In an interview for MTV, to air November 30th, she is quoted as saying:
"I sit there and look back and I'm like, 'I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"
What was she thinking? Let's review:
"Lord, y'all. If Ahm gonna get to Burger King before they stop servin' them dee-lushus sausage sammiches, I got no time for bucklin' this here baby."
"Well what are y'all lookin' at- cain't a girl get her drink on - just cuz I'm a momma now don't mean I cain't Par-Taayyy- WHOA!!!!!
"Dang it- that'll be in the En-quirer.
Shoot, this baby gots one bobbly head.
Someone grab my cocktail."
"Ah am one sexy bitch. No you ain't.
Who said that? I want cheese fries."
"Venti 3-pump caramel mocha frappaccino with whip cream, my hot man, and my party hair. Ahm fixing to jump him lahk a chicken on a June bug."
"GimmeeeGimmeee.......Gimmeee and step, 2,3-whoa!sheeeesh......'sall fuzzy in here...wooops! uhhh..who's that chubby girl on the monitor? Gimmeee....wait, what?
Dang this stage is tilted......"
"Are we on a rocket ship? Peas are fun. I forgot to yodel today. Don't unbuckle my ski boots..Where's my turtle?"
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteOK now that I've laughed...I have something scary to admit. I just saw her new vid for "Womanizer" and I almost liked it. ALMOST. There's just something about her voice that makes me want to yell, "CLEAR YOUR DAMN THROAT ALREADY!"
Auds at Barking Mad!
that sounds like a minute inside my head...
ReplyDeleteyup.. all about Britney.
Yeah...You can take the girl out of Kentwood, but ya can't take the Kentwood outta the girl, so to speak!
ReplyDeleteStomach hurts from laughing!
ReplyDeleteWow--someone with more whacked thoughts than me...I never would have thought ;)
ReplyDeleteObviously Britney was NOT thinking - Very Funny!!
ReplyDeleteI would have never placed the whole Britney and thinking concepts together.
ReplyDeletebwahahahah.....
ReplyDeleteYes, she almost dropped her baby. BUT she didn't spill a drop of her drink!
ReplyDeleteHey, Sue... I loved this post!
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'm linking to you tomorrow for the SITS blogathon...
WOO-HOO!
Have a great day...
XO Anna
Girlfriend! I can't wait till she turns in that Starbucks cup for a big clay jug o Moonshine with the XXX on the side. You know it's coming.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap..this is too funny!
ReplyDeleteHaha, looks like the Brit and I have more in common than I'd like to admit...Except these days, my thoughts revolve around blogger and twitter. What's next???! I know, I'll shave my hair...all of it...everywhere!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!
ReplyDeletethat's hysterical! you could do a week of Britney and never run out of material!
ReplyDeleteAnd II thought I had no more laughs for Brit! Thanks for that, Monday just got better!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's scarier - the inside of Brit's head or the inside of your head. Funny, Sue!
ReplyDeletePS. The dangling baby is a recurring nightmare of mine. Thank God it's never really happened to me. They have heavy heads, ya know?
It's a shame she's from Louisiana. But I feel sorry for her. I think her problems go deeper than just the publicity of her youth.
ReplyDeleteShe makes all us moms look like winners! I often find myself saying, "well, at least I didn't give the paparazzi a crotch shot or wear a pink wig". It makes me feel better...
ReplyDeleteLMAO - this is so funny.
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDeleteMy.
Gawd.
Well, let's hope her clarity lasts longer than her time in between fender benders.
hahahaha! Can't wait to see the new video. I used to like this chick, you know, to the point where I've told Jacq that if I run into her and have a chance to bang it out, I'd do it.
ReplyDeleteNot anymore...she's one scary chick now...
Ha ha. That last shot looks like she's peeking through dildos!
ReplyDeleteDildoes. Dildos. Sheesh. How do you pluralize that?
ReplyDeleteI am ROFLMAO right now cuz I loves me some Britney jokes!
ReplyDeleteAwww, c'mon. Haven't you ever had those bad hair days where you nearly drop your baby and forget your panties? And I hate it when the spray-on tan is uneven.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm LMAO at this post. Good job.
Thank you very much! HI-larious!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW! What is up with her? Are her handlers withholding food or something to make her say the right things.
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa. At least she's trying to do better now. But boy she did give us a show for a while.
ReplyDeletelol! you are evil. i like that in a blogger.
ReplyDeletefound you through amelia bedelia's blog, if you're wondering.
LMAO!
ReplyDeletefinally some clarity... all these years we've been wondering what she's thinking! Leave it to Happy Hour Sue to have all the answers!
OH LORDY!
ReplyDelete"Peas are fun."
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! BEST LINE YOU HAVE EVER WROTE!!!!!!! HA HA!!!! Love it!!
Dude...I used to have her CD. I admit it. The worst part is that I was old enough to knwo better when I bought it.
ReplyDeleteBritney's Back, Ya'll!
ReplyDeleteI love her...I can't help myself.
LMAO!
ReplyDeletethat biotch has got a nice-ass body for what it's been thru.
not fair.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The last one made me tear up it was so fucking funny!
ReplyDeleteBrit is right...peas ARE fun.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I forgot to yodel today, too!!! And where IS my turtle?!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, peas ARE fun! They make a great ice pack when they are all frozen in a plastic bag, they "squish" nicely, and just the word "peas" is SO cute when said by a toddler begging for something..."peas, mommy? Pretty peas?"
And, let's not forget one of my fave t-shirt slogans of all time,
"Visualize Whirled Peas".
Another rockin' post, blogger idol...glad you are back!
Has she stopped chewing gum?! Because that's all I remember from the Matt Lauer interview. CHOMP CHOMP "We're just country." CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
ReplyDeleteYay, she's not the ideal role model, uh!? ;)
ReplyDeleteLeave Britney Aloooooone!!!
ReplyDeleteNOT
How Long before she implodes? Again!
There could be a Jenny Craig opportiunity in a few years on the third road to recovery.
Great Blogg.
"Who said that? I want cheese fries."
ReplyDeleteYup, that pretty much wrapped it up. I'm sorry I missed it on Saturday, but I'm sure youtube could share the love. I can only think of the last interview, with the short skirt and bubble gum snapping. Class. Act.
That is too hysterical!! You crack me up...sadly it's all true! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing hysterically, but you probably can't hear me over everybody else's cackles!
ReplyDeleteJamie Lynn is NOT pregnant again, is she? OMG.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that last one just about killed me. You're too freaking funny!
I think you've gotten this award like 35 million times, but I had to pass it on to you again. Such a great blog. The award is on mine. Thanks again for making me laugh!
ReplyDeleteOH CRAP...I just woke up the neighbors with the hysterical donkey like braying that passes for my laugh. Nice...next thing you know the cops will be knocking...but it was worth it for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't seen this yet, you ought to check it out:
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5062456/britney-spears-recast-for-the-depression
My husband just played it for me, when he saw me looking at this post.
(The entire video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mjonrqYtyY - Hubby is now watching this over on his computer and I must say I'm finding the cover quite catchy...)
Enjoy!
Does that mean I'm WT if I make a 10:22am mad dash to BK for a sausage biscuit?!
ReplyDeleteTHIS WAS GOLD!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
*standing ovation*
-nik (proseandconverse)
What a mess she was and probably still is! It's sad! I feel sorry for those kids!
ReplyDeleteI am laughing my arse off at this.
ReplyDeleteAnd here is an eerily similar posting by me:
http://www.smartassmom.com/2007/08/britneys-inner-dialog.html