tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post3866028082106825481..comments2023-11-02T09:31:12.644-04:00Comments on Happy Meals & Happy Hour: I'm Not Photoshopping the Wiener OutSue Wilkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-7819900457333926312010-07-27T08:05:30.762-04:002010-07-27T08:05:30.762-04:00This is a scream!!!!This is a scream!!!!Rachel Federmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00954446214849444639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-62663802418810393432010-07-15T14:00:28.578-04:002010-07-15T14:00:28.578-04:00You are pretty much my idol. And the fact that yo...You are pretty much my idol. And the fact that you are a CHARDONNAY swigging mom is all the better. I am local, newly married, but love the fact that there are moms out there that never lost their cool. I will now be checking your blog all the time!! Also, my dog has a simliar issue as yours, my husband and I refer to it as his lipstick. Keep on kickin ass.Mary Ellenhttp://www.takechargeinc.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-9226730895105536692010-07-14T00:41:25.784-04:002010-07-14T00:41:25.784-04:00My hermit crab probably died a month before I noti...My hermit crab probably died a month before I noticed, bringing it's age to a ripe ol' 4 months.DGBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01302995272029761401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-28024729241547696702010-07-04T16:49:20.894-04:002010-07-04T16:49:20.894-04:00Back when my daughter was 4, we were at one of the...Back when my daughter was 4, we were at one of the many, many, many festivals celebrating the canal (that'd be the Erie Canal, woohoo) that are held in my corner of NY. At this particular festival, the kid saw the booth where one tosses ping pong balls into fishbowls and wins oneself a fish. Kid asked Daddy if she could try. He agreed. On throw 6 out of 10, she had a ping pong ball go in, nothing but net. ARGH. Swimmy, the ginormous carny goldfish, not only lives despite my constant "go to the great toilet bowl in the sky" vibes, but keeps getting bigger and bigger. He's now a robust 3 year old fish in a 10 gallon tank. When it looked like he wasn't going belly up within the first week (and I begrudgingly took myself to Walmart for a 10 gallon tank, filter, gravel etc), I googled "life expectancy of a pet goldfish."<br /><br />Then I fainted. Then I went and yelled at my husband all over again with the whole "What were you THINKING letting her try to win a goldfish?!?" rant.<br /><br />THIRTY-FIVE YEARS. Pet goldfish can live up to THIRTY-FIVE EFFING YEARS.<br /><br />I told my husband that if Swimmy is still swimming when the kid moves out for college, he is going with her. Oy.<br /><br />In short, I feel your hermit crabby pain.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04027001537835285847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-8236392113808492622010-07-01T22:17:16.847-04:002010-07-01T22:17:16.847-04:00I agree with the other posters, no way will your h...I agree with the other posters, no way will your hermit crabs last 9 months, much less years. Let them enjoy them while they last...I personally owned like 12 between the ages of 11 and 14.Stephanie in Suburbiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10141782319969160150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-3862121354843861932010-07-01T20:50:22.044-04:002010-07-01T20:50:22.044-04:00My sister used to pet our German Shepherd and then...My sister used to pet our German Shepherd and then run yelling to mom that "Charlie's lipstick is out". Nice. Now that I have read the other comments, turns out my sister wasn't as original as I had thought. Oh, well. <br /><br />The asian stuff is freaking me out a little...just sayin'.Lisa-licioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03399062410114271738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-16028115140032537132010-07-01T20:46:03.120-04:002010-07-01T20:46:03.120-04:00Our Hermit Crab lasted less than a month, couldn&#...Our Hermit Crab lasted less than a month, couldn't take that much love.sasstownhttp://www.sasstown.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-39662866753903426472010-06-30T11:22:03.421-04:002010-06-30T11:22:03.421-04:00hehe...Aria, you are toooo funny.hehe...Aria, you are toooo funny.sheilahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16563260896994885340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-61225372751304628722010-06-29T16:35:35.435-04:002010-06-29T16:35:35.435-04:00If you can get your hermit crab to live for 20 yea...If you can get your hermit crab to live for 20 years then you should get your name in some record book somewhere...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-90825521238450897362010-06-29T14:06:57.658-04:002010-06-29T14:06:57.658-04:00Those damned hermit crabs - I was hoping for the 6...Those damned hermit crabs - I was hoping for the 6 month thing, that was 4 years ago.....good luck.Courtney Breulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03754678418586869915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-13182540814210361952010-06-29T13:08:33.039-04:002010-06-29T13:08:33.039-04:00Oh no! 20 years? Ours never lived that long.........Oh no! 20 years? Ours never lived that long........Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09569843147080971050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-82385103877270291972010-06-29T12:01:42.699-04:002010-06-29T12:01:42.699-04:0020 years??? That's *almost* like having anoth...20 years??? That's *almost* like having another kid around.foxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16352196676526508960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-50905785643728769962010-06-29T11:52:01.313-04:002010-06-29T11:52:01.313-04:00Your blog title caught my eye while I was visiting...Your blog title caught my eye while I was visiting another blog I was expecting to see some cutesy pic of a kid all dressed up w/a weiner clutched in his/her grasp!! <br /><br />Totally hysterical comments!! MADE MY MORNING!!! Your schnauzer is adorable! We have a mini-schanuzer! We love her to pieces!!snekciphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10686413749838968519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-64308322765017549262010-06-29T11:43:39.645-04:002010-06-29T11:43:39.645-04:00We call that the "lipstick" around here....We call that the "lipstick" around here...my dog is always letting his flop around. He's very slutty like that.kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-5382694628934463772010-06-29T11:10:38.332-04:002010-06-29T11:10:38.332-04:00The title is almost perfect; consider changing it ...The title is almost perfect; consider changing it to: I'm not Photoshopping the Wiener Out <i>Even If It Comes Into Contact With Crabs</i>Ariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15625682101666386299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-40240218705328410322010-06-29T10:52:45.967-04:002010-06-29T10:52:45.967-04:00Ok, I have an inappropriate male house-dog as well...Ok, I have an inappropriate male house-dog as well. I manage to see WAAAY more that I'd like most days. My daughter is always yelling, "Mooommmmmm, Rusty's being GROSSSSS!" <br />As far as the hermit crab, unless your 9 y.o. has some hidden 'Crab Whisperer' talents, I wouldn't worry.Jenn in Tennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14879132252995723553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-52493958970263962712010-06-29T10:49:03.625-04:002010-06-29T10:49:03.625-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Jenn in Tennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14879132252995723553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-80166970607077065372010-06-29T09:13:40.868-04:002010-06-29T09:13:40.868-04:00ps just went to google translate because my need t...ps just went to google translate because my need to know is too strong. <br /><br />Anonymous Anonymous said...<br /><br /> 知道他有了外遇<br /> 面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧<br /> 妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧<br /> 甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…<br /> 妳把他的外遇鬧的人盡皆知<br /> 最後,妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…<br /> 最後,妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…<br /> 最後,妳自己把他推向外遇的第三者身邊…<br /><br />which means:<br /><br />Know he had an affair<br />The face of his humble you cynical, vexatious<br />You shouting like crazy<br />Even to his company to the disorder, complaining to his friends and relatives, to neighbors cried ...<br />You the trouble of the well known of his affair<br />Finally, you run out of his guilt ...<br />Finally, he wants you to give up the idea back ...<br />Finally, you own him into an affair of the third side ...<br /><br />now I'm going to click on the links to see if I can get a virus...<br /><br />:)♥ Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14591559212770014981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-39001523783136112502010-06-29T09:10:50.952-04:002010-06-29T09:10:50.952-04:001st, anonymous above gina got all fancy smancy wit...1st, anonymous above gina got all fancy smancy with their oriental porn spam..gotta applaud the ingenuity. <br /><br />2nd, when my SIL's dog does that her granddaughter (our niece..she's 3) says "Duke has a boo boo on his goober again! Quick! Get the bandaids!" lol<br /><br />3rd, don't get too confident in sand heaven. some creatures last as long as they're supposed to..my turtle is now 22 years old..his life span is 70 - 120 years. He's already in my will. Just sayin :)♥ Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14591559212770014981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-62297225455337715072010-06-29T07:42:56.696-04:002010-06-29T07:42:56.696-04:00i just discovered your blog and love it, but i hav...i just discovered your blog and love it, but i have a small problem. i catch up on my blogs in the morning before everyone wakes up. my hysterical laughter is now disturbing their sleep :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-1095047360137964352010-06-29T03:13:44.713-04:002010-06-29T03:13:44.713-04:00知道他有了外遇
面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧
妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧
甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的...知道他有了<a href="www.get007.org" rel="nofollow">外遇</a><br />面對他的低聲下氣妳冷嘲熱諷、無理取鬧<br />妳瘋狂似的大吵大鬧<br />甚至到他的公司去亂、向他的親友抱怨、向鄰居們哭訴…<br />妳把他的<a href="www.get007.org" rel="nofollow">外遇</a>鬧的人盡皆知<br />最後,妳把他的愧疚消耗殆盡…<br />最後,妳把他想要回頭的念頭打消…<br />最後,妳自己把他推向<a href="www.get007.org" rel="nofollow">外遇</a>的第三者身邊…Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-77311018967691768062010-06-29T00:56:12.241-04:002010-06-29T00:56:12.241-04:00I had at one time 5 hermit crabs. We had a huge o...I had at one time 5 hermit crabs. We had a huge one and 4 little ones. The huge crab waited until the little one molted and then ate them. YES ATE THEM. That big crab lived for almost 4 years before he went to sand heaven. <br /><br />I just enjoy the weiner photoCathiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05358268271940590058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-23580064706255401062010-06-29T00:03:56.689-04:002010-06-29T00:03:56.689-04:00yep... the crabs will be dead within less than a y...yep... the crabs will be dead within less than a year. BOTH of ours were. I will say the "mall cart" one lasted a couple months longer than the chain pet store one. :)Shawna Nicholsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02669566509123984607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-16885573225749837372010-06-28T20:19:41.731-04:002010-06-28T20:19:41.731-04:00Wow! Whose legs are those!? (not the dog's)Wow! Whose legs are those!? (not the dog's)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-472738462670456793.post-85694141901079772262010-06-28T19:25:52.086-04:002010-06-28T19:25:52.086-04:00The wiener took this post from average to awesome....The wiener took this post from average to awesome. <br /><br />p.s. $10 the hermit crabs don't make it to labor day.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.com