Can I just say something about the whole Rahm Emanuel brou-ha-ha?
So the guy said an idea was "fucking retarded." OK, not the smartest move for the Chief of Staff, granted.
But I'm gonna throw it out there that there are times when "retarded" doesn't mean retarded, it just means retarded.
And "gay" doesn't mean gay, it just means gay.
I know you know what I mean.
Water shoes? Are gay.
Neti pots are gay.
Shots that include Baileys? are gay.
Sending non-existent gifts on Facebook is gay.
Clay Aiken: gay. Adam Lambert: Not gay.
Christmas newsletters are gay.
Disney on Ice is gay.
Handing out raisins at Halloween: gay. And retarded.
Wearing your jeans below your butt is retarded.
Colored contacts are retarded.
Nadya Suleman? retarded.
Piercing your eyebrow is retarded.
'Flirty Girl Fitness' is retarded.
Heidi and Spencer are retarded.
Support same-sex marriage: It's OK. It's only love.
Don't agree? That's your right.
And: retarded. :)
45 comments:
You are hilarious.....and retarded!
According to definition, I am both gay and retarded. You go, girl!
Love my netipot.... love me some Bailey's... guess I'm gay.
OMG - I love this post...
Neti pots are gay. - really, though? I have one. LMAO..
Hey, leave my neti pot out of this!
Seriously, how do you know when I have had a horrific day and need to laugh out loud? Now, my neti-pot and I have been close since sinus surgery, so that makes me so far out gay...that is ok...will give hubby a hoot as well!!
Hey, I love shots with Bailey's! Bailey's and butterscotch schnapps. Mmmmmm. Gay.
Too funny........... Really, no wonder those damn politicians can't get anything done in Washington!
So with you!!!
Haha! I can't believe people actually pay money for those gay facebook gifts!
I don't know if Neti pots are gay, but those strips on the nose are definitely gay.
Great post.
Agree with your retarded, gay self 110%!!!!
Neti pots arent gay! Well, maybe looking ;) but theyr lifesavers!
Never in my life had I heard of a neti pot, until I started reading blogs. Still have never seen one and I'm glad I haven't. Cuz they're so gay.
love your thought, although i'm not with you on all of them. don't like the word retarded. like the word gay though and probably over use it. and you know what's really gay, a lot of the blogs i click on, way gay. too gay to even describe. "today i blah, blah, blah" lame, and gay. have a good day!
HAHA!!
You had me at GAY AND RETARDED so I had to stop in and see what AWESOMENESS you had posted!!!
You never disappoint me!!
I don't think any of that is gay...only moderately happy.
I thought this post was HILARIOUS....I must be retarded...but being retarded is gay!
I agree gay is just slang! I know so many gay people who say 'omg that's gay!' Retarded, although I catch myself saying it a lot, can be reallllllly offensive. People are human beings and make mistakes but come on! This was retarded on his part...
First-time commenter and I LOVE your blog...my husband thinks that laughing out loud at a computer screen is gay, but you seem to make me "gay" often, so I'll deal with it. For example, 2:20am, just finished homework (full time mommy and college student) and instead of going to bed like a smart person would do, I'm laughing at a computer screen! Thanks so much for the much needed relief!
I've been lurking here for a long time, but you have managed to make me come out of lurk mode and post a comment with this one. You are SO right on the gay and retarded thing. I'm laughing with tears in my eyes (at work), and that's a good thing (even though crying can be gay sometimes). :)
I adore you, retard. Stop hatin' on the Bailey's, though.
Calling someTHING retarded while at a banquet honoring some mentally challenged people in my community..... retarded. Yup, that's me - retarded.
Oh my! I found you through Twitter and I think you are my long lost soul sister. Which is so NOT gay.
That was so funny! And gay....
Have a good weekend.
AMEN!
You are totally my people. Really though, isn't that the truth? I use both terms all the time - but only in the appropriate sense (which is exactly as you described).
You know, I always say you have to let yourself be totally gay for Twilight in order to really enjoy it. Surely that makes sense to you, of all people.. ???
Love it! Gay AND Retarded, that's me!
christmas newsletters are the gayest of them all!
I love the phrases gay and retarded. Those were the two key phrases growing up... since when do people take such offense? Thanks for bringing us back to reality!
What the shit is a netipot and you are freaking awesome!
Too funny!
Water shoes are the WORST.
Water shoes + Speedo? Such a turnoff and totally, totally gay.
Don't cha know that raisins are "natures candy". At least that is what my child tried to tell another when she wanted to trade raisins for a brownie. but yes handing out raisins OR fruit OR a toothbrush on Halloween is both GAY and RETARDED!!
ok, sue. i have to disagree with you. spencer is gay. but heidi is retarded enought for both of them.
hahaha ..just showed my teenagers your post..."Mom, you're a faggot, that is stupid!"...hahahhah
lol, your def of gay is pretty fantastic.
I'm with Julie...fruit on the most important holiday EVER - gay...and cigarettes...are fags!!
~WM
Hey, I happen to love my neti pot ;P
Thank you for my morning laugh!
and I'd just have to say that Heidi & Spencer are both "gay" and "retarded."
Did you see the SNL skit on this last night? It was freaking hilarious!
I find that if you say re-tard, like that guy from The Hangover it kind of softens the blow.
Damn...you are funny. I'm now a follower.
I'm tired of having our vocabulary hijacked for causes. Soon all that will be left is bland adjectives.
How retarded is that?
disney on ice is sooo gay
cars... on ice... um what? they arent skating...
and skating mermaids... with feet... thats just weird
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