It's that time of year again...
Cider! Pumpkins! Candy! Ho's!
WELL. Apparently toddling around on stripper heels as a "sexy" nurse/cop/referee/cheerleader/devil/angel/football player/firefighter/pirate has been DONE. 2003 called: It wants it's "sexy" back.
Any slut-for-a-night knows you have to be original to stand out in a sea of bimbos.
Think outside the box!
How about: Sexy Micky Mouse?
Sexy Girl Scout? That's not inappropriate at all.
Sexy Pizza Slice!!
Really the possibilities are endless.
I am proposing the following ideas to some costume companies for 2014 (PATENT PENDING don't even try it.)
* Sexy hermit crab
* Sexy leaf
* Sexy parking ticket
* Sexy gummy worm
* Sexy tongue depressor
* Sexy Post-it note
* Sexy this thing:
Or hell, just show up naked with an apple and a rubber snake. "Eve". Just saved you $39.95.