

    I must retweet this immediately.

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  7. McMommyNovember 6, 2008 at 7:36 PM

    Also, is Joe sitting in your lap???

    I knew it.

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  8. CraylNovember 6, 2008 at 7:45 PM

    SO funny. I am sure someone would get you that Starbucks too, maybe another intern...

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  9. Piece o' Coconut CakeNovember 6, 2008 at 7:52 PM

    See, if I had known you were interested in the job, I totally would have written your name in! I can see it now... Please write in the name of your candidate: Happy Hour Sue!

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  10. BexNovember 6, 2008 at 8:08 PM

    All hail...THIS is why you are da bomb! A hilarious post!!!

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  11. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 8:38 PM

    Um so is BG your Chief of Staff? 'Cause otherwise, if you left him out, I see a coup in your near future.

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  12. AracelyNovember 6, 2008 at 8:41 PM

    Looks like you took a page from the Clinton administration... Goodness I miss me some Bubba.

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  13. Lisa-liciousNovember 6, 2008 at 8:41 PM

    I though you would make JJ "Chief of STAFF" for sure! Great post...lovin' you, as always, and honored to be a part of one of your amazing blogs, my idol...

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  14. MandyNovember 6, 2008 at 8:44 PM

    So funny!! Where do you come up with this stuff?? :)

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  15. SusanNovember 6, 2008 at 8:44 PM

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  16. LipstickNovember 6, 2008 at 8:47 PM

    giggle, giggle. I want to have a cabinet position in the Happy Hour Administration. Let's see, maybe I can be in charge of the interns.

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  17. TerriNovember 6, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    I'll give you a massage every day at 11:00. Then I'll teach the interns how to massage you.

    I think that deserves about 150K a year.

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  18. ShannonNovember 6, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    fabulous! I think we've covered interns, BG and cabinet posts, but who is VP?!?! and fu*k Camp David, we're all hangin' out in the Virgin Islands, right?

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  19. RuensOnTheRunNovember 6, 2008 at 9:19 PM

    I'm glad you didn't find any left over cigars in the desk drawer.

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  20. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 9:21 PM

    i think i need twitter! im missing out!!

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  21. JenniNovember 6, 2008 at 9:30 PM

    You should run for office! I'd vote for you!

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  22. sassy stephanieNovember 6, 2008 at 9:42 PM

    Please post a pic of my boy BG in his new habitat. I wanna make sure the Dubya didn't sneak off with him.

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  23. Dennis and LeslieNovember 6, 2008 at 9:46 PM

    What time is happy hour in the White House? You crack me up, voted for you on Humor blog, good luck!

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  24. BrittanyNovember 6, 2008 at 9:50 PM

    Oh, Oh! Can I be press secretary!?!?! I love using the word "brief"ing and talking cryptically at wooden podiums.

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  25. Miss YvonneNovember 6, 2008 at 9:58 PM

    1pm: Hold press conference on the White House lawn. Start speech with "You down with OPJB? Yeah you know me!"

    p.s. OPJB = Other People's Jonas Brothers

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  26. AliNovember 6, 2008 at 10:01 PM

    Is that a blue dress you're wearing? Tee hee.

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  27. Swirl GirlNovember 6, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    so have you accepted chief of staff position yet?

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  28. UnknownNovember 6, 2008 at 10:39 PM

    That's awesome. I've never met Kim. Does she have a blog too ;)

    Why didn't you tell me you were on the ticket?

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  29. jaimeNovember 6, 2008 at 11:00 PM

    MUAHAHAHHAHAHA! you never fail to make everyone laugh! love it.

    but where BG be at yo?

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  30. PamNovember 6, 2008 at 11:18 PM

    awww shit, you have me cracking up over here. why does joe a little more like a commander-in-chief than you do? hehe hmmm that desk looks big enough for some intern debriefing.

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  31. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    ugh. i so want to be an advisor! is that what we are to you? because I would like to advise you of your next cocktails...

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  32. AllisonNovember 6, 2008 at 11:35 PM

    I foresee you and Joe out-Clintoning the Oval Office.

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  33. DebNovember 6, 2008 at 11:49 PM

    See? THAT's the way the presidency should be!

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  34. ShelleyNovember 7, 2008 at 12:29 AM

    I did notice that BG was missing from the new crib, yo.

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  35. jill jill bo billNovember 7, 2008 at 1:19 AM

    I KNEW I needed to get on twitter more!!!! Am I still your conscience?

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  36. A New YorkerNovember 7, 2008 at 7:54 AM

    Your first day is better than all HIS days will be for 4 years.

    Come by for my fiesta foto and Caption This contest where 275 entrecard credits are up for grabs.

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  37. Shieldmaiden96November 7, 2008 at 8:28 AM

    The desk is nice. I'd update the couches though. They don't look comfy for napping AT ALL.

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  38. Loveable LoserNovember 7, 2008 at 8:48 AM

    What really happened at Roswell?

    Who shot Kennedy?

    I would make sure that you are using a new swivel chair and wipe down the desk...throw out the carpet.

    Happy Hour in the Rose Garden!

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  39. JenNovember 7, 2008 at 8:50 AM

    Awesome, that is a great start to the day. Now have some one get you a coffee and a muffin your are President are you not.

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  40. jen aka mommayNovember 7, 2008 at 8:58 AM

    ha ha ha. That's funny!

    I see you'd be following in clinton's shoes?

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  41. MammaDuckyNovember 7, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    I want a swivel chair so I could swivel and swivel and...wait, this IS a swivel chair. Sweet. I guess I don't have to be President to get one.

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  42. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Will you let me into the white house? I totally want to go into the kitchen. I bet it's awesome.

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  43. Gettysburg MomNovember 7, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    I don't want a job in your new administration... someone might expect me to work. But I would love to swill some cocktails at the inaugural ball and sleep it off in the Lincoln bedroom!

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  44. Cassoulet CafeNovember 7, 2008 at 11:13 AM

    Very funny! :)

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  45. LorelaiNovember 7, 2008 at 11:24 AM

    OMG, thank you for making me laugh this morning! This was great.

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  46. Jenny, the BloggessNovember 7, 2008 at 11:39 AM

    "Jen is making stew tonight."

    I don't even know what this means but I can't stop laughing at the randomness of it.

    HappyHour Sue for President. Somebody get me a button.

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  47. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    I have something for you on my blog. :)

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  48. MerrieNovember 7, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    I have a blackberry now -- can I tweet from there? I should twitter, I just know it!

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  49. AletaNovember 7, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    Cute post! Thanks for the smiles.

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  50. Queenie JeannieNovember 7, 2008 at 12:48 PM

    Can I be your VP???

    Love your blog! Stop over to mine anytime.

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  51. Miss LisaNovember 7, 2008 at 1:19 PM

    What is going on with the intern--I declare a costly, long investigation ;)

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  52. Noob MommyNovember 7, 2008 at 2:23 PM

    Love it! I'd have to place some really random orders of food just cuz I'd have my own chef and kitchen FINALLY!

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  53. NetteNovember 7, 2008 at 2:51 PM

    H-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s!

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  54. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 2:56 PM

    Absolutely hysterical! You should pass a law - National Happy Hour!

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  55. Pink Velvet MommyNovember 7, 2008 at 3:00 PM

    thank you for making me laugh everyday, you are the start of my convo's most mornings with my BFF, so thanks for that.....no pressure.

    Have you told Joe about his new position?? or positions-LOL

    funny stuff

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  56. PaigeNovember 7, 2008 at 4:41 PM

    This post just got you on my blog roll

    Next to being president, I know it is not much, but you are less likely to be assassinated this way

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  57. UnknownNovember 7, 2008 at 6:11 PM

    since your prez now can we have a Georgie day?

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  58. RachelNovember 7, 2008 at 10:06 PM

    One intern!!!!! You are the bestest blogger eva!

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  59. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 11:47 PM

    ROFL you need help! LOL



    peace
    #2

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  60. Linda SNovember 8, 2008 at 2:07 PM

    Joe is the First Boy Toy? awesome!!

    Seriously, I am sooo glad the country is in good hands...I could go so many places with that line, but I won't.

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  61. Scary MommyNovember 8, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    I rarely literally laugh out loud, but I am totally LOLing over here!!! I so need an intern.

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  62. KirstenNovember 8, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    LOL! Good one!

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  63. Mama DawgNovember 8, 2008 at 10:13 PM

    And with the one you have, one is all you need. ;)

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  64. Queenie JeannieNovember 9, 2008 at 7:41 AM

    Hi again!

    Thanks for the bloggy comment love! Yes, Twilight fan AND my daughter's name is Bella....a coincidence, lol!

    Don't forget to come on back for more Bella adventures and stuff....and register for my cookbook giveaway!!!

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  65. AprilNovember 9, 2008 at 10:42 AM

    I'm visiting from SITS! Loved your post...very funny! Feel free to stop by anytime and say hello. I always love meeting new people.

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  66. BacktoBarnwellNovember 9, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    Well, if you mean that I'm in the next door twittering, then yeah, because if you became Pres, you know I'd get the hell out of Barnwell and Charleston and White House it too. I want to be in charge of the scheduling from now on, though.

    I see you forgot to include the Twitter bowling tournament at 10AM in the private bowling alley. And, the Twitter Pinata (Kim Jung's head, today) smashing contest around 1PM just to vent frustrations.

    Oh, and how could you forget golf cart tag on the south lawn at 3PM!!??

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  67. KSKNovember 9, 2008 at 7:17 PM

    Fabulous - I'm feelin it!

    Did you ever see the palinaspresident website during the campaign? Here's the link if you missed it: http://www.palinaspresident.us/never/index.html

    BTW will you have your intern wear something black from the Gap?

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  68. AnonymousNovember 9, 2008 at 7:53 PM

    I just spent over an HOUR on your blog. I must say you are funny and I certainly needed some good humor tonight. My teens and hubby are driving me nutty today so thanks.
    Claudie from Canada

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  69. DawnNovember 9, 2008 at 9:25 PM

    I follow your blog but somehow missed putting you on my blog list. That means I forget to check on certain blogs. I will not make this mistake again. Your blog always makes me laugh!!!

    I'd so rather you be the president for the next four years!!

    And, I really must get on twitter! I think I've been missing out!

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  70. nikkicrumpetNovember 9, 2008 at 11:22 PM

    Is it too late to vote for you???

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