tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post7221038433395589437..comments2008-11-11T01:45:12.546-05:00HappyHourSuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-82020798223122754942008-11-11T01:45:00.000-05:002008-11-11T01:45:00.000-05:00Great work.Caressehttp://atlanta-insurance.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-16387121903021857332008-10-31T04:06:00.000-04:002008-10-31T04:06:00.000-04:00Why is it the OB/GYNs have the longest wait times? ughhhhCassoulet Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16306008423079535539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-70853103591663894152008-10-19T18:25:00.000-04:002008-10-19T18:25:00.000-04:00Oh this is so funny. I think we go tot the same ob/gyn;)3 Peanutshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15124969727188599965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-46845697558288934002008-10-14T15:42:00.000-04:002008-10-14T15:42:00.000-04:00I came over from... I don't remember. <BR/><BR/>The synapses are...slow... this morn.<BR/><BR/>BUT, I feel your pap pain. And lemme tell ya...wait til you hit the big 40 and then they also have to slip a finger up u know where and ask you to bear down.<BR/><BR/>Pleasant times, folks, REAL pleasant.QuirkyLoonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322237955985819169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-6959815757388379502008-10-14T10:55:00.000-04:002008-10-14T10:55:00.000-04:00Nice count. Haha...<BR/><BR/>I came over from Nanny Goat!Ronnicahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09545460026004087995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-87877604996046338522008-10-12T17:44:00.000-04:002008-10-12T17:44:00.000-04:00Featured on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:<BR/><BR/>http://tinyurl.com/4z7pnoJenny, the Bloggesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13718481135182612620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-55965182268023692732008-10-12T01:43:00.000-04:002008-10-12T01:43:00.000-04:00Ugh!<BR/>Thanks for the reminder. I knew there was something that was supposed to be scheduled back in August!!Aubreyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08317389855681798096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-12430732118885298092008-10-11T17:03:00.000-04:002008-10-11T17:03:00.000-04:00Why do they have to weigh us? Why? Next time, I am going to refuse to get on the scale. I am going to say, "Make me."<BR/><BR/>Jerks!Jenni Jiggetyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08982881362706361805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-85587370634754714962008-10-11T16:54:00.000-04:002008-10-11T16:54:00.000-04:00oh man this is SO right on! I absolutely dread this Dr checkup... and how about the breast exam!? oh violate me some more why dontcha Doc...and yank me down by my ankles because i'm too far up on the table- cuz that always makes me feel so much more comfortable too.jaimehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15055517597437932381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-92096040102500894452008-10-11T05:36:00.000-04:002008-10-11T05:36:00.000-04:00Wait time: 1 hour, 15 minutes<BR/>Examination time: 4 minutes<BR/>Wall clock time checks: 18<BR/>Mental beauty makeovers of receptionists: 3<BR/>Presumptuous assessments of couples' relationships: 4<BR/>Envious feelings towards pregnant women: 0<BR/>Fantasies of indignant protest over wait time: 5<BR/>Actual indignant protests: 0<BR/><BR/>Having great blog fodder: PRICELESS...<BR/><BR/>J/ (Goteeman.blogspot.com)GoteeManhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01747967100881479615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-47421224888042007662008-10-11T00:35:00.000-04:002008-10-11T00:35:00.000-04:00ya know....take at least 7 lbs off that damn scale for clothes, shoes, water, nail polish, makeup...etc....that's what i do.<BR/><BR/>peace<BR/>#2Holy Crappershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17398095270678792909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-31559057324387562592008-10-10T22:14:00.000-04:002008-10-10T22:14:00.000-04:00Oh, this is hilarious! Loved it.<BR/><BR/>Damn fake-out nurse. Do they go to fake nursing school?<BR/><BR/>As for reading material, I keep a copy of Yacht Management Monthly in my handbag at all times, just for those times when I am caught unexpectedly in the naked waiting room.<BR/><BR/>Loved this!<BR/><BR/>:^) AnnaAnna Leflerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-46641929634382657502008-10-10T21:59:00.000-04:002008-10-10T21:59:00.000-04:00Could you do a follow-up blog about the exam itself? I especially like how cold they keep the exam rooms and the sound of the paper crinkling under your butt as the doctor says about 6 times "scoot down, scoot down, scoot closer, etc"Picomaniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06382238316186867337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-22429155255373423312008-10-10T21:19:00.000-04:002008-10-10T21:19:00.000-04:00My husband just called out from the kitchen (where he is cooking dinner for me and the kids) and asked "Are you reading that Happy Hour stuff again??". Yeah - I'm laughing that loud. Love the OB post but most of the laughing was about the duo between the hamster and guard poodle.<BR/><BR/>Happy weekend.Rochellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00933174313753261444noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-10608674029279855432008-10-10T20:16:00.000-04:002008-10-10T20:16:00.000-04:00Dear Sue,<BR/>Thank you. I had to go to that dreaded place today, and thanks to you, I remembered to bring New Moon with me. <BR/><BR/>To just stephanie: My husband always says, in a very bad German accent, "So you get to visit Dr. Pap Schmear?" Ha. hahahaha. Asshole. That was only funny the first 20 times you said it.Shelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16042222907090463909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-82786733842582440282008-10-10T19:49:00.000-04:002008-10-10T19:49:00.000-04:00i am fairly new to your blog and have to say that this post is a freaking riot. this is hilariously funny and so true. i am laughing my arse offRainohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12061931856209436495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-76162284170266226312008-10-10T13:00:00.000-04:002008-10-10T13:00:00.000-04:00You are hilarious! I'm so glad I found your blog. I do the same thing in the waiting room. I'm actually due to go back to the OBGYN but I'm putting it off because it's so heinous.Miss Mariehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03478686301976020706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-88324480867177087432008-10-10T12:59:00.000-04:002008-10-10T12:59:00.000-04:00The Fake Out Nurse is like the lines at Disney World. Yu finally reach the INSIDE of the building, thinking you are close to getting on the ride--but NOOOOO! It is the Fake Out Room which leads you to another F.O.R. and then another, before you even SEE the ride.Blondiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13897819319945835402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-9792876813712842662008-10-09T22:51:00.000-04:002008-10-09T22:51:00.000-04:00Without reading the other posts, has anyone mentioned how absolutely freezing the second waiting room always is? And, do you rip your paper dress in the worst places like I do?preppyplayerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07488992569447830584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-70739346394992510522008-10-09T21:53:00.000-04:002008-10-09T21:53:00.000-04:00"Envious feelings towards pregnant women: 0"<BR/><BR/>HAHAHA! Ditto. I looooove the OB visits....not!Tashahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09330605713290634407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-75599465912833844462008-10-09T18:29:00.000-04:002008-10-09T18:29:00.000-04:00Great post! We've all been there...jennhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074805816407286017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-11614265549914714612008-10-09T16:59:00.001-04:002008-10-09T16:59:00.001-04:00so that's what's going on in there! it's a Crayola fun fest, and this whole time when <I>she</I> gets home i go out of my way to help her feel comforted...<BR/><BR/>LIES, ALL LIES!<BR/>(even the comforting thing... yeah, lie.)Orionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13146116984123274600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-87838901835083956852008-10-09T16:59:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:59:00.000-04:00Oh, this post was priceless AND... reminds me that I have my annual visit at the end of this month. I'm going to bring a book! Thanks for the reminder. And... hehe. I might mention the crayon idea to my doc.Aletahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05605214202876973830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-11356212976463998132008-10-09T14:26:00.000-04:002008-10-09T14:26:00.000-04:00I love this...it's all so true! You're too funny!Gretahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05704516009854458304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-54277500673556219602008-10-09T13:45:00.000-04:002008-10-09T13:45:00.000-04:00Why did someone not think of the crayons and paper sooner!?Collie and Rustyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03058772900878006669noreply@blogger.com