Thursday, February 4, 2010

This Post is Gay AND Retarded











Can I just say something about the whole Rahm Emanuel brou-ha-ha?

So the guy said an idea was "fucking retarded." OK, not the smartest move for the Chief of Staff, granted.

But I'm gonna throw it out there that there are times when "retarded" doesn't mean retarded, it just means retarded.

And "gay" doesn't mean gay, it just means gay.

I know you know what I mean.

Water shoes? Are gay.

Neti pots are gay.

Shots that include Baileys? are gay.

Sending non-existent gifts on Facebook is gay.

Clay Aiken: gay. Adam Lambert: Not gay.

Christmas newsletters are gay.

Disney on Ice is gay.

Handing out raisins at Halloween: gay. And retarded.


Wearing your jeans below your butt is retarded.

Colored contacts are retarded.

Nadya Suleman? retarded.

Piercing your eyebrow is retarded.

'Flirty Girl Fitness' is retarded.

Heidi and Spencer are retarded.




Support same-sex marriage: It's OK. It's only love.





Don't agree? That's your right.

And: retarded. :)

45 comments:

Keyona said...

You are hilarious.....and retarded!

Henley on the Horn said...

According to definition, I am both gay and retarded. You go, girl!

SueMac said...

Love my netipot.... love me some Bailey's... guess I'm gay.

Aleta said...

OMG - I love this post...

Neti pots are gay. - really, though? I have one. LMAO..

Bad Christy said...

Hey, leave my neti pot out of this!

Mrs. S. said...

Seriously, how do you know when I have had a horrific day and need to laugh out loud? Now, my neti-pot and I have been close since sinus surgery, so that makes me so far out gay...that is ok...will give hubby a hoot as well!!

Shelley said...

Hey, I love shots with Bailey's! Bailey's and butterscotch schnapps. Mmmmmm. Gay.

Susie Q said...

Too funny........... Really, no wonder those damn politicians can't get anything done in Washington!

Mags said...

So with you!!!

Messy Mommy said...

Haha! I can't believe people actually pay money for those gay facebook gifts!

Colleen said...

I don't know if Neti pots are gay, but those strips on the nose are definitely gay.

Great post.

Kelly said...

Agree with your retarded, gay self 110%!!!!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

Neti pots arent gay! Well, maybe looking ;) but theyr lifesavers!

Dawn in Austin said...

Never in my life had I heard of a neti pot, until I started reading blogs. Still have never seen one and I'm glad I haven't. Cuz they're so gay.

Anonymous said...

love your thought, although i'm not with you on all of them. don't like the word retarded. like the word gay though and probably over use it. and you know what's really gay, a lot of the blogs i click on, way gay. too gay to even describe. "today i blah, blah, blah" lame, and gay. have a good day!

Jess said...

HAHA!!
You had me at GAY AND RETARDED so I had to stop in and see what AWESOMENESS you had posted!!!
You never disappoint me!!

Swirl Girl said...

I don't think any of that is gay...only moderately happy.

Travelbug Mom said...

I thought this post was HILARIOUS....I must be retarded...but being retarded is gay!

Anonymous said...

I agree gay is just slang! I know so many gay people who say 'omg that's gay!' Retarded, although I catch myself saying it a lot, can be reallllllly offensive. People are human beings and make mistakes but come on! This was retarded on his part...

Shawna Nicholson said...

First-time commenter and I LOVE your blog...my husband thinks that laughing out loud at a computer screen is gay, but you seem to make me "gay" often, so I'll deal with it. For example, 2:20am, just finished homework (full time mommy and college student) and instead of going to bed like a smart person would do, I'm laughing at a computer screen! Thanks so much for the much needed relief!

hmduey said...

I've been lurking here for a long time, but you have managed to make me come out of lurk mode and post a comment with this one. You are SO right on the gay and retarded thing. I'm laughing with tears in my eyes (at work), and that's a good thing (even though crying can be gay sometimes). :)

Denise Thomas said...

I adore you, retard. Stop hatin' on the Bailey's, though.

Bangs said...

Calling someTHING retarded while at a banquet honoring some mentally challenged people in my community..... retarded. Yup, that's me - retarded.

Becky said...

Oh my! I found you through Twitter and I think you are my long lost soul sister. Which is so NOT gay.

AmyLK said...

That was so funny! And gay....

Have a good weekend.

Jazz said...

AMEN!

foxy said...

You are totally my people. Really though, isn't that the truth? I use both terms all the time - but only in the appropriate sense (which is exactly as you described).

You know, I always say you have to let yourself be totally gay for Twilight in order to really enjoy it. Surely that makes sense to you, of all people.. ???

Jenn in Tenn said...

Love it! Gay AND Retarded, that's me!

A Real Housewife said...

christmas newsletters are the gayest of them all!

Erin from "skoots and cuddles" said...

I love the phrases gay and retarded. Those were the two key phrases growing up... since when do people take such offense? Thanks for bringing us back to reality!

Jamie said...

What the shit is a netipot and you are freaking awesome!

Carrie said...

Too funny!

Julia said...

Water shoes are the WORST.
Water shoes + Speedo? Such a turnoff and totally, totally gay.

Julie said...

Don't cha know that raisins are "natures candy". At least that is what my child tried to tell another when she wanted to trade raisins for a brownie. but yes handing out raisins OR fruit OR a toothbrush on Halloween is both GAY and RETARDED!!

leigh said...

ok, sue. i have to disagree with you. spencer is gay. but heidi is retarded enought for both of them.

Travelbug Mom said...

hahaha ..just showed my teenagers your post..."Mom, you're a faggot, that is stupid!"...hahahhah

cult leader said...

lol, your def of gay is pretty fantastic.

Working Mommy said...

I'm with Julie...fruit on the most important holiday EVER - gay...and cigarettes...are fags!!

~WM

The Nice One said...

Hey, I happen to love my neti pot ;P

Momlissa said...

Thank you for my morning laugh!

and I'd just have to say that Heidi & Spencer are both "gay" and "retarded."

Michelle said...

Did you see the SNL skit on this last night? It was freaking hilarious!

Threeboys1mommy said...

I find that if you say re-tard, like that guy from The Hangover it kind of softens the blow.

PaperCourt said...

Damn...you are funny. I'm now a follower.

The Mayor said...

I'm tired of having our vocabulary hijacked for causes. Soon all that will be left is bland adjectives.
How retarded is that?

Maile said...

disney on ice is sooo gay

cars... on ice... um what? they arent skating...

and skating mermaids... with feet... thats just weird